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    any gross experiences at your club? like with a customer or another dancer? or anything just SUPER shocking??? i can think of a few....care to share anyone??
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    I've said this in another thread, but I saw a really drunk stripper piss herself while she was on the pole. And it was a rotating pole, so her spinning around and peeing looked like one of those sprinklers.

    I saw a female customer vomit all over a dancer during a private dance. Like, ALL OVER her. The dancer was this really atrociously ugly girl I thought looked like a half-Klingon...she had an amazingly large forehead and incredibly buggy eyes, and hair that looked like a three-foot-long fluffy fro. Anyways, when the dancer came running out of the back room, half the fro was totally flat and stuck down the side of her face and back, and the other half was as fluffy as ever. Apparently she had been doing floor work, and the female customer had vomited on top of her head. If it had been any other dancer, I would have been full of sympathy, but this one was a genuine trashy skanky bitch, so we all just thought it was funny. Karma's a bitch, you know?

    There was a dancer who could smoke cigarettes with her vagina. She would lay down on the floor, put a lit cigarette a little inside her, take it out, then blow smoke rings. She could also queef on command...it was a little funny, but really disturbing at the same time.

    A really dumb dancer got her period onstage once. Really really bad, like dripping down her leg and puddling on the stage floor. And she was wearing white. And she noticed, and did this whole, "*giggle* Ooops!" thing, then KEPT DANCING. There were customers at the stage, and she would get on the tip rail and do one of those spread-eagle moves, shoving her blood-soaked vagina in their faces. She finished the two-song set, then went skipping off the stage, and left all the blood on there. It was surreal. If I didn't know better, I would have assumed she was on a LOT of drugs, but I know for a fact she was a total straight-edge. She was just really, really, really dumb and had less than zero social skills.

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    i'v seen a shit stain on a girl on stage. under her ass cheek. didnt even get fired ...and came back out after clean up!!! ugh
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    Oh god, those stories are nasty >.<

    @firemaiden04: Did someone at least clean up the blood before anyone else touched it/slipped in it??

    A girl I worked with came into the dressing room freaking out one night because a customer had gotten jizz on her through his pants. She emptied most of a (large) bottle of sanitizer onto herself, but that club didn't have a shower or anything, so she worked the rest of the night like that.

    I can think of a couple of other ones, but that's the one that sticks out in my mind the most, at least right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kkskipper View Post
    A girl I worked with came into the dressing room freaking out one night because a customer had gotten jizz on her through his pants. She emptied most of a (large) bottle of sanitizer onto herself, but that club didn't have a shower or anything, so she worked the rest of the night like that.
    Oh god! At least she cared ... those first few stories are downright poor examples of humanity. I mean seriously ... eek!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kkskipper View Post
    @firemaiden04: Did someone at least clean up the blood before anyone else touched it/slipped in it??
    Yeah, we made the kitchen guy mop the stage and sanitize it before any of us would go up. And the girl who did it seemed truly puzzled at our reaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Yeah, we made the kitchen guy mop the stage and sanitize it before any of us would go up. And the girl who did it seemed truly puzzled at our reaction.
    That's...just...disturbing. How can you be totally unfamiliar with the concept of diseases?

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    That's...just...disturbing. How can you be totally unfamiliar with the concept of diseases?
    She was one of the most epically stupid people I've ever met in my life. Totally naive and clueless and tactless and socially inept.

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    Oh, gosh, I have a bunch.

    Just today a customer that was part of the group I was sitting with got so drunk that they shit their pants.

    Other events over the past two years:

    I saw a girl puke everywhere in our back room because she was ODing.

    Another pissed on the floor next to the trashcan.

    Another one was walking across the actual club after ending her shift, stopped about five feet from the actual bathroom door, bent her head down at the neck and casually threw up what looked like pure alcohol, then without missing a beat lifted her head up and continued to the bathroom like it never happened, leaving the puddle behind her. She was a severe alcoholic and the way she did it kind of gave the impression that it had happened before. She didn't get a drop on her. It was surreal to watch.

    I've known a couple dancers who have been vomited on or nearly vomited on.

    A guy once spit a massive loogie on the couch in the middle of a lapdance. It sprayed all over me and the shithead didn't understand why I hit him and screamed at him.

    I saw a girl's navel ring get ripped out during a pole trick.

    And another one cut her foot open pretty badly when she got so drunk that she stood up on the sink in the dressing room and it broke in two.

    I'm sure that I'll think of more.

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    Yes, one time this girl (who was sick) was asked to come in though she was sick. She ended up having diarrhea on the stage. Yes she got to go home. Several girls (probably stoned or drunk) peed various places, including the dressing room floor. One girl threw up in the garbage can.

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    i knew a girl who would go around letting guys finger her.
    but im talking lots of guys one right after the other.
    by the end of the night shed probably had 20 different guys finger her.
    she was an alcoholic and thought it was funny.
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    once i vomited on a customer, he thought it was hillarious, and CAME BACK TO SEE ME the next night. this was a few months after i had started dancing and i'm surprised i still had a job.
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    There was one night when I first started that there must have been glass on the stage or something, cause it sliced my mole off my back. It turns out your back bleeds a LOT, my back was dripping! Not too gross, but hardly sexy either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jules477 View Post
    any gross experiences at your club? like with a customer or another dancer? or anything just SUPER shocking??? i can think of a few....care to share anyone??
    Here is a loooooooong list....

    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=69961

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    There was one girl who had a white bikini on with a red blood stain on it. She was from another club (known for being nasty) and when one of our girls told her she said it was an "old stain" as in she had washed it. She wouldn't change either. I mean if my period ruined an outfit, I would just get rid of it. It was like glowing...ew.
    A female customer puked while I was dancing for her. Fortunetly I didn't get any puke on me. I was standing up doing a butt wiggle thing.
    I didn't see this but this really old lady (like 50's) shit on the floor!
    Saw one girl come screaming into the dressing room cause a customer cummed on her through his pants. She too put a bunch of sanitizer on herself.
    Also, in a champange room with a girl and 2 guys and witness the other girl giving the guy a bj/hj on the otherside of the room. I was horrified!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    Also, in a champange room with a girl and 2 guys and witness the other girl giving the guy a bj/hj on the otherside of the room. I was horrified!!!
    That's why I had to quit dancing...that's all that happens in the clubs up here now. It's expected so sad.

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    But the even more horrifying part of it is she BRAGGED about it afterwords. She said she got " a nice to cumshot to the tits" -- DISGUSTING!!!!!

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