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    A doofus gave me a fake name a while ago and threw a tantrum today about me "misnaming" him in pvt. Could make a note or something to keep track of his lies lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Girl, that cracks me the fuck up. Typical fuck boys, LOL!
    Quote Originally Posted by DonaDiabla View Post
    This college jock wants to pay for a skype session:

    College Jock: Can I pay you via Amazon giftcard?

    Me: You can pay me via Visa giftcard, Neiman Marcus giftcard, or one of my several payment processors. ( I am not getting paid via Amazon giftcard)

    College Jock: You are one picky bitch about the money side of things. I am too hot for you anyways, hoe.

    Me: What's the matter, baby? You saw my cost and you can not afford it. Whose hot stuff now, jock?

    College Jock was blocked. I can't stand broke motherfuckers and scammers trying to use Amazon to pay.
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    Tried a GS on Monday, today I got the message. Wondering if anyone else has received one of these?

    Безымянный.png

    FYI: 1) I've NEVER offered any extras as an incentive to buy in my Gold shows, 2) The person has never tipped me $25 (he did buy in the GS, but it was a minimum pledge. Little did the fucker know I don't do that many GS as to lose track of them); 3) I don't even have 150 vids, for that matter))).
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaDiabla View Post
    This college jock wants to pay for a skype session:

    College Jock: Can I pay you via Amazon giftcard?

    Me: You can pay me via Visa giftcard, Neiman Marcus giftcard, or one of my several payment processors. ( I am not getting paid via Amazon giftcard)

    College Jock: You are one picky bitch about the money side of things. I am too hot for you anyways, hoe.

    Me: What's the matter, baby? You saw my cost and you can not afford it. Whose hot stuff now, jock?

    College Jock was blocked. I can't stand broke motherfuckers and scammers trying to use Amazon to pay.
    What an ass. I can't stand the guys who use the "I'm a college student" sob story to act like they can't pay. I just wanna tell them "Oh? Well I'm a SINGLE MOM, so....." Lmao.

    They might as well just say "I'm never gonna pay you, so I'm just gonna keep taking advantage of this ImLive text chat box feature until you finally kick me out, bb."
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    Fucktard on streamate tips $75 in my free chat and disappears. I was like whoa, thanks ! Ten minutes later he comes back demanding me to do a show in free chat for him and starts getting all nasty and mean . BLOCK .

    Not my fault you're too fucking stupid to know how the site works .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heather7679 View Post
    Fucktard on streamate tips $75 in my free chat and disappears. I was like whoa, thanks ! Ten minutes later he comes back demanding me to do a show in free chat for him and starts getting all nasty and mean . BLOCK .

    Not my fault you're too fucking stupid to know how the site works .
    BTW has anyone else noticed an influx of new/clueless guys? Not that I'm complaning, because many are legit - but I had to make a new set of canned messages with instructions.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Him: "OMG, your body looks fantastic!" *pause* "And this is coming from an 18-year-old."

    Right, I'll just go celebrate that my geriatric (mid-thirties) frame has received your approval. You'll be getting a block exclusive, then, right? No? I'm shocked.


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    Has anyone else met the cannibal who wants to pretend to eat your feet and calves while you pretend to be the waitress and serve yourself up? O.o

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    ^^No but I wish. That would be amaze.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Little shit: are you english?
    Me: nope
    Little shit: Your profile says GB, it's deceiving
    It has to be your real country
    change it or I'm reporting you!
    Me: No it hasn't. We're entitled to setting our location to a different country for safety and privacy sake.
    Little shit: or for profits
    Me: How is this supposed to be for profits?
    Little shit: EE models changing their location so they could charge premium rates
    like you do!

    So, you fucker admit that EE models are discriminated against to an extent where they have to disguise their locations to be paid and treated equally - and then get mad about them posting "misleading" info on their profiles? Go rot in septic hell.

    P.S. I'm charging 4.99 and 5.99. If these are "premium rates" in his opinion, I dread to think what "normal" ones are.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Idiot: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    sex
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    sex
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    sex me sex with me
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    do it right
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    love u sex me
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


    Ha...wut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    BTW has anyone else noticed an influx of new/clueless guys? Not that I'm complaning, because many are legit - but I had to make a new set of canned messages with instructions.
    Yes. I had one guy so confused how to give gold. I kept telling him there's a huge button right on your screen. He said he didn't get it. I call bullshit.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    In a private show using my big dildo, douchenozzle keeps telling me to pound it HARDER FASTER STRONGER DEEPER.

    Me: Heheh no honey that would hurt, I get so much more pleasure going tantalisingly slow like this

    Douche: Come on I promise it will feel AMAZING
    Douche: Poud it deep and hard, you'll cum so hard
    Douche: Just try it

    Me: I have, but going crazy on my sensitive little puss just doesn't do it for me.

    Douche: JUST TRY
    Douche: please
    Douche: it will feel amazing I swear, I wanna see you cum hard

    Me: I can cum hard like this, just wait for it...

    Douche: NO you won't
    Douche: You need to be fucking you self hard to really cum
    Douche: trust me I know

    Me: YOU DON'T KNOW MY VAGINA

    Goddamn that was the first private this year I've had to close myself.




