Xxxxx: Hey bb
I looks very nice
Open it glad from urbeyes
I mean open ur glass from it eye
O_o
Xxxxx: Hey bb
I looks very nice
Open it glad from urbeyes
I mean open ur glass from it eye
O_o
Having an indy skype show and the guy paid for 20 minutes of my time. I set my timer and begin the show.....when it gets to 30 seconds before time is up I kindly warn him that we have 30 seconds remaining. He gets all pissy and ends the show and says "Your a clock watcher. Thanks for the show."
I said, if you'd like to spend more time with me you can add more money and we can continue to play
him : No, you're too much of a clock watcher.
Yeah, I am a clock watcher motherfucker. Like I'm gonna indulge you in extra free minutes during our very first show.....no fucking way....pay to play like everyone else.





Server Status : Group Has Started
dirtyjimmy: hi
ME: Hi! How are you? Can you hear me?
dirtyjimmy: I can
dirtyjimmy: what gets u frothin?
ME: (giggling) you mean like a rabid dog?
dirtyjimmy leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished



In an SPH session..
Him: I've been smoking meth, it makes it smaller
Me: uhhh what?
Him: I can show you
Me: No I don't wanna see you smoking meth..
*He holds up meth pipe*
Me ......................... uh... .....
*He leaves*
what??????????????
This is why I ended up using MGF. 60% of everything you'll hear on cam.
Confidence, intelligence, and thick skin are necessities. When you possess all of those things, nothing & no one can defeat you.
in pvt:
- hy sexy, dildo show!
- what means "dildo show"?
No answer. so i show my toys for him...
- all!
exit.What do i do?
i can t get this.
But at least it s slow as fuck anyway.
(or is it work like this? Just drop in $1 to got a "dildo show".)
Last edited by LoraDoll; 04-18-2016 at 02:53 PM.
Guy: Will you go private for 6 tokens/min for 35 minutes?
Me: So you want to give me 210 tokens and create a password protected show for you? (I asked this because I thought well hey maybe I will do a group password protected show)
Guy: No, like in private so I can keep the recording.
Me: Sorry hun, I am worth more than pennies. Keep your tokens.
^^^ Word. I lost it at the purple stockings. WHY.






Oh my god! I've had that guy. He's an odd one that's for sure. But yeah, he never goes private.



I hate guys who have been silent free loaders for a very long time, once I notice them every day I finally ask them to talk, get a show or tip or I'll have to ban them. They say nothing. I kick them out as a warning. Then they come back in. I'll write to them and tell them if they continue to totally ignore me then they will be removed again. They don't fucking answer! So I finally block them. How hard is it to type, hi how are you?? Drives me batshitcrazy sometimes. And I'm pretty tolerant so I only do it to ones that I have noticed for awhile. Idiots!!
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This probably was a troll, because I don't want to believe people can be this dumb for real. Couldn't copy, but here's the talk almost verbatim.
Him: Private show
Me: Ok, ready when you are!
Him: Undress
Me: We aren't in a private show, I'll undress when it starts!
Him: I'm ready
Go private
Me: I can't go private on my own, I don't even have the button for it. You do - click it and there we go!
Him: What button?
Me: That huge "enter my live private show" button right under my video feed.
Him: If I can go private but you can't, how do I see you undress?
Me: When you start it, It starts for both of us. I get there automatically.
Him: How?
Me: *eyeroll* By computer magic.
He leaves but comes back in 3 minutes:
Him: Private show
Undress





A guy that I've had one show with back in May 2013 has been camping out silently in my chat room for the past week.
Yesterday I tell him that if he doesn't tip, or go private, that I will block him.
He says he will, and to give him 2 minutes. He does nothing, so I block him.
I immediately get an email that he was JUST ready to go exclusive when I blocked him. I unblock. He takes me Exclusive.
He tells me that he's gonna turn on his cam, and that he wants me to just sit and watch him.
Since I never made any notes on him, I figured he would be a young stud like I normally get.
No such luck. He was ancient! Soft dick and saggy balls in my face.
He proceeds to stoke his pathetic little dick and then eat his cum.
I'm so grossed out by that point.
#GlamHasLoggedOff
Last edited by Glamourmilf; 04-19-2016 at 05:28 PM.

So I had this guy Skype me today. We've done a few shows in the past where he gets off to me telling him in detail what I think about his penis and foreskin. Today he tried to tell me that he wanted me to do that, but that it wasn't sexual. Right.
[4/19/16, 1:38:54 PM] Dylan: I was wondering if I could ask for you advice
[4/19/16, 1:39:04 PM] Claire: On what?
[4/19/16, 1:39:11 PM] Dylan: I've kinda asked you this before, but the question is slightly different
[4/19/16, 1:39:37 PM] Claire: Ok?
[4/19/16, 1:40:01 PM] Dylan: I was receiving a blowjob from a girl the other day and she made a comment on my penis. She said that my foreskin was very long. Do you think it is?
[4/19/16, 1:40:23 PM] Claire: I don't really remember. I'd have to see it again.
[4/19/16, 1:40:37 PM] Claire: But I'm not doing shows today, so you'll have to wait til tomorrow.
[4/19/16, 1:40:47 PM] Dylan: Oh I see
[4/19/16, 1:41:11 PM] Dylan: I know you said that you didn't think I needed a circumcision but this is different
[4/19/16, 1:41:18 PM] Dylan: Can I not just show you?
[4/19/16, 1:41:31 PM] Dylan: Nothing sexual
[4/19/16, 1:41:59 PM] Claire: No sorry, unless it's in a show I don't open videos or pics.
[4/19/16, 1:42:09 PM] Dylan: Fair comment
[4/19/16, 1:42:26 PM] Dylan: I'll have to wait for another day then
[4/19/16, 1:42:33 PM] Claire: Afraid so
Yeah. Gonna have to pay for that, per usual. Dumb ass.

So.. maybe I am not aware of how the female anatomy works... but.. i get "open clit and rub it" a lot. Like... what do they think is the clit? like are they referring to the little ball underneath the clit hood? or are they just really lost and confused? lol


Custie - so do you do sph and c2c in pvt
me - yes I can do that
custie - and do you do (x, y z)
me - yes I do.....
me - you going to come and play with me
custie - not at those prices
pffft. I had special offers running as well!





Sweet Lord, fucking myself with a dildo, harder and faster won't make me have an orgasm. However, your show ending right before you have yours totally will. Even though you have cancer, just got divorced, served in the military, and your mom, grandfather, dog, and eucalyptus plant all died and a few free minutes will fix all that. If everyone-thing around you is dropping dead, BTW, why the hell would I want to meet you? So I'm fucking next?





Random smartass: hi bb love you missed you bb
still love to doggy open ass wide bb
Me *Have no idea who he is but decide to give it a poke*: Hello, nice to see you again! Fancy a show today?
Random smartass: of course im logging in lower cam rub pants in pussy area now ok
Me: oh sure, anything for a good customer like you! *BAN*
My night is starting off with these kind of guys,
I say hi numerous times and even type it in free chat then get taken into pvt and i again say hi how are you can you hear me i ask what they want etc.. then i say hello can you hear me he finally says hi.. i ask again can you hear me he says yes, then i ask again what are you looking for? he doesnt answer so i start playing he says nothing rest of time and just leaves.. free chat same thing no answer to me saying hi.. then another pvt noone responding.. one guy even had a cam on and didnt reply to me when i talked to him he just sits and creepy smiles on cam whole time..not showing anything but his face then leaves.. i felt like this so far tonight..
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