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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenskyy View Post
    This is exactly why I didn't cam while I was pregnant. My friend and I both cam and were pregnant at the same time. She got a lot of nasty things said to her on a regular basis, so once I started showing, I stopping streaming on all my main sites and hid my pregnancy until my due date. I already deal with enough trash, and my pregnancy was rough, so I wasn't about to deal with that shit too.

    I did deal with some laughable bs on SM today.

    In Pvt-
    Him: Turn around and show me your body.
    Me: *Gets up and turns around. Leans against couch and shakes ass*
    Him: No Ass! Boo!
    Me: *Completely stunned*

    I legit have never been told that in my life. I didn't even know how to respond. And I gained way too much weight during my pregnancy and my ass has never been bigger. I hope that dudes dick falls off in the toilet next time he takes a piss!
    Yes I am getting to the point where I want to stop camming until after pregnancy. But I really wanted to save as much as I can now so I can take a long break because I know I wont have any time/ getting any sleep after I give birth! Also wanting to save up some extra cause I want to finish my online business because I am at the point where I have zero hope for all men after dealing with these people we deal with LOL.

    And ew, he sounds like a troll that had nothing better to do than to find a model to criticize something about her body. He should feel honored to even get to look at your ass even if he paid you a million dollars.

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    *Annoying ass dude in my room playing 20 questions asking hella personal questions*
    Are you pregnant?
    What exact part of US are you from?
    Are you single?
    What happened to baby daddy?

    "You're sure asking a lot of annoying personal questions that I'm not going to answer"

    Maybe cause I want to be new baby daddy

    "Probably not"

    I'm single and looking, are you?

    "If I was looking for a dating site I'd be on eharmony not on here dealing with broke losers when I'm trying to make money"

    *broke loser leaves in .02 seconds"

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    And not even two seconds later some dude comes in my room
    "Mmmmmmm. nice tits. I'd love to have you breastfeed me"

    Yeah and I'd love to cut your dick off. Bye.

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    Okay, so this takes the cake on stupidest shit I've ever heard on cam.

    This dude comes in to my Streamate room a little while ago, asks me to stand up so he can see what my hips look like. I was still new then, so I naively stand for free and show him.
    He does that dumbass "mmmm" thing guys do, and then said he needed to take me private. I was like "Cool, okay, let's do this!"

    But wait. Right as I'm thinking he's gonna take me private he says "But your rates at 3.50 a min are too high. I would need you to lower it for me."
    I replied "Okay, I offer block sessions if you would really like a discounted rate per minute. It's around 3.25 a minute and you get charged for all 15 minutes you commit to."
    And then. AND THEN. This motherfucker actually has the audacity to respond with "But that is still too much, and that is more time than I need. I would only need this for 8 minutes or so, I cannot hold my cum longer than that as you are so sexy. I would need it at no higher than 99 cents a minute."

    I was honestly fucking stunned. Did this dude really just ask me to lower my rates to 99 cents so he could have an 8 minute private?

    I was actually disgusted at this point, but also amused and kind of making this dude my source of entertainment for the day. Like a cat toying with a mouse before it goes in for the final kill. So I let him stay in free chat for a few minutes longer while I started to sarcastically lead him on and act like I was considering it. Asking him questions "Like ohhhh, you can't hold your cum for 8 minutes during a fap session? I bet you can't last longer than 4 during sex, right baby?" He actually confirmed this was true. What the fuck.
    So then I say "Hmmm, welll...... I guess you seem nice, and " then i BANNED him. Mid-sentence. Fuck that dude. If he was in front of me I probably would have kicked him in his goddamn face it was so fucking stupid.

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    "Does your daddy know you have big aerolas?"

    "Thats a weird thing to ask"

    "No its kinky "

    lord please help me not go on a huge bitchy rage to these men today.
    It is getting so hard to not show my disgust with some of these questions/comments. Men are fucking weird.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by jigglypuff View Post
    "Does your daddy know you have big aerolas?"

