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    Default Re: I quit smoking so now I need to relearn my hustle! Help!Approaching custies

    Go up, say hi, introduce yourself, ask how their night/day is going, and go from there. Get comfortable approaching them first without the crutch of having the automatic conversation starter, and then work on coming up with cute opening lines. What did you talk about after asking to borrow their lighter? Surely every customer didn't always ask you for a dance while handing you their lighter. Think about what you talked about then, and use it to get the conversation started.

    And congratulations on quitting smoking!

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    I'll walk up as sexily as I can (hips a-swaying), look them up and down as though I am undressing them with my eyes (actually I'm pretending that they are sexy and interesting men hiding in a fat loser-suit), bite my lip a little, and then introduce myself with a sultry smile. Then we start talking about their night, making sure they are having fun, is it a special occasion, etc etc..
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    Perhaps you can invest in those electronic cigs that blow water vapor and strike up a clever convo using it

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    Default Re: I quit smoking so now I need to relearn my hustle! Help!Approaching custies

    I often get a shot glass of water, put a lime on it to make it look like blanco tequila, and then go up to customers and go "Hey, would you cheers me? I hate drinking alone!" Similar kind of thing, not asking for a dance but a totally unrelated "favor". And super congrats on quitting smoking!!
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    I pretty much always try to open with a joke, & settle in next to them. I prefer to work in a way that entertains them so they WANT to know my namebefore tell them. They are often very taken with this approach & will either want a dance right away or give me a big smile & ask my name... which I'll only have to say once because if they laugh they are listening.
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    Default Re: I quit smoking so now I need to relearn my hustle! Help!Approaching custies

    ^ I might try throwing a few jokes in here and there as an opener. That's cute. My opener always seems to be " how is your night going " ect.

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    Have you considered working the "I just quit smoking, and have no outlet for my oral fixation" angle? Sure, it's not going to get the custies anywhere, but it's true and might get them thinking . . .

    If this is a really bad idea based on anyone's personal experience, please advise!

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    Default Re: I quit smoking so now I need to relearn my hustle! Help!Approaching custies

    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    I pretty much always try to open with a joke, & settle in next to them. I prefer to work in a way that entertains them so they WANT to know my namebefore tell them. They are often very taken with this approach & will either want a dance right away or give me a big smile & ask my name... which I'll only have to say once because if they laugh they are listening.
    Sorry for the t/j, and I think theres a new thread about this, but I think it'll help the OP too- what are some of your good opening joke lines? I also do the "hey hows your night" blah blah..and I definitely want to change it up. So far, I've got

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    What other stripper/sex related jokes do you guys have?

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