I remember the first time I went into a strip club, I probably acted like the biggest asshole and didnt even realize! lol i just didnt know the rules though. But I think for women who are new to SC's theres a whole preconcieved notion that the floor show should be a whole big production! I was totally expecting like demi moore 'striptease' style costume/ dance routine the whole shebang, like in movies! Now that I know better its like all that for whatever people leave at the tip rail? Hahaha... Seriously tho maybe there shld be some kind of training video or pamphlet for first time customers? Thatd be funny as hell![]()




lol hell yeah
'To all first time female customers
If you are not wearing underwear - please leave now
If you are with your boyfriend, don't get pissy when he wants to see boobs
Please do not think you are better on the pole than the girls who have been doing it for years
Please do not attempt to get on stage and strip
Keep your negative opinions to yourself!'
''I love fake boobs''
''They're not fake! I grew them myself!''





Ugh, I dunno what is up but all this week/weekend was a surge of non stripper vaginas. they were the annoying, cackling hyena shit talking types that I wanted to stab in the eyesocket with my stiletto.
I don't even bother approaching them. fuck those bitches!
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest



For clubs that allow/encourage customer chicks onstage just roll with it and be like me. In Mtown clubs would give girls drinks and let em get onstage and dance with house girls. Customers love seeing rookies and are tip heavy. It's crazy because they sit at the rail and talk mad trash then get onstage and nude before the song is even over. I used to let them strip down stay up there my whole set and encourage them. Even better money for me because I'm still working for tips. When songs ends get bucket for all the cash and take her and bucket in the back.
Count up all the $ while she's getting dressed or let her help you. When you're done and she goes "I can't believe I made that much $" let her know she didn't cause she doesn't work there and it was your stage. Give her $5 to buy herself another drink, say thanks while you escort her back out the dressing room. I can't remember how many times I did that and never had a manager tell me I was wrong. I had one tell girls they could pay $40 tipout and start if she wanted half that $ from stage. Only ever had one taker and she turned into an awesome dancer.
Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.
So Fine Divyne - that is soooooooo effing funny. if i was that girl i'd be dumbstruck.
i shared the stage with an amateur one time and split it with her. it wasn't much, but she was thrilld. we split like $200 or something, gave the dj $25. i would have felt really bad if i kept it all. but then again it was my idea that she go up, not the club's.
i like women customers sometimes. they go to my stage and put down big billz. i don't really like giving women lapdances though, for whatever reason, so i don't even push it. if they want one they'll have to ask me.
"I'm teaching fools some basic rules. / I believe in the Golden Rule. The man with the gold rules. / I made a little money.
And like the Bible says, I was enjoying the fruits of my labor. This is my comeback. This is me doing what I love to do." -- Mr. T
"In the street I am my divine self. In the club I am a stripper, portraying a fantasy.
That's not to say anybody can do or say anything to me but it's acting. Playing a role. That simple." -- Pure![]()
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I agree. The women customers typically piss me off. Most of them think they are so cool for going to a fucking strip club, and all they do is sit there, judging and being little bitches. And they expect circus act acrobatics on the pole. For a dollar. Irritating.
Awww, I feel bad reading this! I have actually been thinking about bar tending at a club so I went one night w/ my Hubby, Cousin & few other males. Ladies I think it's the bad rap that "dirty" strippers get that creates a stereo type for all of us gf's/wives that have never been to a SC! I had a great time! Drank way too much, tipped WELL & stumbled out the club! Lmao! I think for me, I didn't tip every girl! Some were really entertaining while others thought they should be tipped just b/c they made their booty clap! Hell, I can make my booty clap too! Nothing extraordinary! Lol! But the majority of the girls were good sports! Not something I'd do every weekend, but I'd def go again! It's a matter of females being secure w/ themselves & over looking the "illusion or fantasy" that strippers/dancers create! It's all about $$$! All strippers don't want your man HOWEVER they do want his cash! I'm from Jersey & it's becoming somewhat of a trend. At the end of the day it is a job & I know if a bitch came into my office harassing or demeaning me I might have to resist the urge to snatch her out her seat too! ;-)




