I was inspired by my post in SG about Anne Boleyn to create this thread. I think Anne Boleyn and Cleopatra would be top earners if they were strippers.![]()





I was inspired by my post in SG about Anne Boleyn to create this thread. I think Anne Boleyn and Cleopatra would be top earners if they were strippers.![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
Catherine Howard. She'd have the whole sex-kitten act down pat.
I bet Abigail Williams would have been able to get money out of just about everyone.





CH was a bit of a ditz though. She'd be the cute little bimbo doing extras in VIP and thinking nothing of it. She was a party girl. But then she was only 16 when Fatass married her. Ugh, I'd be fucking around too.
And we can't forget Theodora who was a stripper.
Also don't forget the hetarae of ancient Greece.![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Countess Elisabeth of Bathory who bathed in the blood of young girls. I can imagine her being a stripper.




Mata Hari (Margaretha Geertruida), Boadecia, Lucrezia Borgia...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"





Joan of Arc. I love French accents.



Cleopatra would fuck the club owner's brains out, take over and have him offed. Strippers would end up working for her.
Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.





Too bad her sis and her cousin didn't have half her brains or balls. But then most men can't stand a woman who will stand up to them and not take their shit. That's why she lost her head. -_- My ex fiance used to say that Anne Boleyn was a loudmouthed cunt who got what she deserved and that Jane Seymour kept her mouth shut and spread her legs. I wonder if he was Henry in a past life.![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest




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