If you owned a club what would to it look like? Girls, music, more bar or more club? What would be the rules? Add anything else (its your club!)


If you owned a club what would to it look like? Girls, music, more bar or more club? What would be the rules? Add anything else (its your club!)





I would name my club "The Camel Toe" and have the "O" shaped like a camel's toe...LOL
Oh my god that would be amazing





My dream club would have credit card swiping machines at all the tables.![]()
I would call mine M-T's
I would have big swing in it. so you swing over the whole crowd.
one stage would look like a fish bowl and would have topless mermaids in it.


That sounds cool lollipop
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That sounds cool lollipop
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I would keep all my ideas to myself so i have a chance to open a non cookie cutter strip club..
In my dream strip club, any dirty girl will be ruined for.. She would be wearing a tag saying 'Im the donkey of the club".. but I rather kick her/them out after my laugh.




I would open in Europe, with the same prices and commission as the club I worked in in Spain, but the same customers we have in France. Everyone would make a fortune, the girls would be happy, the customers would spend more, and I would put in the most fantastic stage and encourage tipping like you guys have in the US. And it would have a kitchen. i'm hungry right now and thats all I can think about.
These are brilliant, like the idea of topless mermaids x












*no house fee
*no dj tipout (unless you want to)
*dancers get a shift pay of about $15-20
*no more shot girls (so pointless. they barely make anything anyway and strippers make less money because of them getting dances)
*optional shot tray for strippers on weekends
*no more than 10 girls on a week night and no more than 15 on a weekend for a medium sized club
*free beer after buying 3 lap dances
*half price dances for female customers
*drink commissions for dancers
*costumes encouraged ;]
*those big martini glasses dita von teese uses in her acts on each stage http://marinath.files.wordpress.com/...-von-teese.jpg and more props like that





LOL it would be so much fun to be a topless mermaid or dance in a martini glass!
But I could totally see girls being like "UGH I can't believe they're making me get in the fishbowl again!" XD








lol I would love to dance in a martini glass but that's just me personally. I LOVE the idea of props and costume for stage performance. it makes it less boring and easier for the dancer. instead of relying entirely on yourself to spice up your stage routine. that's probably why I'm so big on pole tricks. if it was just me on a big stage I wouldn't know what to do when all the guys were sitting at the bar or just not tipping. I also like the idea of sexy burlesque chair dancing.
if I owned a club it would definitely feature burlesque style stage acts. not ALL the time, but I would encourage some girls to be creative. every night at the club feels exactly the same to me.










I'd call it The Titty Twister, chicks would come out barefoot, with snakes, and drip tequila off their toes....
hmmm....that sounds a little too familiar.
(but ohhh so fucking HOT!)




I've been to a club without poles! so weird! it was awkward when no one was sitting at the stage and all the girls just kind of had to dance by themselves or pose awkwardly. I definitely prefer having poles or at least SOME sort of stage prop like a big mirror on the wall to dance up against.





Awesome thread! I love the idea of mermaids and martini glasses....I also love the idea of a free beer after a certain number of lap dances!
I would love to run a more alt-centric, pin-up style club - lots of pierced and tattooed girls, pin up style decor...I'd have the front door desk be the front of an old muscle car! I would run it a lot like Stringfellows used to be from the customer perspective - lots of stages (and different themes - like the big swing, the main stage, the cage, etc), a restaurant, VIP rooms that feel more decadent than sleazy, etc.
For the girls, I would limit the number of girls on on any given night (who wouldn't!), no house fee (only a commission of 10%), a "code word" for non-alcoholic drinks, a pay-per stage show and an option to do stage or just floor (so you could sign up for a couple stage shows or none at all), a "couples VIP", and a minimum amount of funny money per party in the door (to average to one dance per custy).
Finally (with a big enough club) use on of the floors for weekly burlesque shows, ladies night or bands (so that the club is still working as usual on the other floor). I would also do lots of special event nights to bring in the customers.
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Damn u girls have been thinking bout this
I like that you would only have 10 girls.......more time to make some money.
I am glad you like the fish bowl. lol

I would be in on investing on some of these ideas! (or when I have some money that is!) New York really needs a super club like this! That's where I would love to dance! Strippers in burlesquey costumes! Kindda like the club in the Yellow movie but way better!
Hmmm I know some clubs still do this....but how about champagne rooms where u actually get champagne?? Some clubs I worked at they would throw in a cheap bottle if they spent a lot, but i think it would be cool to get a free glass of champagne for the girl and customer, a bottle for an hour.
Also no house tip out. DJ and bouncers optional but encouraged, so they have to work for our money just like we work for ours.
If a customer short changes a girl, the club would make him pay or pay the rest out of pocket to dancer and throw him out.
No more 2 for one specials!! The club would really attract upscale clientele so that wont be necessary
Lavish beautiful VIP rooms
Security who makes sure girls arent whoring or getting hurt
Reasonable amount of girls on each shift for club size
Customers sitting by the tip rail....have to tip a minimum amount for each song they are sitting
Food has to be eaten in separate area of club....no more creepy guy eating a burger while staring at u
Boutique/housemom who sells everything including outfits and shoes
If anyone knows of a club likes this let me know I will fly there ASAP lol
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