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    So I think that the end of our industry is near LOL. We got a new hire today and the bitch has NO teeth whatsoever!

    OMG! Anyone have any more horror stories?
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    Default Re: Minimal requirements to be a stripper (apparently not!)

    Sigh... new fetish?

    WAIT - I've got it....

    She's planning to make "painless extras" her specialty!

    Seriously though... hopefully she's nice.
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    Maybe she has falsies which she slips in for special occassions?
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    A wise man once said "A strip club is only as good as it's worst stripper".

    Unfortunately, that's not good for my club. They hired some girls like (literally) 20 years ago, and they are so damn loyal to the club that they just won't leave and the club won't fire them because they're like family. I seriously think that like 3 of these girls don't even make money at the club, they just come to talk to their friends. One of them (bless her heart, she's such a nice person) had what I can only assume was a botched silicone ass injection job so she has discolored and raised skin on the outter round parts of both her butt cheeks..... and the kicker is that they glow under the black lights. Her face is also really droopy, like that investigator dog cartoon from the early 90's and she's always drinking so she looks like an alcoholic bloodhound with glowing patches on her ass all the time. She's a sight to see, but she's really a sweetheart. I feel bad as I type this about her lol.

    Her buddies, the other dancers that have been there since the dawn of time, they aren't so nice so I'll be honest about them. They all look like hippos. One of them wears the same damn outfit everyyyyyy day. And she works there everyyyy day. Don't try to sell me a dream and tell me she washes that nasty thing after every shift. She also has the world's nastiest boob job. Her boobs literally look like squares and there is enough space in between them to fit 2 more square boobs. She makes them jump sometimes like how muscular men do and it makes my stomach turn. Nasty outfit girl's partner in crime is also a sight for sore eyes. Her teeth protrude out in layers like a blooming onion from The Outback. Her feet, oh for the love of God her feet. Her toes for one are allllll corns. I mean big corns, the type that disfigure shoes. Her heels, sweet baby Jesus her heels, they look like a "Before" picture in a Ped Egg infomercial. I've never seen so many cracks, so much flaking skin, and so much ash all in one place. And her feet as a whole? Well they're like a size 12 in mens. They also stick outwards like a duck. Her physique is comparable to anyone of the starting linemen on the New York Jets. Her back is so wide it looks like she can bench 350, except that she's no muscle, just jiggle. I have no idea how she got hired at the club because I can't ever imagine a point in her timeline of life where she was attractive. If they must keep her at the club, the least they could do is make her a bouncer.
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    Default Re: Minimal requirements to be a stripper (apparently not!)

    We got a new hire today and the bitch has NO teeth whatsoever!

    OMG! Anyone have any more horror stories?
    When I first started dancing in the 90's, the top earning dancer in my first club was a girl who was stunningly beautiful from a physical standpoint except for the fact that she had no teeth. Indeed, once I figured out what was really going on, it turned out that her major income producer was in fact giving 'painless extras' !!! Actually quite a few of her 'customers' were drawn to the 'uniqueness' of the experience !

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    Default Re: Minimal requirements to be a stripper (apparently not!)

    Duringa recession everyone thinks they can dance. The managers need to quit hiring girls that arent attractive to customers and suck.

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    Default Re: Minimal requirements to be a stripper (apparently not!)

    I once walked into a strip club in new jersey and there was women so old that one a whole head of white hair. I was like wtf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    When I first started dancing in the 90's, the top earning dancer in my first club was a girl who was stunningly beautiful from a physical standpoint except for the fact that she had no teeth. Indeed, once I figured out what was really going on, it turned out that her major income producer was in fact giving 'painless extras' !!! Actually quite a few of her 'customers' were drawn to the 'uniqueness' of the experience !
    LOL Thanks for qualifying my thoughts! I really am not mean... but you never know what people have "up their sleeve" so to speak. I'm glad someone else has actually seen this happen though... makes me feel better about thinking it might be a possibility!
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    Just got off. Toothless wonder didn't do shit today. She left first then this Mexican left 2 mins later.

    Guess he wanted a gum job.

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    OMG! What's really messed up is my club just hires whoever walks in the door and lets them make a fool of themselves and eventually tire out and leave on their own because they can't cut it. What a joke, but it's not my place or job to give these girls a reality check.

    The club is just out for profit. They don't care who's paying them anymore these days just as long as they're not breaking any major rules that will get them shut down.

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    I havent seen toothless but I do know of one girl we have lovingly named "retard stripper" and I accidently looked at her vagina one day... lets just say it reminded me of the blue waffle website. It wasnt diseased per se but just as ugly...

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    The club I dance is very low key, and there's a little bit of everything. One of the dancers is very hefty; she weights the same as I do (164), but she's shorter than me and has no muscular mass; so instead of having killer biceps, she has a gut that kills. Plus, her face is very ugly; however, she's really good as a dancer (which is actually very funny).

    Then there's this other one who reminded me to the one Lexy described; a very veteran dancer who's been there forever. She can barely dance, but she does lots of extras.





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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    So I think that the end of our industry is near LOL. We got a new hire today and the bitch has NO teeth whatsoever!

    OMG! Anyone have any more horror stories?
    Are you goddammit fucking serious???? OMG penises suck! (or suck penis. I don't know anymore.)

    Hmmm maybe if i had fewer teeth, one eye, or missing a limb I'd have more luck gweting hired as a dancer.


