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    Just wondering if you notice what a customer is packing or do you just not pay attention?

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    Packing what? A gun? A sack lunch?

    Are you talking about his Dick? Lol.

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    I don't notice. I make a mental note not to notice.

    If you're asking because you want to get your jollies off thinking that the stripper who's dancing for you is admiring your huge cock through your jeans then you're in for a let down. I don't know of any dancer who has admired the size of a guys dick when she's dancing for him.

    On the off chance I ever do feel an errection, I usually think something along the lines of "Ugh, pathetic".

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    I notice if they are particularly large, which most guys aren't. I also notice if they are exceptionaly small. I remember one guy I danced for when I lived in l.a. who's dick was the size of a chapstick. No joke.

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    Hell yeah I notice! I love a big thick one that you know is gonna have a nice big wad coming out of it!



    ... we're talking wallets, right?


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    It has never occurred to me to care how big a customer's dick is. As all the other ladies in thread have said, all I care about is his wallet. If he's tipping well and being respectful, that's all I notice.

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    im repulsed by the thought of a custies cock. srsly. complete mental block, don't care how big it is. ew

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    If its a hot Scot in a kilt damn right I notice. I've had 3 of those., I fucked 2 of em. I've also danced for a midget with a 10 inch cock. That was hard NOT to notice.
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    Occasionally I get a Mexican whipping their dick out on me. I tell him "Lo siento no tienes mis antejos"
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    If its a hot Scot in a kilt damn right I notice. I've had 3 of those., I fucked 2 of em. I've also danced for a midget with a 10 inch cock. That was hard NOT to notice.
    You making me hate the weather more.. I love seeing sexy men in kilts... Especially fit and big ones in kilts..

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    Quote Originally Posted by kustom View Post
    Just wondering if you notice what a customer is packing or do you just not pay attention?

    Oh yeeeaaaahhhhh.... all the dancers LOVE the giant cameltoe that I'm packin'!

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    I want the Cougar one!! Bottle opener ftw

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    ^ hahahahah lopaw

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    On the off chance I ever do feel an errection, I usually think something along the lines of "Ugh, pathetic".
    It's pathetic if a customer sports an erection during a lapdance? Seriously?
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    ^^ I don't think its "pathetic" per se....I just try not to notice! Luckily, I work in a no-contact club...no more twitchy pants for me!! : )

    One story needs mentioning though - last month, I was dancing for this very unassuming-looking guy, and as I'm dancing between his legs, my thigh naturally brushes his. Except it wasn't his thigh!! This guy had possibly the biggest dick I've ever been aware of...the thing was halfway to his knee!! I kept trying to avoid touching it - it was so freakishly huge it just wierded me out....and then after I was upstairs cashing out and just couldn't stop laughing about it - surprised the hell outta me! What does this guy do when its summer time????? See the thing poking out of shorts???? AAACK!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    I don't know of any dancer who has admired the size of a guys dick when she's dancing for him.
    You mean the comments dancers used to make when I did dances with them weren't sincere? LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    On the off chance I ever do feel an errection, I usually think something along the lines of "Ugh, pathetic".
    Don't work in RI then. Not getting one around here is more likely to get the girl's attention.
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    I feel left out because I haven't seen most of my customer's cocks. The few that I've seen (when they pulled it out) are ones I wish I hadn't.

    However, I'd probably notice if he was packing a huge

    gun.

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    I try not to notice. If a guy thinks an erection is going to turn me into some sex-crazed fantasy stripper, he's serious delusional. I have accidentally brushed across them before with my leg and Im not going to remember one customers hard on from the other. Same when guys try to whip it out. I am not going to remember your dick. Your one of the several hard ons, and your just another customer. I am sober at work, but seriously if a guy makes a big deal about how big he is, I try to hurry the conversation along b/c I hear it every night. It doesnt impress me when a customer talks about how big he is. Sorry for the rant but I had a guy the other week who had a hard on and wanted me to grind on him long enough to get him off for a "big" $10 tip. I gave him the most innocent looking air dance. Just kind of bopped in place for him
    Can I recall if he was big/small? No

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    thanks for all the replys I am allways curios what is going on in a ladies head it i usually not what us guys hope it is.

