A-aaaah. *stretching back* 's good to be in business after a 2-year break. I've been collecting some whaddafuckery for the past errrrrrm 3 weeks perhaps? Brace yourselves.
I've left out all of the 'show boms, booms, bombs, bubiz, bobs and puss, puzy, posee, pups, right now please, plese, plize, plyse'
All custie names are altered (although maaaaan I really wanted not to, LOL).
All these are from free chat.
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Introducing... unregistered guests:
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g38: Open your feet and I want to insert acupuncture points
g161: Your boobs like mountain
g69: I want to suck your wet pussy before I fondly penetrate you
g143: Love What about the pleasure of eating the head
g143: Lovely your hair
Me: g143, nice allusion of me being a Black Widow -
g143: Love is your real name fuzzy wuzzy
g105: I'm not raving my mother. I'll be there, Cousco Conto. Do not get up
g142: Hola
cluelesscustie142: g142 stolen my identady??????????????????
g156: fihim Possible organic big erect male kneeling pussy and your ass and your breasts please
g82: I'm without clothes and play in the organic masculine possible to violently take off your fish
g1: A big organic male wants to blow your big ass
g61: I practice masturbation on you
g85: Let's take off your clothes so that your sperm can be removed
g147: U free boobs and I'll free willy, promise
g114: You can play in your female member
g160: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Aaaaand my favourite:
g55: Wich size your patience
g55: Show me your patience
Aaaaand my second favourite:
g29: Is that lip stick made of blood of the men you have been with and bitten off their sausage
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Introducing..... people who somehow managed to sign up.
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mototola87: Hi baby, can you reach your pussy with your nipple in pvt?
MuyBien: i wonder if your ass hole has same color with your nipples
ttt772: if I mate behind the screen what you spell me
PussyPhucker: So hot babe
pussylickers68: How are you
(great timing, LOL)
Loateeb: I want to put a customer on your breast
billy9000: show nipples baby i can through money from penus
Farhan3000: Just watching you free cuz v r poor ??
sharrnights: Your eyes look like peacock
sharrnights: Also you lips like duck
sharrnights: When kiss your lips like creamy
amiripod82: Do you have telegram?
ZORRO77: Open the clitoris to toss masturbation and also between your breasts there.
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Introducing me at my wit's end (did a guest just ask me how's my patience?)
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bongoboms: Oh yeah I want to fuck your ass so hard bb please show me your tits please please!!!!11
Me: bongo... sorry to disappoint mate but I failed growing an asshole between me breasts
andywhatev: I wouldn't stop teasing u until u screamed Andy stop please stop xx
Me: Andy... stop, please stop
gall59: Tits for tips?
Me: Penis for pennies?
wowme: U have a booty that u can kiss
Me: wowme, no, I have a booty that YOU can kiss - I'm no yoga expert
wowme: I am going crazy u are my drig
wowme: Drug
Me: you have to pay for drugs
wowme: I dony do drugs
Me: you won't do me then.
Me: you're back -
justin: ok...do you have higher expectations...
Me: I don't know, how tall are you? -
justin: short
justin: as aussie men go...lol
Me: I don't know, almost all aussie men I've seen on cam were laying on their backs - couldn't tell
justin: lol....what the fuck were they doing on their backs
Me: *crickets* justin...
hamy07: i love boobs
Me: me too, I squeeze mine every morning for good luck
marko54646: I want lick you everywere
Me: Marko, what are you waiting for?
marko54646: Money...
Me: then the question comes, Steve, what did you wish for tonight? (today?)
g8: steve please wish that she had sex with me thanks bro
curiousSteve: all i want make g8 happy
g8: this curiousSteve in his fan now steve i love you.
curiousSteve: love u too g8
g8: steve i would steal a penguin for you
Me: BOYS, eyes on me
curiousSteve: ok, i would give it to her
hamiaslt85: I can see my legs
Me: You're lucky, I can't see mine (big boobs 4 life)
FordFan4life: u so hot i wanna meet u. so how much for a whole night with u I give u 50 dollers fuck with me cum big time
Me: ... so you're looking at a Mustang while you can't afford an Escort?
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(cue music)
Men men men men manly men, o-o-oooohhhh.
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