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    Why are guys so fucking obsessed with women coming in a way that's appealing to them? Asshole. You don't know.

    Like it's impossible for them to conceptualize how little they actually do know, about anything. They're so ignorant that they think they're smart.

    Which is like the essence of masculinity now that I think of it


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    it made me laugh so hardoriginal.jpg

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    Him: Why are you here showing off your temple? God made you for your king's eyes only.
    Me: Well neither of us are religious so that means nothing to me.
    Him: Oh. Well Jesus said...
    *blocked*

    Who tries to spread the good word on a cam site???


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    Guys are so fucking clueless how the vagina works . I get idiots like that all the time . Sorry loser I'm not going to pound myself senseless because you don't understand what we like . And that's why you're not having real sex . Lol


    Quote Originally Posted by heyho View Post
    In a private show using my big dildo, douchenozzle keeps telling me to pound it HARDER FASTER STRONGER DEEPER.

    Me: Heheh no honey that would hurt, I get so much more pleasure going tantalisingly slow like this

    Douche: Come on I promise it will feel AMAZING
    Douche: Poud it deep and hard, you'll cum so hard
    Douche: Just try it

    Me: I have, but going crazy on my sensitive little puss just doesn't do it for me.

    Douche: JUST TRY
    Douche: please
    Douche: it will feel amazing I swear, I wanna see you cum hard

    Me: I can cum hard like this, just wait for it...

    Douche: NO you won't
    Douche: You need to be fucking you self hard to really cum
    Douche: trust me I know

    Me: YOU DON'T KNOW MY VAGINA

    Goddamn that was the first private this year I've had to close myself.


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    Blockworthy

    Silurian420 (on sm)

    he likes to drop a "animal cruelty bomb" in freechat after random chitchat (not writing down what he said bec its disgustin)
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    Him - Hi there
    Me - Hi, how are you?
    Him - Great I want to try something for the first time but I need you to be gentle with me
    Me - Ok, what would you like?
    Him - I cant say it I get too much anxiety
    Me - Well I can't help you if I don't know what you want.
    Him - Can you guess
    Me - Uhh ok you want to suck a dick?
    Him - No
    *couple minutes go by*
    Him - Guess again
    Me - Can I get a hint??
    *couple minutes go by*
    Him - I want to lick
    Me - You want to lick something? A pussy?
    Him - No me
    Me - You want to lick yourself? You want to lick your dick??
    Him - No my fingers
    Me - You want to lick your fingers?
    Him - Yes
    Me - Ok.... well I can watch you lick your fingers if that's what you want.
    Him - After I finish
    Me - So you want to lick your cum from your fingers?
    Him - Never mind sorry I cant do this bye
    Me - Uhhhhhh ok lol


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    ^^ LOL poor thing is a newbie CEI guy.
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    "Wow, you're so young, but so unhealthy."

    I got this gem last night. Yes, I'm fat. Thanks for noticing, Captain Obvious. You're doing God's work going to a pay-to-play site and telling girls how "unhealthy" they are when in reality they've already lost a shit ton of weight and are getting over something more damaging than their weight, like, oh, I dunno... anxiety, depression, and PTSD (and by "they," I mean "me"). Thank you, truly.

    Ugn. Usually I can handle the "ur fat, kill urself" comments, but when they try to mask their assholery behind concern, it really puffs my jiggles. If you're going to be an asshole, be an asshole. Don't be a coward, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexisCam View Post
    Him - I cant say it I get too much anxiety
    Me - Well I can't help you if I don't know what you want.
    Him - Can you guess
    So many sub guys play these weird guessing games, but usually it's along the lines of "Mistress, what would you do to me in private?" = "Please guess my exact fantasy, so I know that my fantasy is your favorite thing to do to subs. If you guess right, it reassures me that you're actually good at my fetish and you won't be acting at all. Please ignore the fact that this 'authentic' D/s scenario will involve me ignoring 60-70% of the things you tell me to do."

    I'm not sure whether it's more irritating that your guy outright told you to guess, or if it's kind of refreshingly honest.
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    arturo_ra89: hello
    dam my big d is so hard
    me: you know you can say dick..
    he leaves.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bridgetteroyse View Post
    "Wow, you're so young, but so unhealthy."

    I got this gem last night. Yes, I'm fat. Thanks for noticing, Captain Obvious. You're doing God's work going to a pay-to-play site and telling girls how "unhealthy" they are when in reality they've already lost a shit ton of weight and are getting over something more damaging than their weight, like, oh, I dunno... anxiety, depression, and PTSD (and by "they," I mean "me"). Thank you, truly.

    Ugn. Usually I can handle the "ur fat, kill urself" comments, but when they try to mask their assholery behind concern, it really puffs my jiggles. If you're going to be an asshole, be an asshole. Don't be a coward, too.
    So sorry he was such an asshole. Hugs to you.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    just now, on AW Freechat...


    Lee_xxx enters the room
    Lee_xxx: what is bbw
    Lee_xxx: big beach whale?
    *KICKED*

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