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    My breasts have been deformed since they started to grow. I was teased about it a lot growing up, and no bra will fit me right, no matter what i do. They used to be a lot worse, but since ive started drinking fennel seed tea (makes your breasts grow, clinically proven) they have filled out a bit and arent quite as severe. other than that i have an ideal stripper body, with an ass so nice i could be in rap videos. Anyways, my question is: will a strip club still hire me because of this? will i make any money? will i just be making a fool of myself for even considering showing these horrendous deformities on my chest to anyone?

    they look like the picture here, though with a little less breast tissue



    how gross are they? what do you guys think?
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    Default Re: deformed breasts

    how long have you been doing the fennel seed tea, & how often?

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    Without seeing a picture of you I don't know, but if you have a nice ass I wouldn't worry too much. I have seen some seriously strange looking breasts at strip clubs, but f the rest of your body is nice you will be fine.

    It sounds like they really bother you, so you could look into getting implants once you start working and making money if you'd like.
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    At the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, they don't even ask you to take your top off during the audition. Just walk down a hallway in a thong. It is all going to depend on the club, the type of audition, and the manager. It does seem to me though that guys just don't see imperfections in breasts the way other women do....
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    Quote Originally Posted by daniella_maria View Post
    how long have you been doing the fennel seed tea, & how often?
    only a month, but ive read that you have to continue drinking it consecutivley for 6 months in order to keep your results. They havent gone up in cup size just yet, but they are definetley more full. and its not just placebo! my boyfriend was the one who pointed it out to me and i didnt tell him i was doing anything to try and make them grow

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    do you have a link? I'm curious about this & would like to read up on it. As far as your boobs go, You could make great money, or it could totally suck; but you won't know until you try.

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    ^ You wont know until you try as DM mentioined. If you're confident.. Im sure you will do fine. Men are men, they love a naked body no matter what naked body it is, as long as you're cofident, then I wouldnt worry about it.

    Depends on the body and place.. Where I live we dont have auditions where you're naked or any of that. You walk in with your clothes and either get hired or not... So you wont know unless you try it out.. Each club is different

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    Tuberous breasts are not all that uncommon. I have seen a couple at the clubs. Really there are so many shapes and sizes of boobs, I don't think many customers would see it as a "deformity." Its more like 'variety.'

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    Men are pigs... They will from time to time insult even the most beautiful women. So if you are confident and think you can handle the random rude comment here and there, then go for it. If you are really sensitive about them, then it will only make matters worse. I agree with the other girls, there are all sorts of boobs in the club.

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    There's a girl with boobs like those in my club. She has a tiny body, nice bubble butt and is young and blonde. She makes bank. Don't worry about it.

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    The reality is, sad or otherwise that these days and this is not a new thing there are plenty of clubs that if you show up and are willing to pay the stage fee they will "hire you"

    Wheter you make any money past that for them (or yourself) they pretty much do not care.

    30 dancers paying 100 bucks a night is 3 grand, per year you do the math , they are making a million bucks a year before they have sold one drink, regular or "dancer" got a cut of one dance or VIP room visit, collected one cover charge, just that one income source.

    If you want to work there is for you to decide.

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    I don't think you're deformed or anything. Boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and guys don't seem to care.

    I will say though, do not strip if you are insecure. Some guys are like freakin sharks, they enjoy hurting beautiful women, and are excellent at pinpointing a girl's insecurity.

    One girl at my club was a stunner with a flawless body, but she obsessed over her "fat legs". Somehow the guys could tell she was shy about them, and made fun of her terribly till she cried.

    Unless you have a tough skin and can take some crap from jerks, don't submit yourself to it.

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    If you're not happy with them don't strip until you are. Whether that's just accepting them yourself or whether its a BA, like said before, clubs attract some really cruel men and if you show weakness they will pick up on it. There's nothing wrong with them at all - men like boobs, they like variety - that's why they're there instead of at home with their wives of girlfriends. So if you're happy with them, I don't see any reason why you can't bank.

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    One of the top earners at my first club had boobs kind of like that, but she had had a kid, so they had extra skin and basically no breast tissue. Besides that, her body was amazing, like totally toned with little body fat, but when it came down to it, she was a hustler and that's what really made her money.

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    There's a girl with breasts like that at my club, and she does fine. Like everyone else has said, you have to own it. But your boobs are only one part of the whole package... at the club, men will be looking at your face, your boobs, your butt, your legs, your hair, your costume... it's really the overall picture that they want.

    If you want to try it out, then go for it. : ) You'll probably get hired, since you sound like you're in good shape. If you don't like it, you don't have to work there. At the very least, you'll come home with a little more money in your pocket.

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    When I cam into this thread I thought you may have had one boob bigger than the other. Nothing wierd about a pair of puffies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kandie_kitten View Post
    I don't think you're deformed or anything. Boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and guys don't seem to care.

