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    Xxxxx: Hey bb
    I looks very nice
    Open it glad from urbeyes
    I mean open ur glass from it eye

    O_o

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I would have pull my dick all the way to the back and tell him to suck on this cunt
    Quote Originally Posted by KarinaGiselle View Post
    As soon as a dude gets on pvt:

    "Give me your cock bb"

    Me teasingly strips off clothes and acts all sexy

    "JUST GIMME YOUR COCK!"

    *sigh*

    "SHOWS COCK"

    Dude: "Thank you bb!"

    *LEAVES*

    WTF??? Good god!
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Having an indy skype show and the guy paid for 20 minutes of my time. I set my timer and begin the show.....when it gets to 30 seconds before time is up I kindly warn him that we have 30 seconds remaining. He gets all pissy and ends the show and says "Your a clock watcher. Thanks for the show."

    I said, if you'd like to spend more time with me you can add more money and we can continue to play

    him : No, you're too much of a clock watcher.


    Yeah, I am a clock watcher motherfucker. Like I'm gonna indulge you in extra free minutes during our very first show.....no fucking way....pay to play like everyone else.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Server Status : Group Has Started
    dirtyjimmy: hi
    ME: Hi! How are you? Can you hear me?
    dirtyjimmy: I can
    dirtyjimmy: what gets u frothin?
    ME: (giggling) you mean like a rabid dog?
    dirtyjimmy leaves the room
    Server Status : Group Has Finished

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    In an SPH session..

    Him: I've been smoking meth, it makes it smaller
    Me: uhhh what?
    Him: I can show you
    Me: No I don't wanna see you smoking meth..
    *He holds up meth pipe*
    Me ......................... uh... .....

    *He leaves*

    what??????????????

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    This is why I ended up using MGF. 60% of everything you'll hear on cam.
    Confidence, intelligence, and thick skin are necessities. When you possess all of those things, nothing & no one can defeat you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by petitecourtesan View Post
    this is why i ended up using mgf. 60% of everything you'll hear on cam.
    omfg yes!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    in pvt:
    - hy sexy, dildo show!
    - what means "dildo show"?
    No answer. so i show my toys for him...
    - all!
    exit. What do i do? i can t get this. But at least it s slow as fuck anyway.

    (or is it work like this? Just drop in $1 to got a "dildo show". )
    Last edited by LoraDoll; 04-18-2016 at 02:53 PM.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Guy: Will you go private for 6 tokens/min for 35 minutes?
    Me: So you want to give me 210 tokens and create a password protected show for you? (I asked this because I thought well hey maybe I will do a group password protected show)
    Guy: No, like in private so I can keep the recording.
    Me: Sorry hun, I am worth more than pennies. Keep your tokens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PetiteCourtesan View Post
    This is why I ended up using MGF. 60% of everything you'll hear on cam.
    Omg this is the most amazing thing I have probably ever fucking seen. I'm dying.

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    ^^^ Word. I lost it at the purple stockings. WHY.
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Holly_xoxo View Post
    Xxxxx: Hey bb
    I looks very nice
    Open it glad from urbeyes
    I mean open ur glass from it eye

    O_o
    hahahahahahaahhaha. Thanks for clearing that up!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Oh my god! I've had that guy. He's an odd one that's for sure. But yeah, he never goes private.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I hate guys who have been silent free loaders for a very long time, once I notice them every day I finally ask them to talk, get a show or tip or I'll have to ban them. They say nothing. I kick them out as a warning. Then they come back in. I'll write to them and tell them if they continue to totally ignore me then they will be removed again. They don't fucking answer! So I finally block them. How hard is it to type, hi how are you?? Drives me batshitcrazy sometimes. And I'm pretty tolerant so I only do it to ones that I have noticed for awhile. Idiots!!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by BustyVixen View Post
    I hate guys who have been silent free loaders for a very long time, once I notice them every day I finally ask them to talk, get a show or tip or I'll have to ban them. They say nothing. I kick them out as a warning. Then they come back in. I'll write to them and tell them if they continue to totally ignore me then they will be removed again. They don't fucking answer! So I finally block them. How hard is it to type, hi how are you?? Drives me batshitcrazy sometimes. And I'm pretty tolerant so I only do it to ones that I have noticed for awhile. Idiots!!
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    This probably was a troll, because I don't want to believe people can be this dumb for real. Couldn't copy, but here's the talk almost verbatim.

    Him: Private show
    Me: Ok, ready when you are!
    Him: Undress
    Me: We aren't in a private show, I'll undress when it starts!
    Him: I'm ready
    Go private
    Me: I can't go private on my own, I don't even have the button for it. You do - click it and there we go!
    Him: What button?
    Me: That huge "enter my live private show" button right under my video feed.
    Him: If I can go private but you can't, how do I see you undress?
    Me: When you start it, It starts for both of us. I get there automatically.
    Him: How?
    Me: *eyeroll* By computer magic.

