Guy came in to my room saying he would take me private if I had a cotton argyle sweater that came down to my hips. It wasn't a perverted request, but I just thought it was funny how he specified that it had to be argyle. Guess he wanted to recreate a steamy session he had with an ex who happened to be wearing a -you guessed it- cotton argyle sweater.





Not on cam but still stupid enough to warrant a mention. Someone I'd just facebook friended (and I accept ANY request that comes in) sent me a message:
"What's going on, sexy hair? And butt... And face?"
What's going on is me rolling my eyes at your doofy avatar where you're showing off your abs while grinning at the camera and then my deleting your message, ignoring you and telling all my friends about how stupid you are.
A respect-less line like that won't even work on a slightly-drunk kinda-hot chick at a bar! Why would it work on someone whose job is to listen to people on the internet hit on her?



Idiot wants me to lay on my back lifting up my shirt. I tell him, I do it in excl cause not everyone is into shirt lifting, it's a bit special request:
I never felt so urge to break a nose thru my screen.
Ah yes I was using the big font size...
Last edited by Glasses; 05-05-2012 at 06:19 PM.





I know its been said a bajillion times, but I had yet another example of it last night: But-it's-only Man!
BIOM - Put on your glasses
ME - If you want to see me in any different outfits, glasses or just a peek, just send me a tip, and I'm all yours!
BIOM - My credit card is maxed out, so I can't tip
ME - Thats a shame
BIOM - Please put on your glasses
ME - Sorry bb, you know the rules in my room
BIOM - BUT ITS ONLY GLASSES
BIOM - why won't you just put them on
BIOM - Its not like tits
ME - You know the rules, and I would have to leave the cam to go get them. Stop asking.
BIOM - Its only glasses
BIOM - Fuck you.
BIOM - Go choke on a hotdog and die whore.
Me - BANHAMMER!
I mean, really? You have already told me you have no money, so why the hell would I bother doing something to tempt you in?
I was also impressed with the wonderful insults..."choke on a hot dog". Why a hot dog? Most men go with "choke on a dick"....is it that you know no dick is big enough to choke me? Or that I like dick? Seriously dude....
I take cash, debit or credit. I just don't take shit.
OnlyFans.com/ScarlettMoore
Follow me on twitter! @MissScarlettM
Hear me ramble about random things:
weirdguy: hi mary
r u gd
MaryJaynexo: lol great thanks
weirdguy: have sexy body 4 me
MaryJaynexo: that's really up to you haha
weirdguy: u have nice back bone 4 me sweet
MaryJaynexo: Oh yes, my spine is impeccable
weirdguy: i c
pls ?
MaryJaynexo: Please what? Now you're confusing me.
And then he left. I love the weird ones. First, open chest, and now my backbone? These guys must want to be doctors someday. Well, they're going to have to pay for their medical information. Lmao.



I'm assuming the bots are the actual girls so they apply just like everyone else then just run a video instead of getting on cam. it's really easy to do. I've never done it for an actual paying cam site but I've run an ad on chatroulette that way.



This makes me laugh so much...It's hilarious, thanks for sharingOriginally Posted by Peachesxo




I know of two bot accounts and one of them I know is run by streamate itself as an "experiment". Not sure if the other one is or not but yeah, kinda lame about the bots cuz guys are spending their money on them when they should be spending it on us real girls.
I almost peed. Good God, I love this threadyour sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts![]()



Man oh man ladies.
I'm gonna be turning into a ruthless cam bitch and I won't regret it.
I've been too much of a sweety.





