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    "I left my wallet at the barracks. Feeling patriotic?" NO!
    "Will you take my CC info and use it" NO!
    "Will you fuck yourself in front of your kids" Fuuuuuuck NO!
    "CMD won't know if you take google wallet" NO
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    OMFG not this shit again
    ( david00 entered the room)
    david00 has just tipped you 20.00 credits.
    david00 has just tipped you 20.00 credits.
    david00 has just tipped you 20.00 credits.
    TipModerator: THIS IS MODERATOR SPEAKING. YOUR TIP JAR WILL BE UPDATED IN 3 HOURS. SORRY FOR DELAY.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    brainlessguy: wow
    brainless guy: hi sexy, how are you?
    me: i answer him by voice
    brainless guy: ok, i am going to go and find another girl
    brainless guy: bye
    me: i type him, in case he didnt hear
    brainless guy: pause - he just watches me for a few min after typed
    brainless guy leave my room


    FUCK YOU ! I know you try to make me beg or see me angry, i get you want free things, go find another cam girl to satisfy you for free loser !
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    Idiot: Hi I'm new on here
    Can I see me I want to see what u look like naked first does that work like thay

    Me *thinking he's another clueless newb*: No that's not the way it works. It costs money to see what we look like naked.

    Idiot: O ok it said free

    Me: we can chat for free, but the naughty part is for money.

    Idiot: O so I got to pay well it says free damn and ur beautiful I'd pay a 1000$ in cash to have u damn
    Me: We don't meet, only shows here. Also, once you've found me on the site, you've got to pay via the site payment system. And it doesn't have to be $1000 lol

    Idiot: Like do u got bosses watches u
    I just just checked im a virgin 19 and no credit card wats it cost I got cash

    Me: Oh I'm pretty damn sure you have a CC, you had to put one on file just to be able to chat.
    I suggest you either get a show or GTFO.

    Idiot: Dang I can't see some titts on my birthday one time please pretty please

    Me: Mooching isn't sexy.

    Idiot: No I don't I'm not muching being mean dont vet u now we're and my paps said them damn things get u in trouble it my birthday and buzz just wanted to see some titts is all and whatever u got down stairs us men go crazy about
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Ugh this dude I almost feel sorry for. Has clearly never had sex with a girl before, or at least not good sex (for her).

    Idiot: faster i rubb it
    rubb it much harder
    as i suck your tits
    i rubb it even deeper
    rubb your clit harder
    harder i rubb it
    as i eat u so much
    rubb u so much harder
    harder i rubb yor clit

    Then he is confused why I'm not cumming. Finally had to just get real with him that not being turned on and rubbing the fuck out of my clit isnt going to do anything but hurt me.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Have to love the virgins.

    Last night

    Can you fist yourself and piss in a cup and pour it over yourself.

    And

    I have a labour fetish can you pretend your in labour and twerk for me.

    And one guy who want me to wear socks.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Selenasecret View Post
    Have to love the virgins.

    Last night

    Can you fist yourself and piss in a cup and pour it over yourself.

    And

    I have a labour fetish can you pretend your in labour and twerk for me.

    And one guy who want me to wear socks.
    ankle socks? lol we all hate that guy.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Literally never talked to this guy before and he starts with this:

    Him: hey baby
    Him: If I were to tell you that I wanted to give a an I owe you for 20 min cam show for 100 credits what would you say?

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    In a paid show~ "Since You're an experienced Domme, can I ask you something?"
    Me: "Sure."

    My wife put me in a chastity device. She's out of town for the weekend, and I can't figure out how to get out of it."

    Me: "Why would u want to get out of it?"
    Him: "I have a date with my girlfriend tomorrow night, and can't show up wearing it."

    Seriously dude? I spent the rest of the session telling him I'm not going to help him cheat. I informed him that he's a piece of shit, and that he's adding to my already low opinion of most men.
    Gtfo!

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    Me: What can I do for you today?