    He leaves but comes back in 3 minutes:

    Him: Private show
    Undress
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    A guy that I've had one show with back in May 2013 has been camping out silently in my chat room for the past week.
    Yesterday I tell him that if he doesn't tip, or go private, that I will block him.
    He says he will, and to give him 2 minutes. He does nothing, so I block him.
    I immediately get an email that he was JUST ready to go exclusive when I blocked him. I unblock. He takes me Exclusive.
    He tells me that he's gonna turn on his cam, and that he wants me to just sit and watch him.
    Since I never made any notes on him, I figured he would be a young stud like I normally get.
    No such luck. He was ancient! Soft dick and saggy balls in my face.
    He proceeds to stoke his pathetic little dick and then eat his cum.
    I'm so grossed out by that point.
    #GlamHasLoggedOff
    Last edited by Glamourmilf; 04-19-2016 at 05:28 PM.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    So I had this guy Skype me today. We've done a few shows in the past where he gets off to me telling him in detail what I think about his penis and foreskin. Today he tried to tell me that he wanted me to do that, but that it wasn't sexual. Right.

    [4/19/16, 1:38:54 PM] Dylan: I was wondering if I could ask for you advice
    [4/19/16, 1:39:04 PM] Claire: On what?
    [4/19/16, 1:39:11 PM] Dylan: I've kinda asked you this before, but the question is slightly different
    [4/19/16, 1:39:37 PM] Claire: Ok?
    [4/19/16, 1:40:01 PM] Dylan: I was receiving a blowjob from a girl the other day and she made a comment on my penis. She said that my foreskin was very long. Do you think it is?
    [4/19/16, 1:40:23 PM] Claire: I don't really remember. I'd have to see it again.
    [4/19/16, 1:40:37 PM] Claire: But I'm not doing shows today, so you'll have to wait til tomorrow.
    [4/19/16, 1:40:47 PM] Dylan: Oh I see
    [4/19/16, 1:41:11 PM] Dylan: I know you said that you didn't think I needed a circumcision but this is different
    [4/19/16, 1:41:18 PM] Dylan: Can I not just show you?
    [4/19/16, 1:41:31 PM] Dylan: Nothing sexual
    [4/19/16, 1:41:59 PM] Claire: No sorry, unless it's in a show I don't open videos or pics.
    [4/19/16, 1:42:09 PM] Dylan: Fair comment
    [4/19/16, 1:42:26 PM] Dylan: I'll have to wait for another day then
    [4/19/16, 1:42:33 PM] Claire: Afraid so

    Yeah. Gonna have to pay for that, per usual. Dumb ass.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    This probably was a troll, because I don't want to believe people can be this dumb for real. Couldn't copy, but here's the talk almost verbatim.

    Him: Private show
    Me: Ok, ready when you are!
    Him: Undress
    Me: We aren't in a private show, I'll undress when it starts!
    Him: I'm ready
    Go private
    Me: I can't go private on my own, I don't even have the button for it. You do - click it and there we go!
    Him: What button?
    Me: That huge "enter my live private show" button right under my video feed.
    Him: If I can go private but you can't, how do I see you undress?
    Me: When you start it, It starts for both of us. I get there automatically.
    Him: How?
    Me: *eyeroll* By computer magic.

    He leaves but comes back in 3 minutes:

    Him: Private show
    Undress
    Lol trying to play stupid trick I see

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Melyssax View Post
    Lol trying to play stupid trick I see
    I still gave him the benefit of doubt because I've seen legit customers who were just about as dumb in earnest.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    So.. maybe I am not aware of how the female anatomy works... but.. i get "open clit and rub it" a lot. Like... what do they think is the clit? like are they referring to the little ball underneath the clit hood? or are they just really lost and confused? lol

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Custie - so do you do sph and c2c in pvt
    me - yes I can do that
    custie - and do you do (x, y z)
    me - yes I do.....
    me - you going to come and play with me
    custie - not at those prices

    pffft. I had special offers running as well!

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    Sweet Lord, fucking myself with a dildo, harder and faster won't make me have an orgasm. However, your show ending right before you have yours totally will. Even though you have cancer, just got divorced, served in the military, and your mom, grandfather, dog, and eucalyptus plant all died and a few free minutes will fix all that. If everyone-thing around you is dropping dead, BTW, why the hell would I want to meet you? So I'm fucking next?
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Random smartass: hi bb love you missed you bb
    still love to doggy open ass wide bb
    Me *Have no idea who he is but decide to give it a poke*: Hello, nice to see you again! Fancy a show today?
    Random smartass: of course im logging in lower cam rub pants in pussy area now ok
    Me: oh sure, anything for a good customer like you! *BAN*
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    My night is starting off with these kind of guys,
    I say hi numerous times and even type it in free chat then get taken into pvt and i again say hi how are you can you hear me i ask what they want etc.. then i say hello can you hear me he finally says hi.. i ask again can you hear me he says yes, then i ask again what are you looking for? he doesnt answer so i start playing he says nothing rest of time and just leaves.. free chat same thing no answer to me saying hi.. then another pvt noone responding.. one guy even had a cam on and didnt reply to me when i talked to him he just sits and creepy smiles on cam whole time..not showing anything but his face then leaves.. i felt like this so far tonight..
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