He took me pvt without asking what my limits were. The second we got in there he started in on the, "take it all off and jackhammer your pussy" shit. I did a slightly faster version of my usual strip, since we were still in the free 30 seconds. He complained. I apologized* and told him I was just trying to set a mood. He asked for a dildo. I pulled it out and put lube on it.
"yru so slow!!"
I laughed and told him there's only so fast someone can pull out a dildo and if I didn't put lube on it, putting it in wouldn't be fast at all.
I start pressing it into me.
"harder
faster"
Seriously, it wasn't even in one full stroke yet when he said that. Now I'm annoyed.
"If you wanted a porno where you could just fast forward to the part that you liked, you should have done that. This is live cam, you have to give me time to do things."
He goes through a rapid fire request for 3 different positions. Nearly as soon as I've settled into one position he wants another one. As annoyed as I am, it's funny now. I can't help but laugh.
"Is this the circus? Do you have ADD?"
He ignores this. I'm in doggie now.
"anal
big one in ass
anal bb"
He's typed all this before I could turn around and see the screen. I tell him I don't do anal. Of course he requests it like, 3 more times.
"I already said I don't do anal. I'm not going to change my mind because you type it again."
"i paid for a show! i need anal"
"You paid for my time. If you wanted to see something specific you should have asked ahead of time. You could have saved all this angst had you asked in the beginning"
"yor slow
your ugly
you dont do anal
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR?"
I can't help it. I grin maliciously, pull out the dildo and plop down on the couch.
"Pissing you off."
"STUPID UGLY WHORE"
Still grinning I respond, "Clever ugly whore, actually. How much money did you just waste sitting here typing out insults to me with your flaccid dick in your hand? I just got all of it."
I was reaching for the ban when he left and he rated me a 1 but it was still worth it. I hit the break button and went downstairs to pour myself a glass of wine feeling like I had a mouth full of wolf teeth.
*with my fingers crossed



The other day I had my topic set as "squirt in privates!"
So a guy asked if I squirt a lot and I told him I do.
He takes me to true private I ask him to hold on while I get set up and grab my toys. He waits as soon as I sit down he sends a message saying "I hope you actually squirt.." o.O It struck my nerve but I just said oh yes I do. I made him stay in true private 10 minutes before I let them come![]()
CluelessAboutVag: can you do bottle show in pvt bb
Kalypso: No it won't fit sorry (It probably does but it'd be uncomfortable. No thanks.)
CluelessAboutVag: yea right all that sex ur havin it must be loose... all whores all loose (Was this supposed to be a dig? Fail. See signature)
*BAN*
Three things:
1. I've had sex with the 1 person in the past year. I only wish I was having as much sex as you think I am.
2. Also, what does being a whore or not have to do with anything? If I were married and boning all the time, would my vag magically retain it's tightness? Explain the logic!
3. That's not even how the vagina works. Some men are so clueless about womens' bodies.
Bitch? Actually I'm an evil cunt. Slut? Try dirty little whore. Either way, you have to pay for it.



Had a premium asking - no, BEGGING - for a free show and/or PayPal and kept saying he only tipped hot models and only if they flashed first. *zomg brain explosion, gtfo of my room you non-tipping son of a monkey fucking whore*
LoveUs: [ May 8th 17:48 ]i mean why do you think Jo??? damn. I really thought all the times we talked, here and on skype that you really liked me. because, I was not playing games.. I really liked you. I mean.. it was awkward.. because finding someone here.. they have though
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:48 ]ts that youre just some weirdo who likes looking at naked girls and jerking off all day.. but that was not the case.. Sure I did it some times. but.. damn.. i live alone.,. and had no girlfriend.. and when u ragged me, and joked me, then told me u di
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:48 ]dnt give ur number because u thought I was a crazy person.. or serial dater here.. etc.. it tore me up inside.. u blantantly ripped my heart to shreds..
LoveUrSweetAss: [ May 8th 17:49 ]i was just trying to find whatever avenue I could, that you felt comfortable with, so you could know me.. and I could know you.. I thought that was happening.. it seemed that way.. but then, after u called me that morning.. to make sure I woke up.. a
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:49 ]fter that day.. everything changed.
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:50 ]then u called me names and rejected the shit out of me.. I was crushed..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:50 ]everytime I meet someone. here. where I live.. i just cannot seem to get into them.. and its been like 2 years now..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:51 ]everything about you I liked so much..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:51 ]I was trying to know you..
Love: [ May 8th 17:52 ]hoping we could meet, even if for a drink.. or dinner, or whatever.. never in my mind was I thinking.. or hoping to fuck you.. that would defeat my purpose and would be devaluing you..
LoveU: hell, you could have brought a girlfriend.. just so u felt safe.. in a public place.
LoveU: all my intentions were 100% good.. and from the heart..
this is the copied and paste pm messages i got from someone. WHY THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK WE OWE THEM SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
i have a handful of these guys! just because youre interested doesnt mean i have to fucking meet up with you?? just because you fell in love with me doesnt mean i owe you jack shit, these guys ALWAYS put me awkward situations!!
THE FUNNY THING IS! HE IS NOT EVEN A PAYING CUSTOMER! the last tip i recieved from him was over a year ago when we skyped etc.
Last edited by JoJoX; 05-09-2012 at 09:14 AM.