    "Thats a weird thing to ask"

    "No its kinky "

    lord please help me not go on a huge bitchy rage to these men today.
    It is getting so hard to not show my disgust with some of these questions/comments. Men are fucking weird.
    He would've gotten asked "Does your MOMMY know you have a SMALL penis?" "Now that's what I find KINKY."




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    Quote Originally Posted by kortneykay View Post
    He would've gotten asked "Does your MOMMY know you have a SMALL penis?" "Now that's what I find KINKY."
    I had something pretty close to that typed out and ready to hit send but I'm pretty sure he caught my disgusted face and took the hint and left before I could send it lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by freya_jade_ View Post
    Okay, so this takes the cake on stupidest shit I've ever heard on cam.

    This dude comes in to my Streamate room a little while ago, asks me to stand up so he can see what my hips look like. I was still new then, so I naively stand for free and show him.
    He does that dumbass "mmmm" thing guys do, and then said he needed to take me private. I was like "Cool, okay, let's do this!"

    But wait. Right as I'm thinking he's gonna take me private he says "But your rates at 3.50 a min are too high. I would need you to lower it for me."
    I replied "Okay, I offer block sessions if you would really like a discounted rate per minute. It's around 3.25 a minute and you get charged for all 15 minutes you commit to."
    And then. AND THEN. This motherfucker actually has the audacity to respond with "But that is still too much, and that is more time than I need. I would only need this for 8 minutes or so, I cannot hold my cum longer than that as you are so sexy. I would need it at no higher than 99 cents a minute."

    I was honestly fucking stunned. Did this dude really just ask me to lower my rates to 99 cents so he could have an 8 minute private?

    I was actually disgusted at this point, but also amused and kind of making this dude my source of entertainment for the day. Like a cat toying with a mouse before it goes in for the final kill. So I let him stay in free chat for a few minutes longer while I started to sarcastically lead him on and act like I was considering it. Asking him questions "Like ohhhh, you can't hold your cum for 8 minutes during a fap session? I bet you can't last longer than 4 during sex, right baby?" He actually confirmed this was true. What the fuck.
    So then I say "Hmmm, welll...... I guess you seem nice, and " then i BANNED him. Mid-sentence. Fuck that dude. If he was in front of me I probably would have kicked him in his goddamn face it was so fucking stupid.

    Just for future reference, I hope you NEVER lower your rates by even a cent. I’m honestly surprised he turned down your current rate because that is a fucking steal. I beg you to raise them. No one will bat an eye if you go up to 4.99 prvt/5.99 exclusive. I’m so serious, this could be your second day on cam and it doesn’t even matter. Raise em.

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    This dude kept harassing me because he wanted to pay me $5 in free chat to see my baby kick. I told him I didn't feel comfortable with that, and that I can't just make my baby kick on command.. and he kept pushing it. Ended up blocking him cause, wtf? First of all that's not worth the $1.50 I would get. Not even close. Try multiplying that by 100 and we'll talk.
    Like dude.. do you want to c2c and you can sit there and yell at your camera at my baby in my womb that can't hear you?? Cause I'd gladly let you pay me to see that so I can laugh at you looking stupid as fuck.

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    I'm laughing so fucking hard. Broke ass loser AND a terrible "scammer" that's the worst attempt I've seen.

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    On Niteflirt:

    "You're Very Exciting, Miss! But just too expensive for me.
    xoxoxoxoxo,"

    So, it is my fault that you are broke? And blocked!
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    Regular: Hi. I haven't seen you in a while.
    Me: I know. We should do a show.
    Him: I am waiting for a work call. I am not sure I can go.
    Him after 2 min of me ignoring him: They just called. I may or may not be back.

    WHY THE FUCK DO THEY COME ONTO A CAM SITE WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THEY ARE GETTING A CALL? Part of me thinks that work is not calling and that is a ploy to stay and sit in my room, jerk off to my face, cum then say, "Oh, work is calling. BRB."

    I also just got a Skype request.

    Him: Are you on CMD?
    Me: Yes. Isn't that where you found me?
    Him: Yes.
    (then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK ME IF THAT'S WHERE I AM?!)
    Him: Can you do a burping, farting and facesitting dom show for 5 min?
    Me: Uh, no. I do not do fetish shows for 5 min. That is a COMPLETE waste of time.

