Why are you all such hard-asses?
Why are you all such hard-asses?












Popcorn anyone?
Wow, I wish I had that much free time.
I didn't expect many replies.





^ We probably come off as hard-asses because this is where we come to vent. This is where you hear the worst of the wost opposed to the best of the best (or even just the norm's of out everyday work-lives). I bet that most girls on here are very sweet and sexy women when they're at work, and don't become 'hard-asses' until a customer becomes a dick. I know that's how I work.




^ like she said. we're only like that to douchebags.
we're almost always nice to people who are nice to us. even customers that politely reject dances are rarely met with rudeness. just the douchebags.
if you feel that way about us, you're probably a douchebag. and like most douchebags, you probably enjoy making us hate you. so stfu.
-love everyone but keep them far from your soul-





What she said.
I hate douchebags and have always love to make their lives miserable in and out of clubs. These men are losers and I always loved taking their money. I was always nice to nice customers. Douchebags? I've hit a few and would hit them again.




You mean "word"?
Just pull one of your many Ed Hardy shirts out of your closet, then you can celebrate your full-on douchebaggery without the heavy lifting.I would like to be a douchebag. I'm not quite there yet. Need to work on my guns. Do some more curls.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.




oh trust me, the big guys are just as likely to be sweethearts as they are to be douchebags. the worst douchebags are the unnattractive guys who are mean to us because they are bitter.
can you remind me what the pua term is for what you're trying to do here? is it just "cocky/funny" (which usually fails completely at actually being funny), or is there a more complicated term for it? does it extend into "negging" behavior? pua is like a rainbow of subtle and infinite shades.
-love everyone but keep them far from your soul-





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.









Haha well said!
'Don't be a Douchebag' has become one of my favorite songs ever. I play it when the guys start spewing out douchebaggery in such prolific quantities, it becomes difficult to breathe. The dancers and waitresses will tell me when the guys start getting really bad. There's a lot of drunks on vacation here too.
One of the few drawbacks about living in a party town like Key West. Plus a lot of military guys blowing off steam here. More the macho douchebags, from what I've seen. We used to get more of the kind Sanctuary is talking about up in Daytona--though of course they are here too.
Oh and Niagra you are correct, the projection of the illusion of confidence will often work, on the dumb ones. Like a lot of the PUA tricks. With enough scores, the ego is pumped up enough that the illusion becomes more real, and the success rate can increase dramatically, from what I've seen of the Game players in meat markets and party towns. The more stupid women around, the easier it is for these guys.
Unfortunately, they often breed, though.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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