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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    On AdultWork the other day:

    piss: hi i want someone to call me and force me into pvt

    Mhmm.

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    This just in from a Douche Lord who I've never once seen in my room EVER and sent while I was in a paid show:



    Oh darn, he got me right in the heart with that impassioned speech about all my failings! *goes off to cry*

    JK, I'm gonna go hang out in my bathtub full of money and count all the fucks I really don't give while I watch the football game.


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    ^He sounds like a bitter, unhappy little man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanadianRuby View Post
    ^He sounds like a bitter, unhappy little man.
    Most definitely.

    I'm 99% sure he was just copy/paste spamming it to every model he was vaguely interested in with the hope that she'd respond like 'oh noooooes! Please give me another chance to prove that I can be perfect for you and worth your time!!!' He strikes me as the negging/emotional blackmail type. Pity no one has explained to him that models really don't work that way.


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    swede: why aren't you like other girls on here? sweet and so on

    me: because i'm a dom, i dominate and humiliate men

    swede: why would you like that?

    me: because i do, everyone's different

    swede: my dad says women should be in the kitchen

    me: your dad doesn't know shit about me

    swede: he's always right my dad

    me: then why don't you go suck his dick?

    *BAN*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sovereignv View Post
    swede: why aren't you like other girls on here? sweet and so on

    me: because i'm a dom, i dominate and humiliate men

    swede: why would you like that?

    me: because i do, everyone's different

    swede: my dad says women should be in the kitchen

    me: your dad doesn't know shit about me

    swede: he's always right my dad

    me: then why don't you go suck his dick?

    *BAN*
    And why would he change the subject to his dad on a porn site? Wait, never mind, don't want to know.
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    "Why are you flipping off the camera in your profile picture? No one is gonna come in here if you don't look sexy!"

    Um... you just did.
    No power in the 'verse can stop me.


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    ''BB I want to be your piggy and tip you, tell me what to do''

    Tip me.

    ''How much goddess''

    250 tokens is enough to keep me from banning you for talking too much without tipping.

    ''I can't afford that''

    K

    ''I will buy more tokens if you lower your PVT rate''



    DO NOT come into my room, especially on a slow day and ask me to lower my rates. And then he tipped me 50 tokens to show him one of my sandals when I said it was 150, so I flashed the sandal for two seconds like LOL honey you get what you pay for. GTFO here loser.

    dude: humilate me bb

    me: You suck
    You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

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    "I hate your outfit"



    LOL

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    Idiot grey: hi darling you love chocolates?
    Me: *supposing there's a BBC reference to follow" Lol what if I say "no"?
    Idiot grey: I just really really like you
    and want to put a smile on your face
    Me: then join the game!
    Idiot grey: You like shopping darling?
    Me: no I hate it.
    Idiot grey: I really like you and I want to make you happy
    Which do you like better dollars or euros?
    Me: both, but you can only use tokens on here and you obviously don't have any. Why not upgrade your account?
    Idiot grey: pm me darling for direct money transfer
    Me: SUUUURE. let me hand over my personal info to a stranger who probably has gigabytes of my tits'n'pussy on hand.
    Idiot grey: I don't need your personal info
    please pm me I tell you all
    Me: well there's probably something I don't know about money transfers. Now I'm really curious about the means of payment you're using. Will you tell us?
    Idiot grey: pm me darling I tell you all
    A reg: tell us, we want to know, too
    Idiot grey: Pm me darling I tell you all
    Another reg: come on PM him and let us know what he says lol.
    I PM and this comes:
    Fraud 1.png
    Fraud 2.png
    ...Aaand reported for fraud attempt. But I really loved his thought line of "Women are foolish creatures who love chocolates and shopping. So I probably can get her do all sorts of dangerous, stupid and illegal stuff if I offer her all the chocolates and shopping she wants?"
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oCURIOUSo View Post
    "Why are you flipping off the camera in your profile picture? No one is gonna come in here if you don't look sexy!"

    Um... you just did.
    I love your response!

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    "show pussy for 3 gold" asshole #1
    asshole #2 As soon as he came in my room" lick my dirty black asshole bb "I went off on him telling him what a rude fuck he was & meant to block him but only kicked him instead. He comes back in "how was I rude bb?" facepalm

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    Traffic is non existent almost right now and i get this...
    him:just chatting with people
    I've spent a lot of money already
    me: well why are you telling me that?
    him:you don't mind just chatting with me do you
    just asking
    me: well if you dont intend on spending on me then why you in here i wouldnt mind if you chatted with me and spent money but not if you go spend in others room and use me to just hang out and chat..no offense
    him:no it was earlier, I spent money
    oh I understand....you'll get your day.....
    oh it would be to me too....i can put you in my favs too
    just added you to the favorites, ill chat with you again.

    please chat in pvt or exclusive next time

    this one parked it in my room didnt speak for the last hour and then says this
    cangri2014: hi baby can i see yoy ass
    show you ass
    HELP! HAHA

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    dumbass: I want to take you pvt, u sexy, wanna pound one out
    Me; What do you want to do? Just checking, fyi I don't do anal (strong anal vibe from guy)
    *takes me pvt*
    dumbass: I havent' fucked in over a month you better do a good job
    Me: mmhmm....(another guy in room, lets just extend this for a minute)
    Dumbass: now flip over I'm going to destroy that ass
    Me; You didn't listen to my earlier conversation, and now this conversation is over
    *blocked*

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I do love the later night shift, but...

