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    Quote Originally Posted by justanothercamgirl View Post
    Don't you know that 'the west coast' is a trademark of the United States? Only they are hip/smart enough to come up with something like calling a coastline on the west 'the west coast'. Canada could NEVER figure that out on its own.
    Silly Canadians, don't you know that we 'Muricans are always right about everything, and we're so much better? You kanucks and your silly igloos...

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    ^^ I get the whole ARE YOU FROM CALIFORNIA BB thing allll the time, despite the fact that my whole body is so white I'm almost translucent. Sometimes I say yes just for shits and giggles. Brb, my igloo is melting D:




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    I tell this guy i am from a certain city, made up location of course and he goes:
    "I'm a little freaked out about us being so close geographically - the more I think about it, the more I panic
    lol"
    " I think, maybe not such a good idea to be here
    lol
    it was lovely to talk with you though
    you are a teriffic woman"
    "Knowing my luck, you'll turn out to be my next girlfriends cousin or something, so I better get while the gettings good
    lol
    It was lovely to meet you though
    all the best
    bye
    xxxx"

    speechless here haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceFun View Post
    I tell this guy i am from a certain city, made up location of course and he goes:
    "I'm a little freaked out about us being so close geographically - the more I think about it, the more I panic
    lol"
    " I think, maybe not such a good idea to be here
    lol
    it was lovely to talk with you though
    you are a teriffic woman"
    "Knowing my luck, you'll turn out to be my next girlfriends cousin or something, so I better get while the gettings good
    lol
    It was lovely to meet you though
    all the best
    bye
    xxxx"

    speechless here haha
    I have a regular who told me he was giving up c2c with others cause he ended up doing it with one of his former eployees. He always does it in the office, because of his wife, and he has a really specific painting behind him. The girl recognized him told him and banned him. xD Although I'd never tell anyone I'd just ban them. He said he was suspicious because the girl announced her location, but he didn't remember her untill she told him and banned him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justanothercamgirl View Post
    I have been a camgirl long enough to know you just ain't going to win when it comes to the appearance game.


    EXACTLY!


    Just now on MFC, some asswipe said he loves my ass, but then he posted the *puke* emote cuz he said he hates my hair. I have shoulder-length, thick black hair that is my REAL hair. Yet if I had been wearing a weave, I bet some asshole would have a smart-ass remark about that too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justanothercamgirl View Post
    custie: Can you stand up?

    I was up and dancing when he asked me this question. d[ o_0 ]b

    LMFAO!


    This reminds me of the MFC morons who will type "Are you there? We can't see you, bb" when it clearly says "Model is in a private show." LOL!!!!!
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    Last night on Xpeeps

    "Show tits please."
    "Show tips please *smile* I'll flash for 50 tokens, like it says in the room topic"
    " I'm broke"
    "Oh no problem! It's super easy to add tokens and 50 is only five dollars!"
    "Yeah, but you need a bank account or a credit card to add tokens and I don't have any"

    *ban hammer*

    You just told me you're a freeloader of the highest order. You don't have money and you will never be able to add money. There's zero reason for me to ever allow you in my room.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


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    Sometimes I wish I could punch these people in their entitled little dicks...

    Another hour of in-and-outs and people with zero tokens PMing me just to chat, or ask me to view their cam (for free, of course). The tipping point was the zero-token Premium who came in and started talking about how he was having a shitty day. I give the "aw, I'm sorry" sort of responses, and then I have to reply to another PM, so I didn't respond immediately to his "Yeah, I just popped a pill to chill out." (Did I suddenly become Dr Phil without any sort of notification???) Since I didn't respond:

    Member: Oh, so you're just not going to respond to me now?
    Member: Even though I don't know you
    Me: *completely fed up at this point* I was responding to a PM, because I keep having guys who decide that they're going to try and start conversations without ever tipping me. I was GOING to start dancing, and then everyone decided that they needed to tell me about their day. I'm working, and I give preference to people who TIP.
    Member: I hate that in models.
    Me: What, that we're working, and that I want to work, not play therapist for people with no tokens who have no intention of ever tipping me? Fuck off.

    WTF. I am so freaking sick of the people who think that we're here to entertain them for free. Because obviously the world is full of nympho exhibitionists, and nothing makes us happier than working our asses off for free, and listening to a bunch of guys tell us how shitty their day has been. I don't automatically write off Premiums with no tokens, but goddammit, don't expect me to cater to you if you show no intention whatsoever of actually loading up and paying me.



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    It's annoying when a guy (who SEEMED to be cool at first) accuses you of being "paranoid" and "having too many rules" just because you refuse to give out your personal phone number, and just because you refuse to do public cum shows. *rolls eyes* I had to block one of my regulars on Twitter and MFC today, because I'm sick of his little remarks criticizing the way I do things on MFC.