Tonight was quiet on MFC, and while I'm completely failing at my countdown, a semi-regular in my room keeps PMing to tell me how he's having an amazing threesome with me live (sitting there chatting, dancing and not making any freaking tokens) and an archieved video he has of me. But of course he has no $ to tip tonight. I got really annoyed that he wouldn't tip tonight, because no matter what cash flow problems gusy have, we all know how cheap the lowest token package goes for, so there's really no good excuse. I didn't let him know I was annoyed, but I FEEL like I should have gently hinted. Afterall, he was seriously getting off on the fact he was watching an archieve of our private while also talking to me live. And he could see I wasn't being tipped much at all. Do you ladies say anything to the member in this sort of situation, or do you keep your mouth shut and hope they tip next time?
Anyhow, I logged off after an hour of making only $12. I love MFC but it does suck to have to log on every night to find out whether I'll have a $12 night or a $212 night. But I suppose that is the nature of the beast, and the occational suck-ass night is what I get for only working one site.



I would have been jacked....
If he's a returning customer - which is sounds like he is - I would have totally let him know. How fair is it that he gets to sit there, rub it in YOUR face he's having a FAB time and you aren't doing crap?
He was just happy to see you, talk to you while he was watching that...
I would have said - Have fun with that video and see you LATER!
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- Miss Mafia


That's just it, MissMafia, I felt like he was rubbing it my face! I know he didn't mean it that way at all, but I swear I wish some of these guys would stop thinking about their dicks long enought to think about how the human on the other side of the screen feels. I was paid for the inital service I provided him when he took me private, but I feel like a I provided him with a second service for free tonight since he got off so well on our "threesome". Anyhoo, I logged back on after a few hours and made another $57 in an hour and a half, so I'm pretty happy since I was ready to give up at $12.





This May isn't going so well for me on MFC. I'm only on there 4 nights a week, and my last couple of nights on there I haven't even made enough tokens for my topless goal (including tonight/this early morning).
And then as soon as I logged onto AdultWork, I got a couple of paid sessions right away.Thank goodness for cam sites with 'paid chat only' mode. It's nice to get away from the free chat awkward silence/lurkers sometimes.....
My referral link for models to join the Boleyn Models daily pay program
https://cammodelpay.com/ref?page=&campaign=&affToken=NDcx
usually i let them know i don't do pms or care about their dirty talk unless they tip me or go to private that works pretty well. I hate when they don't tip one mofo told me I'm satisfied jerking off to ur face. It's like wtf. Logging off and coming back works pretty well. I have even logged off for 2 min and came back and made good money after getting nothing. Sometimes a little break is needed when dealing with ass holes.





You talked to him on Skype and he's never paid you? Maybe that's why all these guys keep falling in love with you. If you give them free attention they think it's their sparkling personalities you like, not that you're looking for a future show. Lock that shit down. Don't give them more than a few minutes of one-on-one interaction unless they pay you.
I had a pretty awful night last night as well. But I suspect it's because the guys are saving their tokens for my birthday show tonight. Have you tried varying your shows? I noticed if I do different shows every night (not always nude ones), I attract more tips and more guys. If you just do the same thing night after night, the guys will get bored.
One of my best earning shows is actually Trivia night. You'd be surprised how many guys want to show off their smarts to the model and to other men. Bonus: I don't have to fuck myself![]()
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