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    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnotherLily View Post
    bodynegguy:hello love
    bodynegguy:do you know what thigh brow is?

    me: can't say that I do. Lol

    bodynegguy: that crease between your hip and your thigh if you sit and lean forward
    bodynegguy: only real women have it

    ( anytime someone says Only Real ppl have or do X I ignore from there on out )

    bodynegguy: my fav part of the body
    bodynegguy:lol not all girls have it
    bodynegguy: do you?

    me *continues chatting with other members until bodynegguy leaves.*
    OMG, I have huge thighs and I have a customer that I see every now and then who gets off solely to that crease and he would always have me lean way forward so the crease would get as long and deep as possible. That has to be him but with a new username. He used to do long-ass shows, now he's more like a 10 minute guy, at least with me anyway.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "Why can't you just tell me your real name?"
    Because FUCK YOU.
    Thats why

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    This tackiness right here:

    German Guy:I'm a german guy, 42, blond hair and 210 cm. Can I get a 15 dollar show?

    Me: Nope!

    German Guy: Why won't you take 15 dollars?

    Me: Because I am not cheap.

    German Guy: You sound like a gold digger.

    Me: Thanks honey. I try my best to live up to gold digger standards.

    German Guy got blocked! I guess he thinks that all cam models are gold diggers for not doing 15 dollar shows
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    Girl, is that the best he could come up with? It's pathetic how they resort to name calling: gold diggers, money hungry whores, bitches, etc when they can't get what they want.

    It's better digging for gold than dick for sure, LOL!

    Quote Originally Posted by DonaDiabla View Post
    This tackiness right here:

    German Guy:I'm a german guy, 42, blond hair and 210 cm. Can I get a 15 dollar show?

    Me: Nope!

    German Guy: Why won't you take 15 dollars?

    Me: Because I am not cheap.

    German Guy: You sound like a gold digger.

    Me: Thanks honey. I try my best to live up to gold digger standards.

    German Guy got blocked! I guess he thinks that all cam models are gold diggers for not doing 15 dollar shows
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    I can see you being 90 and flipping your long hair, still teasing the boys.



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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "Are You going to be on tomorrow morning?"

    No, I'm on right now! Let's go!

    *I know I should have been more patient, being that maybe he won't have money till then, but... camming is too damn slow for me right now to sit in front of my computer entertaining freeloaders all damn day!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    ^^ similar thing happened to me.
    Jerk: - how long u ll stay on?
    me: go
    Jerk: xy hours later?
    me: let s go!

    he came in. For entire 3 min.

    Other guy came to pv just to ask, if I can earn enough to pay my rent!

    Others are more awfull out there... I think I ll calmly wait till this madness ends coz sooner or later someone ll show up who is not a jerk.
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Yet another guy on cams that wants to meet n fuck. Why can't these guys just go on an actual dating site or sign up for adultfriendfinder? This is why I don't want or need 20 something year old custies:

    22yroldprickfromhell: hey babe
    22yroldprickfromhell: hru
    [email protected]: how old are you?
    me: 31 can you hear me?
    22yroldprickfromhell: no i cant
    22yroldprickfromhell: im 22
    me:: Okay. What are you in the mood for hun?
    [email protected]: well i was wondering if you meet and fuck
    me:: You haven't even spent money on me and you're asking me that question
    22yroldprickfromhell: the screen is frozen on my end
    22yroldprickfromhell: i have a huge fetish for plus sized women
    me:: Well then you best get going
    me:: Do I need to kick you again?
    22yroldprickfromhell: im just trying to get to know you
    me:: Well then get to know me in private. You're already trying to meet me without doing it properly
    22yroldprickfromhell: no need in being a bitch. thats why you never go pvt. fucking fat cunt

    And BAN. I'm on a pay site so why the fuck would I even be remotely interested in someone that's not gonna spend money on me while I'm at work?

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    Cuz they are stupid as fuck!.. they think we are easy!.. Hell half of us are celibate!.. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by bbwbrianna View Post
    Yet another guy on cams that wants to meet n fuck. Why can't these guys just go on an actual dating site or sign up for adultfriendfinder? This is why I don't want or need 20 something year old custies:

    22yroldprickfromhell: hey babe
    22yroldprickfromhell: hru
    [email protected]: how old are you?
    me: 31 can you hear me?
    22yroldprickfromhell: no i cant
    22yroldprickfromhell: im 22
    me:: Okay. What are you in the mood for hun?
    [email protected]: well i was wondering if you meet and fuck
    me:: You haven't even spent money on me and you're asking me that question
    22yroldprickfromhell: the screen is frozen on my end
    22yroldprickfromhell: i have a huge fetish for plus sized women
    me:: Well then you best get going
    me:: Do I need to kick you again?
    22yroldprickfromhell: im just trying to get to know you
    me:: Well then get to know me in private. You're already trying to meet me without doing it properly
    22yroldprickfromhell: no need in being a bitch. thats why you never go pvt. fucking fat cunt

    And BAN. I'm on a pay site so why the fuck would I even be remotely interested in someone that's not gonna spend money on me while I'm at work?