    What also sucks is that lately quite a few of my regulars have been pissing me off with saying some really dumb, uncalled for shit. I guess some of these fuckwads think they can say/do whatever the fuck they want just because they're now "regulars." FUCK that. I don't care how much you've spent on me...you disrespect me, you get banned just like everyone else.
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    Xpeeps on PM
    Idiot: You are stunning!
    Me: thanks
    Idiot: Do a quickie
    Me: I work for tips so a quickie or slow one you have to tip for it!
    Idiot: Quickie then
    Banned!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    What's with the guys who come in saying they want SPH and then whine when you start doing it?

    "Hey bb!"
    "Hi there! What can I do for you tonight"
    "I need a little JOI."
    *giggle* "Well would you like me to be nice or mean about it?"
    "Be mean! I've got a tiny little penis and I fantasize about my girlfriend's sister!"
    "HAH! As if your girlfriend's sister would ever have you! She's probably half your age, you nasty pervert."
    "She's 23 and I'm 26."
    "Oh. Well she doesn't want to touch someone like you with a ten foot pole anyway. Family means something to some people. Plus you're disgusting."
    "She totally wants to be sexed up by me!"
    "No she doesn't. Not in a million years. No girl would ever let a tiny cock like yours near her."
    "She wants my cock in ALL her holes! She wants in in her hands right now."
    "Yeah I'm sure you'd lose your girlfriend were the unlikeliest of unlikely sex partners to pick you. YOU of all people."
    "She'd watch....or join"

    Another one:
    "Hey bb! I like SPH, see u do too."
    "Love it! Are you a tiny dick loser who needs to be put in his place?"
    "O yah. Strokin it right now."
    "HAH! That's a loose definition with you. You're probably using a thumb and forefinger."
    " I don't have a small dick. It's just FINE!"
    He leaves before I can ask him what he thinks SPH means

    Most recent one:
    "I want you to be as nasty as you can to me. I can take it. I deserve it"
    "You do, you fucking nasty pig."
    "Fuck you, whore! Who are you calling a nasty pig?"
    "Hey. You asked me to do that."
    "I know, it was good! Keep going!"
    I gather myself, "You're probably a shit human being because you've got a tiny cock."
    "My cock is just fine, it's your pussy that's a problem. Beef curtains and a wind sock!"
    "OI! NOT. COOL. If you want me to humiliate you, that's fine. This doesn't go both ways."
    "Sorry, sorry. I just got into it!"
    "If you're 'getting into it' then stroke your cock harder, don't insult me back. This is not an argument."
    "Sorry. Please keep going?"
    Deep calming breath, change positions, "You know that Yo Mamma joke about how the doctor slapped your mother when you were born? Well it was based on you! You're so ugly that even at birth the doctor could tell she should have had an abortion."
    "Fuck you whore! You're an ugly stupid slut on a cam site!"
    I sit down and smile, "Remember what I said? Only one of us can be insulting at one time. I'm not even playing. You're getting too upset about this. Is it really what you want or should we do something else?"
    The "starts typing" icon comes on for a few seconds, erases, writes, erases again and then he leaves.

    I don't get these guys and they make me mad. Why come in here and then fight me when I give you what YOU asked me to do? If what you want is to rebut someone who says you're a shitbox, go talk to your parents. It trips my shit out.

    I mean clearly this is some kind of Thing, the fighting back. Perhaps an offshoot of humiliation fetish? LOL, fighting back fetish? I guess my puzzlement and struggling to come up with the right insult to riff back off what he just said is part of the fetish, which is why they don't tell me that they're planning on fighting back? I can even understand the incest fantasists, but I can't understand this. Right up there with dog fucking. (got one of those last night, too. Kept the chatlog, next post!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    I think they have a fantasy about being dominated but in a softer way than u went, they not ready for the heavy thing i believe, this happens to me too, they come in asking to be treated like my slaves but if i go too hard on them they leave, they not comfy with harsh things being said yet they want us to play their fantasy. I think best is to do it in a softer manner or ask "How far i can go?". U see, they still men, EGO is stroking lol

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    Guy: hi i am Tom, I'd like my son Jacob to do a pvt with you OK? He needs to learn to cum. I'll leave now, it's just you and Jacob.
    hi i am jacob, my dad just left

    Oh god, I don't even know! SO glad I was immediately taken to private so I didn't have to think of a response!!!



