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    So this customer the other day pointed out that I was wearing 3 layers of underwear, when I was very obviously only wearing a pink and a black thong together. I asked what he was talking about and he said that he knows about the "3rd layer"---the duct tape that we all wear over our pussies so no fingers can get in there...and he was being totally serious!
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    Oh lord, some men are stupid. I'm sure some girl told the moron that so he wouldn't even try. Probably a good rumor to get circulating actually.
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    Hahah, yeah, I figured that this was probably some bullshit fact he heard from a friend or a dancer that was trying to get a laugh.

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    OMG! Even waxed, that would be excruciatingly painful... and furthermore, probably seriously unsanitary and unhealthy not letting... ummmm, "air", get up there. I'm a stripper, not doctor, but I'm pretty sure I'm right on that one, LMAO

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    LOL! It's like a cheap stripper chastity belt! XD

    I really hope whoever said that to that guy was just kidding. Seriously, ouch... that is wrong for so many reasons.

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    This topic reminds me of a funny blog post I read about strippers...

    During the hours of 9 P.M. and 4 A.M., strippers are required to store a set mousetrap in their vagina. This is why most stripclub managers enforce a “no touching” policy. Trust me, it’s for your own safety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seashell View Post
    This topic reminds me of a funny blog post I read about strippers...
    Oh My God this made me laugh so hard!!!

    And no...I have never heard of a girl putting duct tape over her bits (how would you hide it? Are we thinking duct tape, makeup wax and concealer? Wouldn't it ripple really oddly when you moved? what the hell?)...but I have heard of stupid customers who will believe anything!!
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    Men believe anything... Im sure another dancer was just messing around with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kisca View Post
    Men believe anything... Im sure another dancer was just messing around with him
    No doubt! I'd think about trying it, but I'm betting if I told that to a guy, he'd want to try and find out if I was telling the truth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seashell View Post
    This topic reminds me of a funny blog post I read about strippers...

    lmao! this is fantastic. I sent it to my guy...he will laugh his ass off as well.

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    Odd! My goodness... this reminds me of the "glue" thread awhile back: http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthr...ght=pussy+glue
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    Hmmmmmm fun pranks to play on newbies I'll let you all know how it goes! No seriously this chick gave me a headache. I was off work when in walks brand new just turned 18 newb, she introduces herself as "Star" proceeds to tell me that it is gross to work with your mom, (Meanwhile I'm like WTF) she informs me her mother is a prostitute and heroin addict who got her into stripping to pay their rent.

    Then I'm on the phone with my buddy talking to him about the King of Diamonds (he's going to Miami tomorrow) when she interrupts me asking me to do her hair because she doesn't like her "nappy white people hair" (more WTF looks exchanged between the veteran dancers)

    So I think I'm gonna fuck with her as payback for giving me a migraine.
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    Default Re: Wearing tape on your vagina?

    Maybe the customer was hoping the conversation he was having with you would play out like this;

    Customer: Dancers wear duct-tape on their pussies.

    Dancer: Nu-uh! No we don't!

    Custy: Yes you do! I dated a girl who danced/know a girl who danced/am friends with the DJ/know the manager and they said that you do!

    Dancer: That's not true! Here I'll prove it! *Happily show customer pussy for free*

    Customer: Woah! You were right! I feel like I owe you one now! How about we go back to my hotel/house/dorm-room/box in the ally and have a nice long fuck!

    Dancer: OMG! That sounds amazing! This is the best night ever! Can I bring a friend?!?!


    Let the retarded customer fantasies live on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Hmmmmmm fun pranks to play on newbies I'll let you all know how it goes! No seriously this chick gave me a headache. I was off work when in walks brand new just turned 18 newb, she introduces herself as "Star" proceeds to tell me that it is gross to work with your mom, (Meanwhile I'm like WTF) she informs me her mother is a prostitute and heroin addict who got her into stripping to pay their rent.

    Then I'm on the phone with my buddy talking to him about the King of Diamonds (he's going to Miami tomorrow) when she interrupts me asking me to do her hair because she doesn't like her "nappy white people hair" (more WTF looks exchanged between the veteran dancers)

    So I think I'm gonna fuck with her as payback for giving me a migraine.
    Oh dang! I think I'd have to do something to make her hurt as bad as she made your head hurt! haha

    WTF was up with the mother disclosure? Is she working with her mom or was that just a little piece of info that she felt the world needed to know? And nappy white people hair? Is she Irish? I have pretty much always been given ethnic hairstylists because of this...sucks tho. Ethnic hair is really fragile but irish hair, has the thickness and coarsness, but you can't hardly fry that stuff off your head. It's like having teflon coated hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kisca View Post
    Men believe anything... Im sure another dancer was just messing around with him

    haha ya thats what Im thinkin to

    duct tape??? OUCH!

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    Strippers can survive for about 28 days on nothing but cocaine and Jagerbombs
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    During the hours of 9 P.M. and 4 A.M., strippers are required to store a set mousetrap in their vagina. This is why most stripclub managers enforce a “no touching” policy. Trust me, it’s for your own safety.

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    Um, ouch!?! Like the waxing wasn't painful enough . . . BRING ON THE DUCT-TAPE! Anyone else waiting to see this debunked on Myth-Busters?

    Love the mouse-trap idea, though . . . too funny!

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    This thread is funny.
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    haha, I've never heard of anyone doing this but, it's pretty hysterical.

    Some dancer probably said something to fuck with him once and he believed it. Dumbass.

    I prefer the "if you try to stick that finger in me one more time, I'll break it off and shove it up your ass..... and that's a fucking promise".... but, I can see how that's funnier.
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    OMG,this has to be one of the funniest dumb-ass customer comments I've ever heard!Hilarious!LMAO!
    I would actually go along with it,confuse him even more.Tell him weird details,like,yeah,that vagina tape,you have to get only a special kind at the hardware store,and they come in different colors,some are scented,etc etc.Hehehe!

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    it never seizes to amaze me how clueless men are about the female body.

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