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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    dumbass: "pvt for 6tk/min bb?"
    me: no thanks, my rate is 90tk a min
    dumbass: "you probably don't make very much on here asking for that much for pvt"
    me: *gets tipped a single tip of 500tk from some guy who just liked my boobs as I am about to reply* ok sorry you can't afford it!
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Such sad, pathetic little boys we women have to deal with.


    shyguy77: ive never seen ur ass but im tempted

    shyguy77: maybe a quick glimpse?
    then pvt

    Me: You can tip here or go private. No freeviews.

    shyguy77: u have my word

    Me: Then pay up or leave.

    shyguy77: damn i rreally wanted to go pvt

    Me: No you didn't or you would have went already.

    shyguy77: im serious

    Me: I already know you have no intention of paying. I've been doing this too long.

    shyguy77: i promise i have vaseline on my cock right

    Me: Now you can leave or I'll gladly block you.

    shyguy77: now

    shyguy77: so i cant feel special before we go?

    shyguy77 has been blocked.




    Special enough for ya?

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I'm surprised he didn't say 'I'm too shy to go private' LOL!
    Quote Originally Posted by SoloDesire View Post
    Such sad, pathetic little boys we women have to deal with.


    shyguy77: ive never seen ur ass but im tempted

    shyguy77: maybe a quick glimpse?
    then pvt

    Me: You can tip here or go private. No freeviews.

    shyguy77: u have my word

    Me: Then pay up or leave.

    shyguy77: damn i rreally wanted to go pvt

    Me: No you didn't or you would have went already.

    shyguy77: im serious

    Me: I already know you have no intention of paying. I've been doing this too long.

    shyguy77: i promise i have vaseline on my cock right

    Me: Now you can leave or I'll gladly block you.

    shyguy77: now

    shyguy77: so i cant feel special before we go?

    shyguy77 has been blocked.




    Special enough for ya?
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    Oh I banned that guy 2 years ago!.. 07/17/2014!... I guess he has been at it for a long time!


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I got someone reeaal special the other day. He went into pvt, turned on cam immediately, then left before (edit: ahem) 60secs so he wouldn't get charged. I called him out in freechat because he was still there, and he typed, "Just wanted to kno if you liked what you saw before we play? I want you to be really turned on and cum for real."

    I took a chance and said yeah hot bod come on, let's go play. He went into pvt again, and again turned his cam on. And AGAIN left before 60secs and went back to sit in freechat. I ban-hammered that mofo instantly. Today I saw this in my mailbox:

    fuckingassholeeee.jpg

    I want to unban him just so I can full-throated UGLY LAUGH in his broke ass face. I would be downright ashamed to date a delusional lying asshole who would waste peoples time and still be conceited enough to think he could score a date with said people.

    Fucking Jesus.


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    "Spit face bb" me be like "what?" while trying to smile sexy and keep doing my thing. I was trying to understand how could I be able to spit myself on the face then he goes "open face bb". I tried not to laugh really hard and got closer to the cam, he was happy anyway

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I appreciate all of my tips and reward each tip, even if it's just the 1, but I do sometimes get someone on CB who tips 1 token and adds a request to it and get super offended when I tell them that X costs this much if they read my tip menu... (I charge for custom requests) and leave my room in a huff, telling me that they're going to report me for scamming them of their 1 token... or something like that, usually they're nice about it though, just a few bad eggs. x)

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    lackwit: bend over
    me: you can tip 5 gold or bend over yourself mr.
    lackwit: you gotta show me something
    me: sure, here. the door! *kick*

    (after the text asking them to fave me if they like what they see)
    arsehat: hi wanna see u breast first
    me: sure babe send 5 gold please ;-)
    arsehat: u full or small
    me: full or small what?
    arsehat: looks small
    arsehat has been blocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DahliaDream View Post
    I appreciate all of my tips and reward each tip, even if it's just the 1, but I do sometimes get someone on CB who tips 1 token and adds a request to it and get super offended when I tell them that X costs this much if they read my tip menu... (I charge for custom requests) and leave my room in a huff, telling me that they're going to report me for scamming them of their 1 token... or something like that, usually they're nice about it though, just a few bad eggs. x)
    i know, i had some gem the other day where a dude tipped 3 tokens as i was doing a dildo BJ and is like 'put it in your ass' ummmm
    just to use a buttplug is like 100 tokens on my tip menu so wtf are you thinking
    Time is money. Money is power. Power is pizza. Pizza is knowledge. Let's go.

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    I freaking love this thread (I've been lurking too long, need to get involved), once I get back into a regular camming pattern I'm sure I'll have some gems to share.

    The ones which slayed me back in my super early days were 'open clit bb' and 'fuc clit bb' - some guys really need Sex Ed :/

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    idiot= Show tits for 1 gold?

    highly annoyed me= C2C in pvt and you put your dick in a food processor?

    highly annoyed me blocks idiot before they can respond.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    This was in my tumblr's inbox. This is gross and stupid but so funny.

    Hey bb, I have a question for you? If I bite a girl's nipple, do you think that chocolate milk will come out?

    LMAO! Blocked for being either a depraved troll or a moron who does not know how to get chocolate milk

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    I once told a reg only use small toys for anal. Now every time we have a show he asks me how my ass stretching is coming along. FFS, what I told you was "I don't put anything big up my ass", period - not a a slightest implication I wished for it.

