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    Duh Stupid Management Comments (and decisions and actions)

    well we have the thread for the customers, now for the management. What retarded shit has management said and done that infuriated you while also being comical?

    Ill start. Today i called up one of the clubs on behalf of my friend to see if they were holding auditions today. This club is known for pretty much hiring everyone, but i guess today they felt like pretending they had standards and the manager apparently felt to big for his britches. he spent some time interrogating me in a very pompous tone of voice about my friend. this segment of the conversation was particularly memorable--

    manager: "where has she worked before"
    me: "lots of places. all over"
    him: "like where?"
    me: "she worked night shift at Spearmint Rhino in vegas...."
    him: "ok. where else has she worked?"



    if you saw the girls that work at this club you would also be incredulous that someone who has worked at the Rhino in vegas is somehow not qualified to work at this club. The only redeeming quality about this club really is the tuesday nights.


    so what ludicrous things have you heard management say?
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Last night my manager accused me of stealing a faded nasty grungy Element jacket from a customer. He'd left it on a chair on the floor and I set it in the back so if anyone came looking for it, I could let them know I'd found it sitting around. So the manager came in looking for it, and I directed him to it. Then he got into a screaming match with me about how I'm a thief and can't be trusted. I told him if I was planning on stealing something, wouldn't I at least put it in my bag? And wouldn't I lie about having seen it/picked it up? What use would I have of some customer's dirty worn out jacket? I think I've got more self respect than to steal from anyone, let alone a random patron. WTF! I almost got fired because of this. I was so heated.

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    It does seem as though a particular breed of people are attracted to managing/owning strip clubs--and most of them are total dicks. Of course, exceptions exist it goes without saying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko-n-Justine View Post
    It does seem as though a particular breed of people are attracted to managing/owning strip clubs--and most of them are total dicks. Of course, exceptions exist it goes without saying...
    This has been my experience with managers.

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    Basically any decision that has been made because of my skin color, which is 99%. I quit my club on Friday because of this and I was a top earner. They used to send me home super early if I was making too much money.

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