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    Whenever two guys come into the club together and one gets taken for a dance while his extremely uncomfortable friend gets left behind.... that's when I pounce! I don't know if most of you other ladies pick up on this but I look at that situation as a sure thing I will walk over, smile big and friendly and say something like, "Hey now, you shouldn't be sitting here all by yourself, let me keep you company." So I will sit down and do a little bit of small talk and then say something along the lines of, " Why don't we go join your friend upstairs, he's going to be up there a long time." Then I wink. I like winking...LOL.. Seriously, this situation pans out for me 95% of the time. They come in as 2 and that's a comfortable situation but when one leaves the other to the wolves well I'll be the one in sheep's clothing coming to "save" him.

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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    I call this 'divide and conquer'

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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    LOL, I like that!

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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    lol. It worked for marx for a long time; it actually works really well with groups of guys too.

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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    This can actually be hit-or-miss for me...sometimes it works, and sometimes the reason that he is still sitting at the table is that he has run out of money, or absolutely does not want a dance AT ALL. The more annoying one is where one guy has gone and left his friend watching drinks/jackets/etc so then even if they want to go for a dance, you are stuck waiting around until the friend gets back...

    But if there is a group of guys, seeing a couple go always helps get it started and soon they are all going!
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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    when there's two guys and one says that he's going to watch the others' coats I just offer to bring both of them and make that seem like the more obvious answer. Then we just let the friend know when we see them up there.

    but that is the most frustrating situation ever.

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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    i've never had that work ever. in my experience, there's one guy who wants dances, and the other one comes along just to hang out, supposedly to protect the friend from spending too much money.

    or there's the two guys, one of whom is rich and fun. and he'll give his friend some money to get dances while he's in the champagne room. and the friend just pockets the money because he hates strippers and would rather have the cash.
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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    i've never had that work ever. in my experience, there's one guy who wants dances, and the other one comes along just to hang out, supposedly to protect the friend from spending too much money.

    or there's the two guys, one of whom is rich and fun. and he'll give his friend some money to get dances while he's in the champagne room. and the friend just pockets the money because he hates strippers and would rather have the cash.
    Ew! A friend taking money from his friend under the impression that he's going to have fun with it? That's awful!!! What a dick move.

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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    Yes! This usually works well.

    Oh and on a similar note to the guy pocketing his friends money...
    I remember a situation where there was this really nice guy who was spending well, it was his birthday and his friend brought him into the club. The so called "friend" ended up asking him (the birthday boy) for money the whole night getting privates!
    The "friend" had no shame either. I told him that he should be shouting his friend as it's his birthday, but he just brushed it off.
    The birthday boy must have taken something and got really fucked... I was doing a PS for him and he asked me if we could just sit together because the whole room was spinning and he could barely see a thing.

    So I spent a while looking after him and getting others to look out for him while I was on stage, while his friend helped himself to the cash he had in his wallet for privates, rather than look after his friend! Fucking wanker. Some how me thinks he wanted him to get fucking wasted.

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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    If I'm with a couple of guys or even a group and one of them goes for a private dance with another girl, I tell my guy they've gone for a CR, then we go for one too. When the other girl comes back she can then tell her customer that we're in the CR and then they get one too. Everyones a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitinboots View Post
    If I'm with a couple of guys or even a group and one of them goes for a private dance with another girl, I tell my guy they've gone for a CR, then we go for one too. When the other girl comes back she can then tell her customer that we're in the CR and then they get one too. Everyones a winner
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    Default Re: 2 minus 1 equals dance!

    Sometimes that works for me, but usually when a dancer approaches 2-5 guys sitting down she's basically asking which one of them wants a dance. It's stupid to narrow down your sights to one guy when there are more than one sitting at the table who possibly have funds to spend on you. I've found that frequently the excuse at my club (in a college town) is that "my friend has the money", "I'm just here to support him", "I'm not ready yet", or "I'm having fun/too drunk/just relaxing" blah blah blah.

    I do take the time to ask, but what I've found is more effective is when I do a dance for a guy I ask him to recommend me to his buddy at the table after he had 'a really good dance with me'. Then I give him a few minutes, go back to the table, and say "did you tell your friend how great of a time he'll have with me?" (wink, smile, giggle). I'd say about half the time I can get him to make the sale for me to his friend.

    Another tactic is that if you get a group of guys and it starts with one friend buying the other a dance, then you keep playing the game. After my dance with him I'll say "if you give me $20 I'll go embarrass your friend and make him get up for a dance". Repeat, repeat. I'll keep doing it until the group runs out of money or they just aren't interested anymore.
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