    This was the response I got.

    howdy.png

    He then went into this barely legible diatribe about how camgirls are so rich and we owe it to the men whose money we steal to treat them. This guy tipped me $5 one time. So yea...I sure have "stolen" a lot of money from him

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    50cents.png

    This dude was dead serious. Winner.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinxxi_ View Post
    Ugh this dude I almost feel sorry for. Has clearly never had sex with a girl before, or at least not good sex (for her).

    Idiot: faster i rubb it
    rubb it much harder
    as i suck your tits
    i rubb it even deeper
    rubb your clit harder
    harder i rubb it
    as i eat u so much
    rubb u so much harder
    harder i rubb yor clit

    Then he is confused why I'm not cumming. Finally had to just get real with him that not being turned on and rubbing the fuck out of my clit isnt going to do anything but hurt me.
    What is sad is this is such a common occurrence. I am always telling guys no less really can be more as long as it is done consistently enough and you aren't changing this up every 2 seconds. But anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selenasecret View Post
    And one guy who want me to wear socks.
    I had to ban socksguy because he kept telling everyone in my room we were dating and I was his longdistance gf lol

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "show pussy! yum"
    Not in public, take me to pvt and you can look at it all you like!
    "damn what about tits hun show us those sweet nipples"
    You gotta get me alone to see the goodies baby.
    "what, seriously"
    "damn"
    "well at least give us a twerk! that what you here for ainit??"
    Nope, you don't get to order me around for free, you only get that privilege in pvt.
    "shit naw"
    "nothing? not even a lil wiggle? suck ona finger?"
    Well I might do that for a nice tip.
    "i gotta TIP just for that! jeesus what else do i gotta pay for?? you smiling? breathing?????"




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    A guy who used to be a reg, a couple of years ago, comes into chat and acts excited to see me again.
    When I invite him to play, he remarks how expensive I've become. Huh?
    Then, he proceeds to sit there through many of my paid sessions.
    Can you all guess what I ended up giving him, all for free? For the very same rate that it was 2 years ago?
    That's right.
    Ban, motherfucker!

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    someguy: i only have 150tks. ill give them all to you if you email me the last 30 pics you sent your bf


    I was so, so tempted to take this offer. Twenty eight pictures of my cat and two of a penis sculpted out of snow.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    caviballin84: Hey baby! You have a young daughter?
    BLOCKED in 3 seconds
    Next
    Joeybowy: Give me a thumbs up if you can poop on cam in exclusive?
    BLOCKED...
    Wtf is going with SM? Wow!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Guy: Tips 1 token
    Me: Thank you
    Guy: Now show tits
    Me: Thank you for the tip it is appreciated but the tip amounts are noted in the topic
    Guy: But, I did tip you
    Me: Ugh!

    These were happening almost simultaneously as I was splitcamming...

    Guy: Can you pm me?
    Me: pms (already regretting this)
    Guy: I want to be your sugar daddy and pay all your bills, how much are your bills?
    Me: I am busy interacting with paying customers
    Guy: Why won't you tell me how much?
    Me: I am busy with paying customers.
    Guy: You don't need to be here if I pay for all your bills.
    Me: ban hammer

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Ok, ready for this gem?

    I get an email from my one spectacular block session regular. Asks if I'm on. Now, I had errands to run today. I was wearing sweat pants, tee shirt and sneakers. I write back and tell him that I can be on. It would be a block. Fuck it, right? The session would delay me 45 min.

    I log on. He comes in. This is the conversation (you may want to be sitting down when reading this):

    Him: Hey. How are you? I've missed you.
    Me: Great! I've missed you, too.
    Him: I'm sick. I have a terrible head cold.
    Me: I'm sorry to hear that. So, you hit me up cause you want me to help you feel better? (as I'm untying the string on my sweats and removing my sneaks)
    Him: I wanted to see if you'd be on tomorrow.
    Me: (My heart sinks, I clench my fists, force a smile, and pull my sweats on) I will be. Yes, sure. We can play tomorrow. Ok, I"m going to go run my errands now. That's where I was headed.
    Him: I'm so sorry. I miss you. Can we play later?
    Me: No sweety, I have a very busy day. We can play tomorrow if you're feeling better.

