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    oh this made me so mad. it was funny but so far from truth...click on it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PxWGG9kNg8
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    I thought it was fucking hilarious! ...birth canal lol!

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    Eh...I didn't find it funny OR offensive.

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    *shrugs*

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    Well it was funny at first when he was impersonating the girl...
    and then he got offensive with the whole no back up plan 20 nickels thing.
    Whatever...as we all know many girls do have back up plans and multiple college degrees.
    Comedians are payed shit anyways so he really has no room to talk.

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    The Dr. Phil part was hilarious!
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    Well, he's been at enough clubs to make fun of them.
    Which means he's spent considerable money on us in the past.
    Men.... talking shit about things they actually participate in. So typical. *sigh*

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    haha only it's not a bad job

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    The guy's boring...turned off at 1:22.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BunniHops View Post
    Well, he's been at enough clubs to make fun of them.
    Which means he's spent considerable money on us in the past.
    Men.... talking shit about things they actually participate in. So typical. *sigh*
    except dudes can go to clubs without spending a fucking cent on dancers ever. and the ones who don't spend anything are usually the biggest jerks.
    -love everyone but keep them far from your soul-

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    yeaa....ha a dollar? i dont do shit for a dollar but glare
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    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    except dudes can go to clubs without spending a fucking cent on dancers ever. and the ones who don't spend anything are usually the biggest jerks.
    True. He seemed like the type who says "Smile! Looks like you're having a bad day!" Ew, who are you to tell me what type of day I'm having dickweed?!!! It's probably going bad because of tools like you! I remember one night it was raining torrentially outside and I had made a total of 14 dollars or something during my shift. I was so angry and jaded and just felt like leaving but I had to complete my shift. There were a couple guys in there just lingering around and they knew it was slow so they knew they would be able to sit there and get all the girls to approach them. The one had such a snotty smile on his face I wanted to choke him. Anyway, he said "wow, you look pretty down! SMILE! It's not so bad!" I said, "are you gonna buy any dances from me and make my night any better?" And he said "No I'm done with my dances for the night, sorry sweetie." And I said "OK then fuck off and don't try to assess my personality or my circumstances." He looked shocked... OH WELL!

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    Was funny at first until the last comment. Oh well, Chris Rock has a funny stripper skit, too & its alittle offensive. Water off a ducks ass is my attitude

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    Quote Originally Posted by BunniHops View Post
    True. He seemed like the type who says "Smile! Looks like you're having a bad day!" Ew, who are you to tell me what type of day I'm having dickweed?!!!!

    Worst.Thing.Ever.

    Not just at work but in public too, it's even worse then cause I mean WHO the fuck are you? Do I know you?

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    I thought it was funny in the beginning, but then he starts being a dick. It's like an argument about who's more fucked up, him or the stripper. Sorry, dude -- you're the one writing our paychecks *and* being a pervy creep staring into "birth canals," *and* being a stand up comedy whore that's not even funny. I think he needs a back up plan more desperately than we do.

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    Exactly haha ^^^!

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    I heard Joe Rogan was a comedian and not just the host of Fear Factor and UFC fights. I think he's lucky he had a back up plan career because he's not very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Worst.Thing.Ever.

    Not just at work but in public too, it's even worse then cause I mean WHO the fuck are you? Do I know you?
    I've actually gotten to the point where I enjoy being told to smile in public. I've made it a game where I try to say the most awful thing I can think of so the person feels like shit for telling a stranger what to do with her face.

    Some of my favorites:

    1. "I had a stroke when I was 6 and I CAN'T smile! Thanks for reminding me!" *choke sob*

    2. I place my hand over my mouth I start talking. "Actually, I have rotten and disgusting teeth but I'm too poor to go to a dentist, so I really wouldn't look prettier if I smile. *sob, walk away*

    3. Would you feel like smiling if you were just diagnosed with terminal colon cancer? *angry glare, walk away*

    4. My mother died yesterday. May I have your permission to be sad about it asshole? *say this one REAL LOUD so that everybody around you knows what just what type of asshole he is*

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    hes an asshole,,i really didnt mind it at the beginning,,
    but wtf,,as if he knew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniKat View Post
    I heard Joe Rogan was a comedian and not just the host of Fear Factor and UFC fights. I think he's lucky he had a back up plan career because he's not very funny.
    This! Exactly! I can have a sense of humor about stripper jokes but he's just not provocative or funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jules477 View Post
    yeaa....ha a dollar? I dont do shit for a dollar but glare
    diiiiiiiitto.
    "Strippers are like pet tigers. They are nice to look at but they are not for everyone."

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    It was pretty funny but i never see girls being complete bitches like that to customers...
    In the words of Lil Wayne, "Confidence is the stain they can't wipe off"

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    I have seen his stand up once before, his whole act was making fun of women and the way our vagina's look. Not surprised he'd say this at all. He obviously has problems with women.
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    ha. i HATE it when guys tell me to smile! as if im being rude by not smiling or something! when they tell me that, im like, MAKE me smile! you can't just tell someone to smile and expect them to do it! haha money makes me smile….

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