Okay, so this takes the cake on stupidest shit I've ever heard on cam.
This dude comes in to my Streamate room a little while ago, asks me to stand up so he can see what my hips look like. I was still new then, so I naively stand for free and show him.
He does that dumbass "mmmm" thing guys do, and then said he needed to take me private. I was like "Cool, okay, let's do this!"
But wait. Right as I'm thinking he's gonna take me private he says "But your rates at 3.50 a min are too high. I would need you to lower it for me."
I replied "Okay, I offer block sessions if you would really like a discounted rate per minute. It's around 3.25 a minute and you get charged for all 15 minutes you commit to."
And then.
AND THEN. This motherfucker actually has the audacity to respond with "But that is still too much, and that is more time than I need.
I would only need this for 8 minutes or so, I cannot hold my cum longer than that as you are so sexy. I would need it at no higher than
99 cents a minute."
I was honestly fucking stunned.
Did this dude really just ask me to lower my rates to 99 cents so he could have an 8 minute private?
I was actually disgusted at this point, but also amused and kind of making this dude my source of entertainment for the day. Like a cat toying with a mouse before it goes in for the final kill. So I let him stay in free chat for a few minutes longer while I started to sarcastically lead him on and act like I was considering it. Asking him questions "Like ohhhh, you can't hold your cum for 8 minutes during a fap session? I bet you can't last longer than 4 during sex, right baby?" He actually confirmed this was true. What the fuck.
So then I say "Hmmm, welll...... I guess you seem nice, and

" then i BANNED him. Mid-sentence. Fuck that dude. If he was in front of me I probably would have kicked him in his goddamn face it was so fucking stupid.
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