    Block.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kortneykay View Post
    He would've gotten asked "Does your MOMMY know you have a SMALL penis?" "Now that's what I find KINKY."
    LMAO

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    Screenshot 2018-09-15 12.39.03.png
    I don't even show my face, OR Body in free chat. Stupid fuck!!

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    *Asshole telling me how horny he is for me*
    *Me trying to get him to go private*
    "Wait are you sure you can even reach your pussy with how big your belly is?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamourmilf View Post
    Screenshot 2018-09-15 12.39.03.png
    I don't even show my face, OR Body in free chat. Stupid fuck!!
    How do you manage that? I put up some pics of myself today because I honestly want to try this - not showing myself at all. It’s already gotten old just sitting there in free chat, readjusting my facial expression every 5 seconds to let them know I’m alive. Not to get all in your pockets but do you make good money doing that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigglypuff View Post
    *Asshole telling me how horny he is for me*
    *Me trying to get him to go private*
    "Wait are you sure you can even reach your pussy with how big your belly is?"

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    How did we relinquish control over to the men? How are they ruling the world right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitaBaby View Post
    How did we relinquish control over to the men? How are they ruling the world right now?
    I don't know but I hate it! They've gotten so bold. I was so sure he was gonna go private too. I had no words for him. Lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitaBaby View Post
    How do you manage that? I put up some pics of myself today because I honestly want to try this - not showing myself at all. It’s already gotten old just sitting there in free chat, readjusting my facial expression every 5 seconds to let them know I’m alive. Not to get all in your pockets but do you make good money doing that?
    I've been doing it for 5 of the last 8 years that I've been on cam, and yes I make not only good, but GREAT money.
    I do fetishes, and mostly humiliation, so that's probably why it works.
    It's amazing how many men want to be treated like the piece of crap that they are.
    Thankfully I found this niche, because I couldn't cam the way I did when I started. I.E. full makeup, smiling, hair done, jumping around the room for 8 hours trying​ to get guys to buy a show. I got burned out.
    Nowadays, I usually make my goal in an hour or so.
    That's why that guy's ( or most likely girl's) comment made no sense, and I knew it was a troll.
    I never get negative comments from guys.

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    That was the best insult he could think of while his little dick withered to obscurity LMAO. Sometimes I love my job.
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    ^^^Whenever they do that to me, if they don't immediately take off like a chicken shit that is, I say "And you're the one sitting here begging for it." LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamourmilf View Post
    I've been doing it for 5 of the last 8 years that I've been on cam, and yes I make not only good, but GREAT money.
    I do fetishes, and mostly humiliation, so that's probably why it works.
    It's amazing how many men want to be treated like the piece of crap that they are.
    Thankfully I found this niche, because I couldn't cam the way I did when I started. I.E. full makeup, smiling, hair done, jumping around the room for 8 hours trying​ to get guys to buy a show. I got burned out.
    Nowadays, I usually make my goal in an hour or so.
    That's why that guy's ( or most likely girl's) comment made no sense, and I knew it was a troll.
    I never get negative comments from guys.
    You just changed the game for me. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genoveve View Post
    ^^^Whenever they do that to me, if they don't immediately take off like a chicken shit that is, I say "And you're the one sitting here begging for it." LOL
    That's exactly what I thought in my head. "So you beg 'shit' for a dance then, huh? Awe. Drink milk and stay strong."

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    Another thing I do when they pitch a fit like that and go off because I called them out for something is simply call them a "crybaby," it drives them nuts AND it's true. They're trying to come off all harsh and like a badass, but they really are just crybabies because they didn't get their way and now their wittle feewings are hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NitaBaby View Post
    You just changed the game for me. Thank you.
    You're more than welcome. Very happy to pass the baton.
    Now, get out there and let those little bastards know whose boss!
    They WANT to give you their money.
    Because, deep down they know they are not worthy.
    But, deep down inside, they know that YOU ARE worthy.

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