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    Got my first revenge tags on streamate today! "Nasty additude", "rude person", "twat". Think I'm gonna leave the first one up for posterity. It's true, after all.

    Maybe they were from this gentleman that I ended up getting quite pissed off at:

    "Would you be open to having a domestic sub of your own, I would really like to pamper and spoil you and do everything you say ,will do all housework and cleaning naked aswell as foot massages, painting your toe nails, running you baths, making you drinks ,you can use me as a foot stool, make me worship your feet, spank me over your knees if I do anything wrong , make fun of me , will take you shopping for nice clothes and shoes , you can lock me in chastity longterm and keep the key if you wish to do so, would also give you 600 pounds a month, would be amazing if you could give me a chance Miss and I promise you wont regret it X ."

    How could I resist the generous offer of having someone IN MY HOME while I constantly cater to their fetish - sorry, I mean "use them for my pleasure" - for the high, high compensation of £600 per month?

    You know what... the "domestic slave"/servant aspect of femdom is one of my least favourite. Like, I can run my own baths, I can paint my own toenails. I'm not totally incapable of taking care of myself. Can you imagine having some horny, panting sub guy running around being in your way trying to carry out every little task for you? It's horrifying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sovereignv View Post
    Got my first revenge tags on streamate today! "Nasty additude", "rude person", "twat". Think I'm gonna leave the first one up for posterity. It's true, after all.

    Maybe they were from this gentleman that I ended up getting quite pissed off at:

    "Would you be open to having a domestic sub of your own, I would really like to pamper and spoil you and do everything you say ,will do all housework and cleaning naked aswell as foot massages, painting your toe nails, running you baths, making you drinks ,you can use me as a foot stool, make me worship your feet, spank me over your knees if I do anything wrong , make fun of me , will take you shopping for nice clothes and shoes , you can lock me in chastity longterm and keep the key if you wish to do so, would also give you 600 pounds a month, would be amazing if you could give me a chance Miss and I promise you wont regret it X ."

    How could I resist the generous offer of having someone IN MY HOME while I constantly cater to their fetish - sorry, I mean "use them for my pleasure" - for the high, high compensation of £600 per month?

    You know what... the "domestic slave"/servant aspect of femdom is one of my least favourite. Like, I can run my own baths, I can paint my own toenails. I'm not totally incapable of taking care of myself. Can you imagine having some horny, panting sub guy running around being in your way trying to carry out every little task for you? It's horrifying.
    And they ALWAYS smell in real life! It's never the super buff, young, attractive CEO/lawyer types out of the movies. It's the sweaty, balding, slightly overweight men who stutter ALL the time. They remind me of rats, sorry. I'd rather that not touch any part of me or my house, thanks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sovereignv View Post

    You know what... the "domestic slave"/servant aspect of femdom is one of my least favourite. Like, I can run my own baths, I can paint my own toenails. I'm not totally incapable of taking care of myself. Can you imagine having some horny, panting sub guy running around being in your way trying to carry out every little task for you? It's horrifying.
    I just want them to do my laundry. lol. I always end up roleplaying them doing my laundry.





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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    I just want them to do my laundry. lol. I always end up roleplaying them doing my laundry.
    Fuck doing my laundry. I don't trust any man to do my laundry. It'd end up tie dyed pink. He can do all the sorting, folding, and hanging though. I hate that part. Besides, I wash my unmentionables separately, so he'd never be wanking over that shit lol.

    Doing my dishes back in the days when I didn't have a dishwasher would've been lovely too. Or giving my dogs a bath. Hells yes.


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    Pulling the hair out of my drains. There ya go slave, get naked and get going. When you're done pick up the dog poop in my yard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitcatt View Post
    When you're done pick up the dog poop in my yard.
    This, I need one of these.....where can I acquire one?

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    *2 minutes into private*

    "Shoot have to run I will definitely be back another night! Pizza is here"

    Because ordering delivery ALWAYS makes me think I need to squeeze in a quickie before the pizza guy gets here.

    Or maybe you're just covering up how fast you blew. Also possible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Issabelle View Post
    *2 minutes into private*

    "Shoot have to run I will definitely be back another night! Pizza is here"

    Because ordering delivery ALWAYS makes me think I need to squeeze in a quickie before the pizza guy gets here.

    Or maybe you're just covering up how fast you blew. Also possible.
    I had a guy buy a skype show from me and then about 5 minutes in he told me that the pizza guy was at his door and he left and got it and came back and started telling me that he was sorry and we just continued the show. I was afraid he might try to get those minutes he lost back but thankfully he didn't lol

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    I challenged myself to not ban anyone tonight, but this guy happened

    Show your tits
    Show your tits
    Show me your tits
    Show your tits already
    *kicked out of room
    sick me your tits!
    *kicked
    Whyd you kick me out?
    *kicked
    Why you kick me out?
    *kicked
    Whyd you kick me out
    *kicked
    Why do you keep kicking me out of your room?
    *banned
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    Idiot: Hi bb I'm sad
    Me: Why babe
    Idiot: My aunt died right after Thanksgiving
    Me: I am sorry to hear that love
    Idiot: Yea can you make me a video because im really sad she died

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