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    it would be nice if there was some sort of special font for 'fantasy talk'

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    Quote Originally Posted by housewench View Post
    it would be nice if there was some sort of special font for 'fantasy talk'
    You know they'd use that more than they use the term "bb", even if they're not "fantasy" talking. I love the good customers who are actually aware of what it is they're doing, but the idiots never, ever learn. We're nothing more than interactive porn to those guys.



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    I wish I still had the chat transcript but it was Skype and I blocked him so I don't have it any more.

    He called me without IMing first. 100% of guys who don't see my status message, "I decline all calls if you don't IM first" and call immediately have been time wasters. Statistically. I've never had a one buy a show. At this point it interests me enough to keep IMing them and see if someone bucks the trend.

    I decline the call and tell him I'd love to have a show with him but we can't have a show until he makes payment. I tell him how much payment is and that if he wants a show right now he should buy an Amazon gift card. He says he wants 10 minutes, so I tell him the right amount, then where and how to get the card. A few minutes go by. I take off my makeup and turn out the cam light.

    "Ok, now what?" He types

    I tell him I need the code from the virtual gift card. He says there wasn't one. I tell him where it is. He says he didn't see that at all. I tell him it might be emailed to him. He says he'll look. I turn the light back on because he seems serious and genuinely confused, like someone who isn't too tech savvy.

    A few minutes go by. He tells me he has no email with anything from amazon, not even in his junk folder. He tries to call again. I decline again. He's mad now, "I got you the card. Why we don't have a show?" I tell him that I don't actually have the card and can't use it until he cuts and pastes the code to me. He goes into a big thing about how he can't understand how if he bought the card that I didn't get it. "They should know who I am giving it to!"

    He pastes the "my account" Amazon link to me, "See! There! In my account history! I bought it! You have it!"

    I tell him that the link goes to "my account" so it'll show whoever is logged in their own account.

    "No! I see my account"

    "Because you're logged in on your computer. I'm logged on in my computer so I see mine."

    He says he can see his account and he can see the gift card. Now he goes into a big long thing about how I scammed him and, "You know what? Just keep the card. It's your 'reward'. Thanks a lot." I know he never actually bought the card, but just in case I give him the link to "returns and refunds" and tell him that I never got the card so he can easily cancel the order and get his money back. He types a bunch of short, smug-sounding sentences about how I can just keep the card and he'll never be so stupid as to do that again.

    I tell him once again that I never got the card, I can't use it until I get the code and IF he really did buy a card he can cancel the order at any time and get his money back. I go to block him and right before I do he types this beauty

    "why people in America no trust anyone?"

    I rolled my eyes and went to bed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


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    I had someone come in and say something like "Ew, those are ugly fictures" (talking about my candle holders on the wall behind me). I ignored him. Then he says "Where did you get them, Wal-Mart" I kicked him. He comes back and is like, "Wow, I was just kidding. Didn't think you would get offended by it. They are nice fictures" I was not in the mood to explain that is wasn't the fact that he was making fun of my candle holders that got him kicked but the fact that there is a half naked girl in the middle of the screen and he's all about what is going on behind me. That tells me he has no intention of buying a show, so instead I sent back "fixtures". He's like, "Lol. Thanks" and leaves.


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    him: hi
    me: hello
    him: im a lesbo
    me: well I'm not into girls sweetie
    him: me too, you look so hot
    me: o.O I mean I'm straight, I love boys
    him: pull up shirt a lil and
    me: no
    him: oh my old man is here too, for him
    *kicked*
    *comes back*
    him: what was that?
    me: what?
    *blocked*

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    "Are you still with the father of the baby you're expecting?" Everytime someone ask me that question, it's an automatic ban. If the don't even bother to read my profile or to pay attention to my left hand (especially if I'm sucking my fingers), they're not worth my time and libido!





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    Not sure if this counts as shit I've heard, but shit I've seen

    Checking out rooms for how you ladies run your Gold Shows and I see this..

    fake GOLD.png

    I love when they send Gold like this actually.

    And another just cuz I found it funny

    bozo.jpg

    Oh yeah Bozo, you like that?
    all we have is here and now

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    I just had someone come into free chat and say-"all you women are the Antichrist!' lol! Then he said-"go to www.ihatewomen.com" WTF? he has SERIOUS issues with women.

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    Guest comes in my room saying, "Oh, I love pregnant girls."

    I'm not pregnant. I'm just thick.
    SOooo... let the dieting begin

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    STUPID ANNOYING SHIT I'VE HEARD ON TWITTER:

    Dumb Freeloader: wow you are so cute
    Me: Hehe, thanks!
    Dumb Freeloader: you so hot im gonna jerk off for u
    Me : lol... to my twitter picture? You'd have a much better time if it were in one of my shows, but whatever floats your boat bro
    Dumb Freeloader: Wanna see my cock?

    *FACEPALM*



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