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I have a member who comes in and says this recently..
    him: I really want you as my gf in real can we just meet one day?
    Ive been trying to impress you for 6yrs but to no avail..

    me:

    atleast hes been going exclusive to tell me these things but becoming awkward now lol..
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    him:
    Can i send you a dick pic? you will want me once you see it and want to fuck me...trust me
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbwbrianna View Post
    22yroldprickfromhell: hey babe
    22yroldprickfromhell: hru
    [email protected]: how old are you?
    me: 31 can you hear me?
    22yroldprickfromhell: no i cant
    22yroldprickfromhell: im 22
    me:: Okay. What are you in the mood for hun?
    [email protected]: well i was wondering if you meet and fuck
    me:: You haven't even spent money on me and you're asking me that question
    22yroldprickfromhell: the screen is frozen on my end
    22yroldprickfromhell: i have a huge fetish for plus sized women
    me:: Well then you best get going
    me:: Do I need to kick you again?
    22yroldprickfromhell: im just trying to get to know you
    me:: Well then get to know me in private. You're already trying to meet me without doing it properly
    22yroldprickfromhell: no need in being a bitch. thats why you never go pvt. fucking fat cunt
    And that's why he is begging for the attention of random women on the internet, because fecal matter smells better than his personality. I love how he thinks he is authorized to give you business advice btw, what a joke.

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    Not so much annoying or stupid on their part but thought might make you laugh if anyone else finds this funny. Love making people laugh.


    llllllllllll has logged on

    me: hey barcode
    him:

    llllllllllll has logged off (reason: user left)

    me:laughs so hard couldnt resist i was like this.. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chellyinparadise View Post
    him:
    Can i send you a dick pic? you will want me once you see it and want to fuck me...trust me
    Why are guys so stupid like this? No matter what a penis looks like I will never ever want to "just fuck it". I need to see the hot man-bod and sexy face attached to it. And if possible, swoony personality to match. A penis alone is just bleh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by heyho View Post
    Why are guys so stupid like this? No matter what a penis looks like I will never ever want to "just fuck it". I need to see the hot man-bod and sexy face attached to it. And if possible, swoony personality to match. A penis alone is just bleh.
    Yea exactly.. lol i guess they all think its the best ...golden dicks we cant resist.

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    This was on my fetlife profile that I use to get clients for cam.
    You can't make sh!t like this up.
    "We the people"? more like we the freeloaders. Blocked.
    wtf.png

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    Lol hes speaking for all the cheap broke bastards... king of the freeloaders. What a dumbass he is.

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    Just so you girls know, freeloaders and beggars are not a camming phenomenon. If annoying dudes make you regret your job sometimes please know that it's not just a camming thing, it's a digital age thing. I was watching a girl broadcast live on instagram and with the crap the guys were saying she might as well have been on MFC; it was tons of guys telling her to stand up, twerk, show her tits, asking for her number, if she would date them.....etc. It's not a camming thing, it's a guy thing period.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Coming back on the "lovely" jasmin site with it's shitty customers. I mention my price is 2.99/min over there and I had about 10 members in my room but only the idiot was talking.

    idiot: what a lovely smile
    ME: thanks babe
    idiot: although you are very beautiful still not much guys in your room
    idiot: any reasons
    idiot: are they all gay or what
    ME: i don't come often here
    ME: and people don't know me yet
    idiot: ohh but why you come so less
    ME: personal reasons
    ME: are u here to investigate me or buy a private show?
    idiot: want to know a bit about you
    ME: why don't you join the private if you are so interested in me?
    idiot: your pvt is too expensive
    ME: then bye

    And I banned him. But he will come back, since the ban button on Jasmin works like it works when u tell to an idiot to stop sending dick pics.
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    Thank you for this thread.
    Just yesterday with one free loading loser i get told "you are too much skinny" and then about ten minutes later another freeloader came in and BOMBARDED chat with all caps of "YOU STUPID WHORE WHY YOU SO FAT! LOOK AT THAT CELLULITE! THOSE FAT ARMS!" I am 5'6 and 110lbs.

    I also got someone asking to talk in private. I responded, "you can't talk in private, you don't have tokens but if you add tokens we can talk in private all you want" he goes OFF "help me, how can i talk private with you" i explain again how he can talk in private. Dude's response?
    "but my wallet was stolen by thugs and i can't sign up for tokens"

    Bruh if your wallet was stolen by thugs wtf you doing talking to me on a cam site go to the police and shut your cards down...you can totally still add your credit cards to things without the credit card physically being there we are in a technologically advanced world here I type in one number and my credit card comes up like what?
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    ^^^^ yeh sometimes camming makes you feel like you're on a psych ward .. it's just like bizarre ... you can be rail thin and a guy will call you fat, like wtf.
    I feel like half of them are sat in their mom's basement on a Compaq Presario playing world of warcraft and eating a hungry man meal figuring out how they're gonna try and ruin someone's day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by persianprincess View Post
    ^^^^ yeh sometimes camming makes you feel like you're on a psych ward .. it's just like bizarre ... you can be rail thin and a guy will call you fat, like wtf.
    I feel like half of them are sat in their mom's basement on a Compaq Presario playing world of warcraft and eating a hungry man meal figuring out how they're gonna try and ruin someone's day.
    Just what I was thinking. If your wallet was stolen what mind set are you in to be on a cam site begging for some random woman's attention? If my wallet were stolen I wouldn't give a shit about tokens. And why immediately hurl insults at random strangers on the internet just because they don't give you what you want? I mean I thought we had free will.

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    I really hate when they think we're there to talk/be friends or whatever else with them and they say they aren't interested in a show and don't pay at all. If I want to talk to someone or make friends it sure isn't on a camming site full of creeps. That's what social media is for.

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    Didn't even bother waiting for me to answer.
    Безымянный.png
    Thank you for the $7, though.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    Didn't even bother waiting for me to answer.
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    Thank you for the $7, though.
    Hope he will snort a line of laxative. w t serious f is with these losers?!



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