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    Guys feel free to use this ha:

    i would love to invite you to join me on my next vacation to seychelles islands
    8:14 PM
    1 week at four seasons seychelles check it out
    8:16 PM
    Sorry hun I don't exist in the human world. I'm a fairy princess

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    "You have a great personality. I can tell. I bet if we hung out, we'd have fun. But seriously I think we could be friends."

    I seriously DON'T think so. Ick.

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    Idiot: What's the biggest dick you ever seen?
    Me: Mine

    *Idiot leaves*
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Seductive_Brit View Post
    Guys feel free to use this ha:

    i would love to invite you to join me on my next vacation to seychelles islands
    8:14 PM
    1 week at four seasons seychelles check it out
    8:16 PM
    Sorry hun I don't exist in the human world. I'm a fairy princess
    omg i can't stop laughing. i will surely use it ! i wish i had this sort of imagination when answering some guys i swear hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbum View Post
    lol i have been camming for about 1 year now. and i have NEVER DONE C2C on SM
    i just pretend like its "not working" and sneak my finger to reject the cam.
    often after its rejected 2 times... they think that its some how on and i am watching
    i just play along and then at the end of the show its says "c2c ended"
    i fool them every time.
    sometimes they log off and come back again to restart the show spending more money.
    i have never seen 1 cock , never heard 1 client's voice, ever seen what 1 client looks like
    when its just text its soooo much easier.
    i can get as nasty as i want with these elaborate fantasy play and tell them to stick shit in their asses and they think i am watching the whole time.
    ofcourse there are always the "scammers" who c2c within the 30 seconds and leave whne you dont accept the cam. but thats usually after the 30 seconds in which time i make
    money literally doing nothing.
    one CEI show i did today, the client is coming back tomorrow with "evidence' via c2c with the task i gave him.
    they never find out.
    yet they are happy.
    its a win win for everyone.
    LOVE THIS ha. Generally I put a sticky note over their tiny note anyway. So I just see that there’s movement behind the sticky note. Generally I laugh. I had one guy who wanted me to mimic what he was doing with my hand on my pinky finger. So I had to at least see the movement lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by nattyfetish View Post
    omg i can't stop laughing. i will surely use it ! i wish i had this sort of imagination when answering some guys i swear hahaha
    Haha please do. Well I have a serious answer to this question before and the guy reacted so horribly I thought what can I say that’s funny and puts the point across how ridiculous they are in a cute way. Just came to me lol. Slowly getting better at responses. This thread is great for coaching that actually ha

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    Upon returning to free chat after a 10 minute exclusive

    Guy who was in my room before the show “that sure was short” proceeds to take me into a show for less then 2.

    It’s the why are you bothering to say that comments that annoy me

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    HIM: Hi

    ME: Hi how you doing?

    HIM: Have you ever been naked before

    ME: I don't understand the question. Before what?

    HIM: What I mean is have you ever been naked in the shower

    ME: No I wear all my clothes. I make sure to add more clothes before I step in, just to make sure I'm not at all naked. Sometimes I buy clothes just to wear them in the shower. It's a strange question, "Have you ever been naked in the shower"

    HIM: Yes

    ME: Right. So how can I help you? What are you looking for?

    HIM: I am looking for a women to date

    /block

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    Only during a contest do I hear:

    "so what are you up to"

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    Quote Originally Posted by minibagel View Post
    Only during a contest do I hear:

    "so what are you up to"
    "Working! Now buy a show, tip GOLD, or get the fuck out!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by minibagel View Post
    Only during a contest do I hear:

    "so what are you up to"
    that question, omg, why they think we are on cam, to sell cucumbers? seriously now, dont they know what is all about?! we wanna make money!

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    I guess he didn't get the "I won't answer" thing. I could have banned him, but I couldn't let you know about one more idiot that way
    I just let him talk untill he left...
    Name:  idiot on jasmin.png
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    ^^^ what site is that, jasmin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatM View Post
    ^^^ what site is that, jasmin?
    Yes, that's it )
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    ^I hate it when a guy on any of these sites call me 'princess'. Lol. I don't think it's a very cute term of endearment at all. I think it's creepy. Lol. Especially when they tack it onto the end of every sentence they type to you.....
    Was dating an older guy who called me princess all the time. Turns out he used the same term of endearment for the other two girls he was seeing at the same time clearly so as to avoid mixing up names.......Yeah I don't trust that word anymore haha

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    Suck me dry to celebrate juneteenth

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheRides View Post
    A-aaaah. *stretching back* 's good to be in business after a 2-year break. I've been collecting some whaddafuckery for the past errrrrrm 3 weeks perhaps? Brace yourselves.
    I've left out all of the 'show boms, booms, bombs, bubiz, bobs and puss, puzy, posee, pups, right now please, plese, plize, plyse'
    All custie names are altered (although maaaaan I really wanted not to, LOL).
    All these are from free chat.

    ---

    Introducing... unregistered guests:

    ---

    g38: Open your feet and I want to insert acupuncture points

    g161: Your boobs like mountain

    g69: I want to suck your wet pussy before I fondly penetrate you

    g143: Love What about the pleasure of eating the head
    g143: Lovely your hair
    Me: g143, nice allusion of me being a Black Widow -
    g143: Love is your real name fuzzy wuzzy

    g105: I'm not raving my mother. I'll be there, Cousco Conto. Do not get up

    g142: Hola
    cluelesscustie142: g142 stolen my identady??????????????????

    g156: fihim Possible organic big erect male kneeling pussy and your ass and your breasts please

    g82: I'm without clothes and play in the organic masculine possible to violently take off your fish

    g1: A big organic male wants to blow your big ass

    g61: I practice masturbation on you

    g85: Let's take off your clothes so that your sperm can be removed

    g147: U free boobs and I'll free willy, promise

    g114: You can play in your female member

    g160: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    Aaaaand my favourite:
    g55: Wich size your patience
    g55: Show me your patience

    Aaaaand my second favourite:
    g29: Is that lip stick made of blood of the men you have been with and bitten off their sausage


    ---

    Introducing..... people who somehow managed to sign up.

