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    I was inspired by my post in SG about Anne Boleyn to create this thread. I think Anne Boleyn and Cleopatra would be top earners if they were strippers.
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    Catherine Howard. She'd have the whole sex-kitten act down pat.

    I bet Abigail Williams would have been able to get money out of just about everyone.

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    CH was a bit of a ditz though. She'd be the cute little bimbo doing extras in VIP and thinking nothing of it. She was a party girl. But then she was only 16 when Fatass married her. Ugh, I'd be fucking around too.

    And we can't forget Theodora who was a stripper.

    Also don't forget the hetarae of ancient Greece.
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    Countess Elisabeth of Bathory who bathed in the blood of young girls. I can imagine her being a stripper.

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    Mata Hari (Margaretha Geertruida), Boadecia, Lucrezia Borgia...
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    Joan of Arc. I love French accents.

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    Cleopatra would fuck the club owner's brains out, take over and have him offed. Strippers would end up working for her.
    Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    I was inspired by my post in SG about Anne Boleyn to create this thread. I think Anne Boleyn and Cleopatra would be top earners if they were strippers.

    I def. agree with Anne Boleyn! I'm a huge history buff and the way she played men back then shes would've made one hell of a hustler!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxxevexxx View Post
    I def. agree with Anne Boleyn! I'm a huge history buff and the way she played men back then shes would've made one hell of a hustler!
    Too bad her sis and her cousin didn't have half her brains or balls. But then most men can't stand a woman who will stand up to them and not take their shit. That's why she lost her head. -_- My ex fiance used to say that Anne Boleyn was a loudmouthed cunt who got what she deserved and that Jane Seymour kept her mouth shut and spread her legs. I wonder if he was Henry in a past life.
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