    Reminds me of the guys convinced all girls with small boobs are dreaming of getting implants, and the ones with big boobs are dreaming of getting the largest implants their spine could support.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    "10 for ass ==== who are u beyonce'"

    Yes, cause Beyonce would want $10 to show her ass. smh cheap ass.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    [9/9/2016 11:26:31 PM] Him: what's your rate for 5min baby?
    [9/9/2016 11:26:38 PM] Me: 5 min quickies are $20
    [9/9/2016 11:26:47 PM] Him: oh too expensive, sorry
    [9/9/2016 11:27:06 PM] Me: Ok, I can only keep active clients on my list but feel free to add me in the future if you change your mind
    [9/9/2016 11:27:25 PM] Him: sure, but if you could put the price down to $5.. I would do it

    5 min for $5 might be a new lowball record for me.

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    no they go lower!.. on cam4 they want skype shows for $5 for 10 minutes!.. 50 cents a minute.. they are out of their mind!.. I really hate Cam4... I only like it because everytime I get $50 I can ask for a check!

    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    [9/9/2016 11:26:31 PM] Him: what's your rate for 5min baby?
    [9/9/2016 11:26:38 PM] Me: 5 min quickies are $20
    [9/9/2016 11:26:47 PM] Him: oh too expensive, sorry
    [9/9/2016 11:27:06 PM] Me: Ok, I can only keep active clients on my list but feel free to add me in the future if you change your mind
    [9/9/2016 11:27:25 PM] Him: sure, but if you could put the price down to $5.. I would do it

    5 min for $5 might be a new lowball record for me.

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    SM Idiot 2.png

    Methinks he chose the wrong outlet for his anger. Don't come to a porn site to preach you just end up looking like a fool.

    Oh and I voted in not that you stuck around to hear that you moron, left too quick to ban him but I will get him next time he decides to darken my room again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy_Bear View Post
    SM Idiot 2.png

    Methinks he chose the wrong outlet for his anger. Don't come to a porn site to preach you just end up looking like a fool.

    Oh and I voted in not that you stuck around to hear that you moron, left too quick to ban him but I will get him next time he decides to darken my room again.
    I'm Russian so get politically disturbed idiots like him all the time. What I usually do is take my phone and say OK let me call the President and tell him to reconsider his decision on the subject because Mr. Assnugget Dingleberry disagrees with it.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    I'm Russian so get politically disturbed idiots like him all the time. What I usually do is take my phone and say OK let me call the President and tell him to reconsider his decision on the subject because Mr. Assnugget Dingleberry disagrees with it.
    I love it, may steal that one. I wasn't annoyed or offended just perplexed he would say that while I was sitting there with my tits out (tipped for of course) talking about nothing in particular and certainly nothing inflammatory.
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    Illiterate Cheapass: Hey, will you do "this" and "that" for me in pvt?
    Me: I'll do "this" in pvt, but "that" you have to go exclusive.
    Illiterate Cheapass: Oh but I want you to do as much "that" as possible!
    Me: Ok, exclusive it is.
    Illiterate Cheapass: I enter pvt now, will it be ok?
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    Him: why no penetration
    me: its that time of month
    him: what? you cant stop it just for me for a show?
    me: i wish i had that power but no it doesnt work that way
    him: when will it be over
    me: i have no clue wish i knew
    him: cant you just stop it this one time..
    me: rolls eyes.
    It felt like this explaining how it is.. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chellyinparadise View Post
    Him: why no penetration
    me: its that time of month
    him: what? you cant stop it just for me for a show?
    me: i wish i had that power but no it doesnt work that way
    him: when will it be over
    me: i have no clue wish i knew
    him: cant you just stop it this one time..
    me: rolls eyes.
    It felt like this explaining how it is.. lol
    I'm on a birth control where spotting for a MONTH is not outside the realm of possibility! One of those arm implants. =/

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    Idiot - Please show your body
    Me - Requests are 5 Gold
    Idiot - No
    Idiot - 1 Gold
    Idiot - I pay 1 gold
    Idiot - You show your body?
    Me - Auto response of what I offer in my show
    Idiot - No
    Idiot - Show your full body
    Me - Sure, for 5 gold or we can go pvt!
    Idiot - ok
    Idiot - I pay 2 gold
    Idiot - you agree?
    Idiot - no 5 gold
    Idiot - please I pay 3 Gold
    Idiot - that's +1
    Me - Another auto response of what I offer in my show
    Idiot - wow
    Idiot - ok
    Idiot - I give you 4 gold
    Me - It's 10 gold now for annoying me

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    Regular in pvt: he says to imagine, as he is here, and do "things for me"
    And I asked, that he want me to imagine that? - with some "sarcasm" ofc.
    He says: "yess, if u feel like"

    And i was just Jesus christ. I do this shit - at least, let me think what I want maybe?
    I dont know, this is just stupid and weird.


    Also, putting down clothes, and grabbing toy, and he able to ask "If i m comfortable"
    ...Sure, why wouldn't I?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnotherLily View Post
    I'm on a birth control where spotting for a MONTH is not outside the realm of possibility! One of those arm implants. =/
    Sorry to hear that happens. Hope it doesnt do that often for you.

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