    ---

    mototola87: Hi baby, can you reach your pussy with your nipple in pvt?

    MuyBien: i wonder if your ass hole has same color with your nipples

    ttt772: if I mate behind the screen what you spell me

    PussyPhucker: So hot babe
    pussylickers68: How are you
    (great timing, LOL)

    Loateeb: I want to put a customer on your breast

    billy9000: show nipples baby i can through money from penus

    Farhan3000: Just watching you free cuz v r poor ??

    sharrnights: Your eyes look like peacock
    sharrnights: Also you lips like duck
    sharrnights: When kiss your lips like creamy

    amiripod82: Do you have telegram?

    ZORRO77: Open the clitoris to toss masturbation and also between your breasts there.

    ---

    Introducing me at my wit's end (did a guest just ask me how's my patience?)

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    bongoboms: Oh yeah I want to fuck your ass so hard bb please show me your tits please please!!!!11
    Me: bongo... sorry to disappoint mate but I failed growing an asshole between me breasts

    andywhatev: I wouldn't stop teasing u until u screamed Andy stop please stop xx
    Me: Andy... stop, please stop

    gall59: Tits for tips?
    Me: Penis for pennies?

    wowme: U have a booty that u can kiss
    Me: wowme, no, I have a booty that YOU can kiss - I'm no yoga expert

    wowme: I am going crazy u are my drig
    wowme: Drug
    Me: you have to pay for drugs
    wowme: I dony do drugs
    Me: you won't do me then.

    Me: you're back -
    justin: ok...do you have higher expectations...
    Me: I don't know, how tall are you? -
    justin: short
    justin: as aussie men go...lol
    Me: I don't know, almost all aussie men I've seen on cam were laying on their backs - couldn't tell
    justin: lol....what the fuck were they doing on their backs
    Me: *crickets* justin...

    hamy07: i love boobs
    Me: me too, I squeeze mine every morning for good luck

    marko54646: I want lick you everywere
    Me: Marko, what are you waiting for?
    marko54646: Money...

    Me: then the question comes, Steve, what did you wish for tonight? (today?)
    g8: steve please wish that she had sex with me thanks bro
    curiousSteve: all i want make g8 happy
    g8: this curiousSteve in his fan now steve i love you.
    curiousSteve: love u too g8
    g8: steve i would steal a penguin for you
    Me: BOYS, eyes on me
    curiousSteve: ok, i would give it to her

    hamiaslt85: I can see my legs
    Me: You're lucky, I can't see mine (big boobs 4 life)

    FordFan4life: u so hot i wanna meet u. so how much for a whole night with u I give u 50 dollers fuck with me cum big time
    Me: ... so you're looking at a Mustang while you can't afford an Escort?

    .....
    (cue music)
    Men men men men manly men, o-o-oooohhhh.
    Thank you for this. Amused me immensely ha

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    Cretin: Get your rat out then
    Cretin: Smile you miserable bitch what’s up with you
    *cretin waits for my reaction*
    Me: Pay me
    Cretin leaves the room

    They love to act like billy big bollocks until money is mentioned. I imagine they have the same attitude on dates. Talk to their date like shit, give it the big one being all cocky and disrespectful and then when it comes to paying, they squirm at the thought of payment and need you to split the bill.
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    I don’t suppose you would be interested in chatting in your off time? Just talking about stuff that we are interested and/or concerned about in this craycray world?

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    What are your limits?

    Do you have limits?

    Limits in exclusive?



    UGH

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    Guys a WARNING for girls on Streammate. If you see a guy called "Patrick" block him, he will take you private, ask you to say Black Lives Matter (which I wholeheartedly agree with anyway) and then leave, giving you a 1 star rating.

    Real fricking weirdo.

    You've been warned

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    I'm horny
    I'm driving lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seductive_Brit View Post
    Guys a WARNING for girls on Streammate. If you see a guy called "Patrick" block him, he will take you private, ask you to say Black Lives Matter (which I wholeheartedly agree with anyway) and then leave, giving you a 1 star rating.

    Real fricking weirdo.

    You've been warned
    what a weirdo. probably a lot of Patrick names but if it is under 3 minutes they will remove the 1 star no questions asked...

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    Idiot: Ohhh, you're so expensive! Are you insane? You're like a $2.99
    Me: This is how broke sounds
    Idiot: I am not broke dumbass, I have a shit ton of money, but I don't wanna pay your price
    Me: Aham, you say the same thing while drolling for a ferrari?
    Idiot: You're not a ferrari bitch
    Me: And you can't afford me bitch, if you even had 2.99 to spend, you'd be there already, jacking fast before the credits are ending

    *ban*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seductive_Brit View Post
    Guys a WARNING for girls on Streammate. If you see a guy called "Patrick" block him, he will take you private, ask you to say Black Lives Matter (which I wholeheartedly agree with anyway) and then leave, giving you a 1 star rating.

    Real fricking weirdo.

    You've been warned
    Whenever I have a guy who is feeding me lines to say like that I assume they're trying to record me and I refuse.

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