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    Although I appreciate being quoted by an MSN journalist, I'm not falling for this:

    http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/201...pper-shortage/
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    Default Re: Dallas Stripper Shortage

    ^^^ trolling for house fees ?

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    LMAO after reading that article I'll be sure and scrap any *potential* ideas I had of going to Dallas for Superbowl. Combine this with inflated travel/hotel costs and I reckon it won't be worth the trouble of traveling there and going through the paperwork. I'd say you'd have to make at *least* triple what you would at home to see any real profit from the trip. I don't see traveling to dance as being terribly cost-effective anymore. Flights are such a pain in the ass, house fees and expected tipouts are so high, and income potential is just not there to justify the extra expense and bother in most cases. meh


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    Default Re: Dallas Stripper Shortage

    Oh well - think of it as free publicity.

    I highly doubt theres that much of a stripper shortage in Dallas, if any at all. What a weird article.....

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    Default Re: Dallas Stripper Shortage

    lol. i read the serious article on the stripper shortage on tmz: http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/stripp...wtime-cabaret/

    i prefer the article you posted though. it made me lol.
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Dallas Stripper Shortage

    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    ^^^ trolling for house fees ?
    so true there is no stripper shortage in dallas. the clubs just want more house fees. the traveling dancers are already here and money was thin even before then.
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    Wow that's hilarious! I mean come on! with this recession even girls who wouldn't normally do it are jumping into stripping left and right. So I seriousy doubt there is a stripper shortage anywhere, except for mayyybe the clubs that are known for sucking really bad. Good advertising for the club though, I guess.

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    Oh man .... I didn't read it, but I am convinced there is no stripper shortage anywhere unfortunately.

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    A bunch of girls in my club are planning on heading up to Dallas... jokes on them... now I'll have the whole club to myself that weekend .. SCORE!!
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    Well if last night in Dallas is any indication, there was about a 1:1 ratio up until midnight last night, and I don't think it got over 4:1 the entire night. No one seems to know why it sucks so bad either...

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    Yeah...I'm staying in Phoenix for the Golf Tournament
    6 days of events drawing 500,000 people vs 1 event attracting 100,000 people
    http://wastemanagementphoenixopen.co...dance-history/
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    Oooh! Sounds interesting, Avalon! Are you going back and forth between Dallas and Phoenix? I'll email you tomorrow....
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    Quote Originally Posted by britneyireland View Post
    Yeah...I'm staying in Phoenix for the Golf Tournament
    6 days of events drawing 500,000 people vs 1 event attracting 100,000 people
    http://wastemanagementphoenixopen.co...dance-history/
    They are actually expecting an influx for 300,000 people here for the game--not to mention DFW already has just shy of 7-million people living here as it is.

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    There are radio commercials I've been hearing about this. I thought it was just a joke until I saw this thread....
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    Oh wow!

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    Default Re: Dallas Stripper Shortage

    What's sad is this is all over twitter- - like non-dancers posting this up..

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    London,

    Yes, I'm in Scottsdale for the spring golf season.....couldn't take the cold...and there are way more events here than in Dallas. Like Niko-n-Justine said, other than the crowd for the Superbowl, my experience at the clubs in Dallas was pretty slow. I prefer the faster hustle of sports fans, golfers, and tourists.
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    Let me add this..
    I worked at The Gold Club at Pt's Plaza.. yeah some what of a dive on Mesquite/Dallas border. Monday night I got a text from the supervisor that they needed dancers. This was his text; "Todd at Pts I have lots of customers and 4 dancers, free house card" I would of done it but I stopped dancing two months age since Im 4 months pregnant.. Kinda of funny since I thought the clubs were going to be packed with out of town dancers. Unless they are going to the "more upscale clubs" but I thought because even though XTC might be nice the dancers are some what ghetto. o_0
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    Should have gone in - prolly would of banked with your little belly haha so cute

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    lol is there a stripper shortage ANYWHERE?

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    Update from any girls in the Big D???

    I know a ton of flights are messed up because of the storm.
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    Dallas is blanketed in snow right now. I'm wondering how many local girls will show up. Most TXns are not used to driving in this weather. I was LMAO at the idea of a "shortage" before, but with the weather it just may prove true. It could be bank for any girls who aren't snowed in. The tourists are used to this awful weather and it probably won't hinder them. I'm weighing the risks myself.....

    Any reports from the clubs??

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    I got reports from my guy friends who had cabin fever, and drove on icy roads down to the Lodge...but they're guys and can't really give an accurate report. "Uh....yeah its crowded"
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    i already posted this in the other thread, but it was EXCELLENT at my club. I worked all the icy/snowy days, tues-sun, and CLEANED HOUSE in my little football getup. saturday was my first 1k+ night of 2011.

    friday there were a TON of girls, but all the girls left after a few hours once they realized they weren't going to make bank. *shrug*
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    I heard DJ Khaled threw 10k on stage at Onyx... three girls on stage to splitting that, must be nice...lol

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