“Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." -- Lady Nancy Astor
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.” -- Winston Churchill





oh no its the cops! prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law, kids!
- superbad
either the wallpaper goes or i go
- oscar wilde on his deathbed
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FUCK YEAH finally retired after 6 years dancing!!
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"It's not what you say, it's what you do. And whatever you do, always do your best."





"Remember Sis there are only three types of people to our family. Family to protect. Bitches to sex up. And prey."





"Thrill me with your acumen". I have used that on my students when I send them to do work at the board. Unfortunately, I am now teaching students who were not born when Hannibal Lector said it in Silence of the Lambs so its lost on them.
"never trust a big butt and a smile"-- Bell Biv DeVoe
If you're in your twenties and aren't a liberal, you have no heart. If you're in you're forties and aren't a conservative, you have no brain - Winston Churchill
Dream of itchy bum, wake with smelly finger.





Lol ^ Ewwwwww




It's actually "Let's be bad guys", but good to see it.
Jayne Cobb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ9FuLpM8hg
ED E’ SUBITO SERA
Ognuno sta solo sul cuor della terra
trafitto da un raggio di sole:
ed è subito sera
--Salvatore Quasimodo--
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Its never to late to be what you want to be.





"Want. Take. Have."





"I've got to start eating at home more." Jeffrey Dahmer
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
I know this thread is old but here goes:
"In reality, prostitution is no different than providing any service for remuneration. If you have a job working for someone you prostitute yourself. It's just business. Keep "morality" out of it." --some internet guy.
"Trust few, love many and hump all."





"I take cash, debit or credit. I just don't take shit." (from someone on these forums)
-We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't.-
-A mind not to be corrupted by place or time. The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.-
-The pinup lifestyle goes hand in hand with the car culture," she said, taking a sip of a cosmopolitan. "It's how you carry yourself, your mannerisms. There's a formality that goes with it, how you dress, your makeup. There can be a Bettie Page style on the outside but there can even be inside core values. Family was huge. You stick together. You don't get up and divorce someone.-
-The '30s, '40s and '50s, even the '60s, that's when people were well groomed and they took pride in themselves," she said. "Then we got into the '70s and people got lazy. . . . It's just loose.-
-I will either find a way, or make one.-
"I only regret the times that I was too nice." - Anton Szandor LaVey
"How people see you is going to vary on how you let them see you. We all perform, and for different audiences we perform a different identity."
-I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.-
-When you lead a non-traditional life, don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.- Rebecca Avalon
-I believe things happen for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so that you eventually start to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.-
-If I can't be a good example, then I'll just have to be a horrible warning.-
"When people are hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate and the hate starts to change the world." - Alessa from Silent Hill
-If you focus on what you've left behind, you'll never be able to see what lies ahead.-
-Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stranger.-
-He who lives more lives than one, more deaths than one must die."-
-I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity.-
-The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you imagine it to be.-
- You never know how strong you really are, until being strong is the only choice you have.-
"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them." - Marilyn Monroe
-Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.-
"Everyone is a "salesperson". Whether they are monetarily compensated for their persuasion is up to the individual." - Rebecca Avalon
-My heart will forever be in my heels. All 7 inches of them.-
“There is a beast in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised.” ― Anton LaVey
"We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good. - Steven Wright
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.



''When God said 'Come forth for brains' it is obvious you went fifth.''
"There's man all over for you; blaming on his shoes the faults of his feet." - Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot
Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.



Whatever tempts or drives you strongly. Do it while youre young. If you wait until your older/mature or married, the ties that bind you may break when you finally follow your bliss





Beware of the young doctor and the old barber
- Benjamin Franklin
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Anonymous ones I find humorous...
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away... and you have their shoes.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.


"I cannot fiddle, but I can make a great state from a little city." - Themistocles, Athenian
A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something.
Life story of an introvert.
"I did it because it was fun - and fun is good" - Dr Seuss when asked why he had written all of his great books.
I've been waiting all night for someone like you........but, you'll have to do.
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