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    Quote Originally Posted by SimoneGray View Post
    Any guy who says "show me how to private bb"...I fucking hate them. All of them.
    I don't blame you- Could you make a tute and send a link instead of humoring them?
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelicaFox View Post
    Also, I got two or three "female" viewers who chatted and then tried to talk me down in my prices or into off-site shows. Like WTF, broseph, you think impersonating a female is going to make me hand out pussy for free? Bitches gotta pay, too.
    True story: the only two definitely female custies I've had have BOTH paid me without bitching. Funny how the women whose faces we can see are sympathetic to our work, but the ones who are "totally a chick, brah" hate paying us, eh?
    I don't mind talking so much as being spoken to. And I don't mind being spoken to all that much, when the one speaking has a brain.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    stupid fucktard: hi baby
    where u b? i'm la ca
    frm?
    me: I'm in the western US baby
    stupid fucktard: ok..i'll nuke the west coast and find u..wtf?
    me:Why do you need to know my exact location? It's not like we're going to meet or anything.
    **banhammer dropped**

    I'm so over them getting pissy if I don't want to give my location. Usually make a joke about it but it's a pet peeve. General region is more than enough info. Respectful customers understand the need for not sharing that info.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlyssaJane View Post

    I'm so over them getting pissy if I don't want to give my location. Usually make a joke about it but it's a pet peeve. General region is more than enough info. Respectful customers understand the need for not sharing that info.
    I feel you. FFS dude, you are on a pay-to-play cam site. If you come to my room looking for a wifey, an escort or a local girl DTF and I'm saying NO, the problem isn't me.

    I have two canned responses to quickly weed out the guys looking for an escort/date/one night stand in their area.
    (Where are you from) - The Internet
    (If he persists) - Sorry, I only perform on cam and don't meet live. Would you like a show?

    Saves me time and nerve cells.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    bigblueeyes: Hello semiretired
    Sweetie*

    Autoerects make me LOL

    duffyj25 has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
    duffyj25: stand up
    i got taken private before i could say/do anything but i hate these $1 gold tips because u feel if they could tip less they would. $1 shouldn't get them a thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallenangel2904 View Post
    I KNOW somone else in this thread has experienced this guy because I remember reading about it and when he came into my room last night I was like 'OMG' in my head because I remembered reading about it in this thread haha

    Him: Do you want to play wheel of cock?
    Me: Sure how do you play?
    Him: You spin my cock around and it spins like a gassy motor
    Me: Oh sounds interesting. Sure I'll play in private hun!
    Him: The gassy motor is what makes the noise but you have to make the noise by putting your lips together and blowing air. Okay here I go I'm going to spin!
    Me: Not in free, in private.

    Tard leaves

    LMAO a gassy motor? WTF LOL I LOVE that I knew about him from this thread haha!
    Holy shit. Okay so I am still reading through this whole thread from the beginning, but I just saw this post from fucking 2 YEARS AGO and I have been camming for less than a month and have gotten this guy TWICE.

    You guys. He is still going strong after TWO YEARS and he still won't pay!


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    cambstudent enters the room
    Server Status : Clearing Room ----------------------
    Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
    cambstudent: hi
    CatBBW: hi hows you
    cambstudent: your sound working?
    CatBBW: yes, 2 secs!
    cambstudent leaves the room
    Server Status : Group Has Finished ----------------


    Impatient.

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    Jake7: $7.99 a minute? are you serious????

    AudriTwo: Dead serious.

    Jake7: there are girls that charge $1.99 a min. why can't you

    AudriTwo: Because I'm better





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    Audritwo's asshole sees all, knows all. Spurs on armies of orcs. Casts fear into the dwindling races of Middle-Earth. Fears hobbits.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RamonaRamone View Post
    Holy shit. Okay so I am still reading through this whole thread from the beginning, but I just saw this post from fucking 2 YEARS AGO and I have been camming for less than a month and have gotten this guy TWICE.

    You guys. He is still going strong after TWO YEARS and he still won't pay!
    Lol I love guys like that WHEN THEY PAY. I had this one guy who used to want me to say the word "rubber" over and over and over. Sometimes he even wanted me to say words that rhymed with rubber, or just list things that were made out of rubber. It was great. But one day he turned into a free loader. Now all I have are the memories.