normally I'm not very vindictive, especially not to customers, but one night this lady just pissed me off so bad. I was walking past this couple on stage and the guy puts down a 5 dollar bill in front of the woman for me. she starts SCREAMING "NO I WANT THE BLONDE GIRL I WANT THE BLONDE GIRL" so I scoff and keep walking. when I got off stage I see her walking into the bathroom. I grab a seat next to a regular customer who just so happens to be sitting in a seat opposite the bathroom. I chat him up for a minute or two and when she walks out I stared her down HARD. her whole face turned bright red and she scuttled off to her husband. my next stage set, he puts down a few bucks so I snatch them immediately and dance for him as sexily as I can, smile constantly at him, stare him into a trance, and COMPLETELY ignore the woman. that bitch did not leave with a shred of confidence that night.





Saturday we had a guy come in with about 400llbs of combined fun. They proceeded to make out and disrobe in the couch dance room. Everyone was congregated around the monitors staring. It was like a bad car accident that we couldn't look away from.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest



slut it out responsibly and don't forget to smile while you're whoring out!!
Glitter is like herpes that shit never goes away!
Nothing has turned out the way I planned.
And I am thankful for every minute of it!
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What I hate most from female customers is the presumptuous attitude. If you happen to be much hotter than them, they refuse to return your greeting. I'm a handshaker, and most women either give you the ultra-limp "Don't touch me" shake or try to crush your hand.
I find it's fun to confront them, especially if they're trashtalking girls that are on stage. "You know, I was up there reading your lips. No, you couldn't do that move if you wanted to."
Although, if you can win over the female of a couple you will clear them out. The woman controls the money. Talk to her, ignore the guy unless she turns your attention there and generally be the best friend. If your club only has a staff ladies' room, you can get in good with them in the loo. I like to have conversations with girls in the stall when they don't know who's talking to them. Then when they step out they're like, "OMG, it's you! I saw you on stage! Teehee!"
Add: Women are so much more grabby than men.




Women ARE way more grabby. I hate that. It's like they feel entitled to be dirty because they are women? I don't get it. I had a particularly dirty lesbian the other night that I pretty much had to manhandle. Then she kept saying stuff like "you can't handle me" and "you couldn't fuck me the way I could fuck you." Then she got all pissy when I wouldn't let her grab my pussy.... GLAD I got my money up front with that bitch. I walked.


I think we as dancers have to change our attitude, most of us are way too nice to them and that's why they keep coming back...
I used to work in a club where we were getting tired of females in the club too, so we all agreed to completely ignore them and give them nasty looks,, and slowly but surely they stopped coming in, or if they did they would leave pretty soon after realizing that they were NOT WELCOMEthere; Ahh..If only that could happen in vegas...We would all do so much better.





What I notice is clubs that have a more party atmosphere have more women esp young women. I don't like young women but I like older married couples they're usually more laid back. Young female customers r too insecure or catty usually





I personally go out with groups of bisexual women & their husbands who pop bottles, rent out the rooms, & basically spend a lot of serious money at strip club on dancers so I don't see how discriminating against female customers profits you personally in any way. Dancers who walk away from our table assuming things only miss out on ez money they could of made. Money that alot of the other male customers around us were not spending the way we do as the men in our group are generally well to do & their bisexual wives are kept trophy wives who are there to spend for the time & attention of dancers to entertain them.
Yes there are bad female customers I wouldn't deal with, but same could be said for many of the guys who have no business wasting a stripper's time.
I personally do well off of female customers & couples as I do with male customers.
However when I go as a custie it's always with money & strippers where I go love me unless they are homophobic or just discount all female customers which I just see as their lost becuz I know the dealio as a dancer & I make sure to treat dancers well.
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