...in real life.
Mine is, 'If I'm not back in 10 minutes, call the cops.'
Not that I was in any danger, but you never know. I'm betting we can collect some good ones.





...in real life.
Mine is, 'If I'm not back in 10 minutes, call the cops.'
Not that I was in any danger, but you never know. I'm betting we can collect some good ones.
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You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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"Your cock is so beautiful" Boogie nights
"Here's looking at you kid" Casablanca
"Who you fuck is your business and I'm not making it mine" Showgirls
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" Gone with the Wind
"Why don't you come up sometime and see me" Mae west, She done him wrong
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Damn you got me beat lol!
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You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Turning around in a chair with a cat on my lap and saying, "I've been expecting you."
"not even supposed to be here" Clerks
"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine




"15 bucks little man. Put that shit in my hand. And if that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, oh." - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(ok ive never actually used that one...but i would! haha)
"damn if you aint so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt"
firemaiden thats hilarious!!


LOL...
My two favorite of all time come from Forrest Gump and The Wizard of OZ.
"Have you found Jesus yet? Gump?", Forrest replies, "I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for him" lmao...
and
"How can you talk if you don't have a brain?", Dorothy asks. "I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?", replies Scarecrow.





When I see someone really over-reacting, I love to use this random one from one of my favorite movies of all time... The Usual Suspects:
"That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy. I mean, like... orca fat! He was so stressed in the morning."
I just used it on NYE in the grocery store when some ass was loudly disciplining his kid. The clerk I said it to gave me a look of, "get the fuck out of my store."
The other one from that movie which I like to throw out randomly is...
"Keyser Soze, you ridiculous man. KEYSER SOZE!"
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I'm out of bubblegum" - They Live.
Used that once or twice in Iraq.
"What do you want to do? Live forever? - Highlander ( I think, could be wrong too.)
Used that in Iraq once or twice too.
"negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full" - Top Gun.
Usually mean no you can't have the day off.
"We're here to break things and ruin your life, God sent us" - Romper Stomper.
used that on a Raid.
"This here's the rubberduck, looks like we got ourselves ahhhh connnnnnnnnvoy." - Convoy
Used once or twice when escorting fuel tankers to ahdamiya (?).



When I'm carded by a friendly looking person, I'll wave my hand and say, "You don't need to see identification", a la Star Wars. If they're a Star Wars nerd like moi, they love it. If not, I rush and pull out my ID VERY quickly.





"Ease your storm" - Clash of the Titans
Oh god I use so damn many but Im cramping up and I cant think, will be back.
Oh "Fuck that. Pay me!" - The Players Club




Whenever I witness someone getting themselves into trouble, I always gotta say:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"



"...hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again into under far in between, through it, in it, and above..."
Angelina Jolie- "Gia."
(does email count? lol)
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My family gets pissed because my brother and I can have meaningful conversations simply using quotes from movies and TV. The list is practically endless.





"You want the truth ? You can't HANDLE the truth !" - Jack Nicholson in 'A Few Good Men'
"Greed is not only Good - it's Legal !" - Michael Douglas in 'Wall St - Money Never Sleeps'
When something unexpectedly awesome happens "im so glad i shaved my balls today" from Hostel.
Whenever i see my brother eating something creamy "it's made from monkey cum you know?" from Kids in the hall - Brain candy





E-mail counts. Just so you've actually used it in an appropriate situation.
I forgot about this one, but it's been a while. Skip ahead to 1:30.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa0cz2V_VqU
I've used this a few times on assholes who are getting all macho, works every time. The first time was in an Austin Taco Bell on some frat rats.
Actually I typically used a montage of the choicest insults; the French knight also ripped up on Arthur at the end, too.
They always get very confused. They know you are making fun of them and all the macho shit, but it's not being done in a way they can relate to.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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"It wouldn't be right. You're drunk." --Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery





Does "I'll be back" count?



Always bet on black!- Wesley Snipes Passenger 57




"It kills ya brain cells son, it kills ya brain cells" - Lean on Me
" What is that, VELVET?!??- Coming to America
" If I wasn't Jamaican, than why would I wear this hat"- Half Baked
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you cool, fuck you Im out!"- Half Baked



"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." — Dean Wormer, Animal House
"I rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire" - Young Guns II
I usually use this line when I have my mindset on not doing something....that something usually pisses me the fuck off! haha!
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