    Come back to me, rubber guy! And bring your damn wallet!


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    Quote Originally Posted by RamonaRamone View Post
    Holy shit. Okay so I am still reading through this whole thread from the beginning, but I just saw this post from fucking 2 YEARS AGO and I have been camming for less than a month and have gotten this guy TWICE.

    You guys. He is still going strong after TWO YEARS and he still won't pay!
    Commitment!





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    Audritwo's asshole sees all, knows all. Spurs on armies of orcs. Casts fear into the dwindling races of Middle-Earth. Fears hobbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlettbelle View Post
    Lol I love guys like that WHEN THEY PAY.
    Right??? I hadn't read far enough in the forum to know he was a freeloader when he came in so I actually humored him for a couple minutes (didn't do anything, but didn't ban and let him talk) cause like, I was down to do it if he was actually gonna go exclusive. That would have been a great session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlettbelle View Post
    Lol I love guys like that WHEN THEY PAY. I had this one guy who used to want me to say the word "rubber" over and over and over. Sometimes he even wanted me to say words that rhymed with rubber, or just list things that were made out of rubber.
    I have a "pretty handwriting" guy. Yes, he has me say "pretty handwriting".
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAdriana View Post
    bigblueeyes: Hello semiretired
    Sweetie*

    Autoerects make me LOL

    duffyj25 has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
    duffyj25: stand up
    i got taken private before i could say/do anything but i hate these $1 gold tips because u feel if they could tip less they would. $1 shouldn't get them a thing
    I love when they leave dollar tips. Or at least when assholes leave 1 gold and expect the world. It gives me the opportunity to be a smart ass

    "Oh my god what was that sound? Did you guys hear that? It was really itty bitty and tiny and kinda faint, almost like the sound of pennies hitting the floor? What was that? OHHHHHH someone just tipped me a 100 pennies. Ahhhhh okay so that's what it sounds like. My bad I'm just used to that big long chime sound when I get $25"

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowdahlia View Post
    "pls just do a good deed like im a make a wish kid...which i was." - cheap, broke guy on skype
    Thats fucking low.

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    dbag: u ook bored

    Me: are you bored?

    dbag: wtf are u doing

    Me: what are you doing?

    dbag: you look like u waiting for the bus

    Me: I'm waiting for something

    dbag: we need u stripped
    naked

    Me: Yes, we do!

    dbag: what are u waiting fir

    Me: for someone to take me private

    dbag: its all inthe body language u know
    sex appeal
    it can makeit or breakit

    Me: That's helpful ::BLOCK::

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    Someone took me up on the creative insults. Sent me a PM

    if i had th choice between sucking a old sweaty bald man's gross herpes covered dick or purchasing a camshow with you ill gladly suck 10x more dick seeing youre loose roast beef vagina

    My reply:

    So, you're gay? I'm happy for you!





    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Red View Post
    Audritwo's asshole sees all, knows all. Spurs on armies of orcs. Casts fear into the dwindling races of Middle-Earth. Fears hobbits.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MsBellaSpanxx View Post
    In my inbox today. hahahaha I think this guy just googled a bunch of Canadian shit to try to impress Canadian camgirls.

    SUBJECT: CANADA DAY GREETINGS FELLOW CANUCK
    I am eager to visit you here.
    so where in this great country are you celebrating Canada day.
    I am celebrating it today on the Niagara wine route, and finish off in Niagara falls.
    normally I am a disgruntled tax payer of Hamilton.
    worked 3 hours this morning in Cambridge..................rounding up Canada geese and relocating them . it was a fun gig, but not as fun as you'll be
    hugs budman, aka boobman
    and do you have a good presentation?

    omg lmao

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    Some idiot:

    Idiot: bb tits

    Me: bb tip

    Idiot: I don't want to tip for those today

    Me: well then you don't get them today

    Idiot: pleassseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (literally)

    *idiot had been ejected*

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    I had a guy on early Saturday morning pledge $2 gold to my goldshow (It was the last one of my shift, I really just wanted to make up my goal for the night, so I set a ridiculously small buy in lol) He kept asking if the show didnt go through if he could take me private. I said sure, but the show did end up going through. Afterwards, he says, so because I paid towards your show can we go private now. I said yes, just click "enter my private show" Then he said no I meant for free, since I pledged $2 gold to your show. LMAO yes, I will give you a free private show since you paid $2 dollars towards my last gold show of the night...when my private rate is $6.99 a minute. Omg how fucking stupid are these guys.