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    I once did an entertainment kind of event where these two girls showed up to mud wrestle and one of them had no teeth. Her name was (I kid you not) Lucky and I later found out that she was hired for this event just to give blowjobs afterwards. Makes me feel warm knowing that (not). I was hired to dance and couldn't figure out why the guys were excited to see a normal looking stripper.

    Unfortunately there's always been uglies in the clubs, especially lower class dives. I briefly worked in this strip club where the joke was you had to be obese and over 50 to work at. There was one dancer who was drugged and would get on stage and swing her arms while "dancing". There was another one who was also stoned and would get on stage with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle in the other and usually fell off stage. She would also approach other dancers in the dressing room asking them to eat her out. Then there was this very large girl (probably 300 easily around 5'4) who would jump on the stage and broke it a few times. I can actually laugh about these dancers now.

    Another club I worked at generally had attractive dancers but one of the managers got greedy and hired anything that walked in the door. The other manager was concerned about the club and would only hire 9's and 10's (this one hired me). One day I get to work and there is a bunch of obese dancers. I am not talking large as in large butt/boobs/hips. This type made money at this club as long as they were hot. I'm talking a bunch of women with huge stomachs and rolls of cellulite on them. One woman was named Jiggles and she would actually get on stage and roll her stomach to songs. I ended up quitting this club because at one point there was literally all these fat women and the guys would see the fat women (I was usually giving private dances) and leave.

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    either meth or her boyfriend kicked her teeth out (it happens in our industry) maybe one of her goals is to get new teeth?

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    ^^^ OMG, Where the heck have you been?! I haven't seen you post in ages!
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    taking care of my little guy and working a lot.

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    ^^^ @ Diamond? One of my friends started there a few months ago, veteran dancer, long haired brunette, sort of tom boyish (the type that can get away burping at the bar but she looks like such a lady that no one suspects it was her), with implants.
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    i do work at diamond. im not sure who that is, do you know her stage name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    When I first started dancing in the 90's, the top earning dancer in my first club was a girl who was stunningly beautiful from a physical standpoint except for the fact that she had no teeth. Indeed, once I figured out what was really going on, it turned out that her major income producer was in fact giving 'painless extras' !!! Actually quite a few of her 'customers' were drawn to the 'uniqueness' of the experience !
    so, i gotta ask, how did she manage to have no teeth? drugs, bad health, pimp who kicked them out, what? and i hope she actually got paid extra for her extras.

    Quote Originally Posted by BeBe View Post
    OMG! What's really messed up is my club just hires whoever walks in the door and lets them make a fool of themselves and eventually tire out and leave on their own because they can't cut it. What a joke, but it's not my place or job to give these girls a reality check.

    The club is just out for profit. They don't care who's paying them anymore these days just as long as they're not breaking any major rules that will get them shut down.
    i've worked at a club where they'd do that, except that those girls could bank because they were whores. and it would ruin business for the rest of us because guys came in expecting it. even the hot extras girls didn't make as much as the fuggos. from what i can tell, the club raised it's standards since and now only hires hot hos.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    I havent seen toothless but I do know of one girl we have lovingly named "retard stripper" and I accidently looked at her vagina one day... lets just say it reminded me of the blue waffle website. It wasnt diseased per se but just as ugly...
    i've worked with a girl i highly suspect had down syndrome. same club.
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    o, i gotta ask, how did she manage to have no teeth? drugs, bad health, pimp who kicked them out, what? and i hope she actually got paid extra for her extras.
    While I can't swear to this, I'd vote 'door number one'. This also probably explains why she 'needed' to perform 'painless extras' so often ( and yes she was paid well for her 'unique' services LOL ). Also, if it matters, this dancer did have a very good looking set of dentures ... which she would deliberately take out prior to hitting the stage / VIP room, and put back in again at the end of her shift !

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    oh wow...

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    I try to be nice most of the time, since I'm one of those girls who most other dances think shouldn't be allowed to dance (at least, they think it initially), but I've seen some real uggers on stage. And some really, really old dancers who don't look after themselves. If your ass is sagging in your 20's = work out. If your ass is sagging in your 50's = quit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmyLynne View Post
    Duringa recession everyone thinks they can dance. The managers need to quit hiring girls that arent attractive to customers and suck.
    Agreed agreed agreed!!! I see so many new girls that come in the door because they need more money and think its an easy ride, and management just lets ANYONE in.

    We have a few of the "loyals" - older, generally getting bigger, skin getting saggier, drinking getting heavier....but you can't feel too bad, because if they've been around for ten years, well, management should be a little loyal. (Nothing worse than being suspended for having one bloated day!!)

    HOWEVER, we also have some horrors...girls with greasy, matted hair, no makeup (and not in the naturally stunning way), church shoes...and the worst is the FAT. I'm all for loving your body, but I'm also a fan of working on yourself until there is something to be proud of.

    Remember when you had to be a size 10 (UK, US size 6) or smaller, with your hair, nails and makeup done flawlessly? When you couldn't have a stray hair or chipped pedi? I miss the days when being a stripper meant something about how you looked.
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    Now I'm worried.. I might be alittle on the big side.. But I know how to dance and I hope to slim down... I always keep my hair clean, nice nails, and makeup in place.. But I might be alittle sore today.. I was turn down cause I was too fat.. After he said that he hired a girl that is at least 50 pounds heavier than me.. But the bouncer told me to come back on on a Wednesday cause the manager on today only hires girls with implants larger than size D.

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