    I will say though, do not strip if you are insecure. Some guys are like freakin sharks, they enjoy hurting beautiful women, and are excellent at pinpointing a girl's insecurity.

    One girl at my club was a stunner with a flawless body, but she obsessed over her "fat legs". Somehow the guys could tell she was shy about them, and made fun of her terribly till she cried.

    Unless you have a tough skin and can take some crap from jerks, don't submit yourself to it.
    I hate the morons that are just there to insult women and try to make some girl degrade herself. I do agree that most men just like boobs, exact size and shape don't seem to be as important. Plus, club lighting and alcohol make us all better looking than we actually are.
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    I'm brand new to this site (I joined about an hour ago) and I'm considering trying to work at a club. I have the same deformity. I know exactly how you feel. I didn't even know it was considered a deformity until just about 2 months ago. That made me a little more sensitive about it.
    I'm very confident that I am beautiful and I know that some men absolutely LOVE my breasts but I'm scared of the crowd reaction in a club. I used to do private in home masturbation shows for $150/hr but those guys knew what I looked like ahead of time.
    I have spent my fair share of time in strip clubs and I have seen drunken assholes heckling girls just for having small breasts, I can't imagine how they will act when they see small, oddly shaped and lop-sided ones. I think these women are right, if you are real insecure about them, don't let it show.
    By the way, you can't just get a boob job. You would have to have a corrective procedure followed by implants. The cost is at least 3 times that of a normal breast augmentation.
    I'm very scared but I really want to try it and I REALLY want to make the money. I'm not even lucky enough to have the ghetto booty like you. If you do get a job stripping I wish you would share with me how it goes. Maybe give me a boost of confidence?
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    To the OP: looks like your breasts are tuberous. I have 'em too. I had a BA when I was 17, so I've never danced with them, but there are about 3 girls at my club who have tuberous breasts and they do fine. Not top earners - but moderate ones.

    I wouldn't let it stop you from dancing - men will just assume that you have smallish breasts with 'puffy' nipples (which apparently is a very desired thing in women.... I had no idea men liked them so much until I started dancing and heard all the girls with puffy nipples getting tons of compliments.). If you want, get a BA after you dance for a while to correct your deformity, but if you're comfortable with it you can leave it be. Like I said, I've seen more than one dancer with tubrous breasts dance and do fine, and be totally comfortable with their bodies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outloud View Post
    I'm brand new to this site (I joined about an hour ago) and I'm considering trying to work at a club. I have the same deformity. I know exactly how you feel. I didn't even know it was considered a deformity until just about 2 months ago. That made me a little more sensitive about it.
    I'm very confident that I am beautiful and I know that some men absolutely LOVE my breasts but I'm scared of the crowd reaction in a club. I used to do private in home masturbation shows for $150/hr but those guys knew what I looked like ahead of time.
    I have spent my fair share of time in strip clubs and I have seen drunken assholes heckling girls just for having small breasts, I can't imagine how they will act when they see small, oddly shaped and lop-sided ones. I think these women are right, if you are real insecure about them, don't let it show.
    By the way, you can't just get a boob job. You would have to have a corrective procedure followed by implants. The cost is at least 3 times that of a normal breast augmentation.
    I'm very scared but I really want to try it and I REALLY want to make the money. I'm not even lucky enough to have the ghetto booty like you. If you do get a job stripping I wish you would share with me how it goes. Maybe give me a boost of confidence?
    Also, I must have gotten brain damage from sitting here cause I CANNOT figure out how to post a new thread. The tour said there was a button but I don't see it anywhere. Can anyone help me?!
    Not....really true on that count. I had a BA with a Benelli lift (breast lift around the nipple) and the underlying tissue scored, and the pocket re-adjusted (which is usually the 'corrective' aspect of the surgery) for less than $5,000 in Florida. I've since discovered 2 other surgeons who would do the same procedure for close to the same price and do a better job. It doesn't cost 3-times as much as a BA, maybe $1500 more.

    My results are good. I wouldn't say great, but my breasts look really, REALLY natural. Other girls I dance with think they're real. I have to convince them they're fake.

    Take heart, it's not that expensive to get them 'fixed'. Two to three months of hard work and savings should get you some new boobies if you really want them.

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    Is this really a deformity? I've seen lots of dancers with boobs like that. They all did dances and made money just like everyone else. I don't think you have anything to worry about.
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    agreed, i've seen some crazy looking titties. you'll be fine! just don't let anyone make you cry over it, guys say nasty things about even the most perfect female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    I wouldn't let it stop you from dancing - men will just assume that you have smallish breasts with 'puffy' nipples (which apparently is a very desired thing in women.... I had no idea men liked them so much until I started dancing and heard all the girls with puffy nipples getting tons of compliments.).
    I used to work at a dungeon with a girl who had "puffy nipples" on tuberous breasts. She made insane money (well, insane for that dungeon anyways) purely off her boobs size and nipple shape.

    I vote rock 'em, its not your boobs or your ass or any part that makes you in the adult industry.

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