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    No, I don't notice really at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManyRoses View Post
    ^^ I don't think its "pathetic" per se....I just try not to notice! Luckily, I work in a no-contact club...no more twitchy pants for me!! : )

    One story needs mentioning though - last month, I was dancing for this very unassuming-looking guy, and as I'm dancing between his legs, my thigh naturally brushes his. Except it wasn't his thigh!! This guy had possibly the biggest dick I've ever been aware of...the thing was halfway to his knee!! I kept trying to avoid touching it - it was so freakishly huge it just wierded me out....and then after I was upstairs cashing out and just couldn't stop laughing about it - surprised the hell outta me! What does this guy do when its summer time????? See the thing poking out of shorts???? AAACK!! LOL
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    My experience - all but a few dancers have commented if they DON'T feel an erection, several actually made a production of it/been "offended". Only a couple have ever said anything about when I did get wood - and all but 2 of those were dancers that were into me and wanted to fuck me anyway, so it had less to do with whether they noticed it in the dance and more to do with a way to take the conversation that direction as near as I can tell, lol. The only ones that have ever made an "innocent" comment about my erection (and as stated above, it stands out because there have only ever been 2) made statements along the lines of "good to know I'm doing my job well".

    I get all the down and dirty and all the stories from MM, our gf's, and our close friends. Some girls notice a big one, very few care. All of them will NOTICE a particularly huge one, none of them seem to care beyond a "damn it was like up to his belly button" comment and a laugh.

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    I think women who dance for a while in heavy contact clubs probably have more of a sense of humor about erections and even the occasional non-extras-induced ejaculation. In fact, some view causing either as a form of job security! By the same token girls who work in air dance or no-grind clubs are more likely to have the "eeeeewwww!" reaction

    As far as whether or not they notice the size of it? It doesn't really matter. If they say anything to you it's going to be a comment about how big it is even if you are hung like a field mouse.
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    The only time I go to a strip venue is to pick up a few dancers I've known for years - I guess you could categorise me as a driver (in the UK sense).

    A lot of the venues I go to a 'walk around' - i.e. they're a pub that puts on dancers. It's a floor show in that the dancer strips as she walks around the pub. As such its easy for a dancer to make physical contact as she wishes.

    Most of the dancers know me - and know I'm purely in the pub to pick up a girl. A few know they can cause me to have an erection and make a point of briefly brushing against it.

    I've never thought that their motive for going this is strictly sexual - instead I think their motive is 'validation'. "Phil finds me attractive and therefore he gets an erection". Their motive is reassurance that they've got a good figure and not because they're getting a sexual kick out of it.

    For them it seems to be an ego boost and not a turn on:maybe the dancer's equivalent of a comfort blanket.

    And it's only a few dancers from the many that do it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by daniella_maria View Post
    I notice if they are particularly large, which most guys aren't. I also notice if they are exceptionaly small. I remember one guy I danced for when I lived in l.a. who's dick was the size of a chapstick. No joke.
    yep. it always makes me uncomfortable dealing with a guy who ends up having a little dick. if it's big, you can comment on it. and if it's average, well, you can at least comment about it being hard. but if it's small, what do i say?

    Quote Originally Posted by kustom View Post
    thanks for all the replys I am allways curios what is going on in a ladies head it i usually not what us guys hope it is.
    lol. what were you hoping? that we'd all be so turned on we'd demand he come back to our place later for sex? most of the guys i've fucked have had big cocks. it's surprisingly easy to find them. i've never even tried, really. they find me.

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I think women who dance for a while in heavy contact clubs probably have more of a sense of humor about erections and even the occasional non-extras-induced ejaculation. In fact, some view causing either as a form of job security! By the same token girls who work in air dance or no-grind clubs are more likely to have the "eeeeewwww!" reaction

    As far as whether or not they notice the size of it? It doesn't really matter. If they say anything to you it's going to be a comment about how big it is even if you are hung like a field mouse.
    yeah, i'm pretty chill about feeling a hard on. hell, i'm pretty chill about a guy cumming in his pants, provided it doesn't soak through so fast that i spend the rest of my shift with the smell of jizz stuck on my butt. it's so hard to get that smell to go away. totally kills my money.

    i wish i had the balls to tell a guy with a teensy dick how sexy his big cock was. i'd laugh so hard if i tried that.
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