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    Just curious if anyone's had this before.

    Guy comes into my room and asks me to watch a clip before taking me private. I tell him no, he goes away.
    Comes back a few minutes later and asks the same. "It's a vid of a hot girl cumming" he says. I tell him that's exactly what he'd see in my private show. He tries to wheedle, I block him.

    I had a feeling something was wrong and went with it, but can anyone give me insight into what he was trying to accomplish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelicaFox View Post
    Just curious if anyone's had this before.

    Guy comes into my room and asks me to watch a clip before taking me private. I tell him no, he goes away.
    Comes back a few minutes later and asks the same. "It's a vid of a hot girl cumming" he says. I tell him that's exactly what he'd see in my private show. He tries to wheedle, I block him.

    I had a feeling something was wrong and went with it, but can anyone give me insight into what he was trying to accomplish?

    Is he trying to send you a link of some sort to a video? He may be trying to get you to click on something to put some kind of spyware or something on your computer, i dunno. I had a user message me saying "someone realeased a video and some things about you I wont say who but click here to see what im talking about" My husband took a look at it, and determined it was probably some type of spyware and not to download it, so this could be the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelicaFox View Post
    Just curious if anyone's had this before.

    Guy comes into my room and asks me to watch a clip before taking me private. I tell him no, he goes away.
    Comes back a few minutes later and asks the same. "It's a vid of a hot girl cumming" he says. I tell him that's exactly what he'd see in my private show. He tries to wheedle, I block him.

    I had a feeling something was wrong and went with it, but can anyone give me insight into what he was trying to accomplish?

    Is he trying to send you a link of some sort to a video? He may be trying to get you to click on something to put some kind of spyware or something on your computer, i dunno. I had a user message me saying "someone realeased a video and some things about you I wont say who but click here to see what im talking about" My husband took a look at it, and determined it was probably some type of spyware and not to download it, so this could be the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexiaRoss View Post
    Is he trying to send you a link of some sort to a video? He may be trying to get you to click on something to put some kind of spyware or something on your computer, i dunno. I had a user message me saying "someone realeased a video and some things about you I wont say who but click here to see what im talking about" My husband took a look at it, and determined it was probably some type of spyware and not to download it, so this could be the case.
    Ah, OK, that would make sense. I think I had another one who was trying to set up the same thing. He said he was about to watch some documentary on cam girls and asked me if I wanted to watch it too (of course not, I'm working :p)

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    Ahhhh yes, the 'someone released an underground video of you on a forum and I magically can't give you the link, but here's a trojan-loaded file with the 'video' in question for you to see instead.' That scam has been going around for aaaaaages. Block, report, and don't even entertain the idea--and that's a generic warning to everyone!


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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelicaFox View Post
    Also, I got two or three "female" viewers who chatted and then tried to talk me down in my prices or into off-site shows. Like WTF, broseph, you think impersonating a female is going to make me hand out pussy for free? Bitches gotta pay, too.
    Here's another one:

    bigboobs (keeping his name because it makes it funnier): Hello
    how are you?
    Me: doing fine ty)
    What brings you here?
    bigboobs: u wanna do something for me
    bigboobs: who else r u talking to
    Me: what do you enjoy?
    bigboobs: anything
    Me: lol so you'd enjoy just watching mre type as well?;-)
    bigboobs: hahah
    Me: Again, what are you looking for?
    bigboobs: pussy fingering and boobs
    bigboobs: just to let u know that i am a beautiful girl *Thought so, you really sound like a woman! Also your nickname looks so much like something a beautiful girl would choose.*
    Me: Ok now that gives me something to work with)
    bigboobs: yeah
    bigboobs: r u going to show me something
    Me: yes, in pvt.
    bigboobs: y cant u show me here *yea why not, you're a girl after all, so why sit there all covered up? Let me get comfortable lol*

    *Another person takes me pvt. Bigboobs jumps in a few minutes later*

    bigboobs: where do you live *ignored because fuck you*
    *I start playing with a clit wand*
    bigboobs: shove it in deep

    YEEEAAAH, totally a girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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