    REALLY??? Fuck! You had me log on JUST to ask if I was going to be on tomorrow??? I was willing to fuck my schedule up for you and that's all you got?????
    I have a schedule posted for a reason you fucking twatknuckle.

    What the fuck is wrong with these fuckers??????? I swear they are borderline fucking retarded.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sovereignv View Post
    It's because they like making girls feel bad. (I have a pet theory that a lot of guys who are attracted to fat women are embarrassed about it and that's why they're so hostile, but that's neither here nor there.) You'll get a lot of shit like that but the good news is you'll get used to it.

    I'm thin and I still get guys coming into my room just to tell me I'm ugly and weird looking, they like to see if they can get a rise out of you. A lot of people say I look scary but I just take it as a compliment.

    PS: I just looked you up on SM and you're insanely cute, good luck with everything.
    The trolls (who are just very sad and depressed men/boys) will say anything they think will hurt us. They will try and hit "below the belt".

    I actually feel bad for these men/boys. It saddens me that they are feeling so low that they try and bring others down. The even sadder thing is that some girls who are as equally depressed will believe some of that comments.


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    Loee: your assholes to me show the good one that you have for me to see

    I started laughing and asked him if this was a poem. I couldn't help but imagine him gazing into a crystal ball as he said this. He spewed some more incomprehensible garbage, but I got taken exclusive before I could copypasta it. Probably ESL, but funny to me regardless.
    Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.





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    Today on SM
    123123: hi
    m ok
    u r in hairy section,
    Maggie_D: How are you? Good, yes
    123123: how hairy are you
    *outloud: I'd love to show you in pvt or exc*
    123123: i know what im looking for
    big full full bush
    *outloud: Great, see for yourself and let's quit talking about it*
    123123: when was it last u shaved or trimmed ur pussy
    *outloud: I honestly can't remember*
    123123: ok
    we gonna have fun one moment pls
    one sec pls
    123123: ok ready to show me hairy in pvt, no strip dance pls
    deal ?
    i wanna see how hairy if its a bush, then i am staying
    *outloud: Sorry I don't do 30-60 second shows where I get naked as fast as I can, if you're gonna be cheap you can go elsewhere*
    123123: k oh wow
    123123: forget it hunn
    byeeee
    BIG WAVE "Buh-bye bb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    123123 has logged off
    Last edited by DelishIrish; 03-11-2016 at 08:36 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBitch View Post
    The trolls (who are just very sad and depressed men/boys) will say anything they think will hurt us. They will try and hit "below the belt".

    I actually feel bad for these men/boys. It saddens me that they are feeling so low that they try and bring others down. The even sadder thing is that some girls who are as equally depressed will believe some of that comments.
    I had a guy like this last night and I just straight up laughed at him. He had been gushing about how sexy I was for quite sometime but I started ignoring him as he wasn't tipping. Then he just started going off. I mocked him and since he stuck around to take it, I was able to ban him too

    One of the other guys just laughed and started going off about how it is pay to play and people need to figure this shit out. So I didn't even need to mention that point. Awesome

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    What do you ladies tell the guys when they ask basic questions (what size are your tits? hairy? shaved?). I usually nicely ask them to read my profile. If they still have questions after reading (something that was not addressed in my bio) to ask. They leave after. I always think they're asking 1) to just waste time and have someone to talk to; and/or 2) to whack off to us talking about our tits and puss.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBitch View Post
    What do you ladies tell the guys when they ask basic questions (what size are your tits? hairy? shaved?). I usually nicely ask them to read my profile. If they still have questions after reading (something that was not addressed in my bio) to ask. They leave after. I always think they're asking 1) to just waste time and have someone to talk to; and/or 2) to whack off to us talking about our tits and puss.
    Honestly it depends. No one seems to read profiles. Sometimes the users in my room will answer for me which is most excellent. Other times I will answer but I usually type the response. Sometimes I am so shocked that someone read my profile I will give the room a very quick flash as appreciation because it happens so seldom. Like MAYBE once a month this happens. I know they read it because they will mention something silly from my profile and comment on it. Not something obvious like breast size or something.

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