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    Default Re: Woman threatens to cut off husbands wee wee for visiting titty bars

    I probably shouldn't find this funny, but... heh heh...

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    I was going to say that I knew Tempest would eventually marry then I see she posted it! I'm kidding btw.

    Seriously, I think it's extreme but yes if I found out my husband did this I'd be pissed. Cut off his penis? probably not.

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    If my wife were that crazy, I would too. I seriously dont see anything wrong with stripclubs, as long as they are 100% clean. I will be against my partner going to them, esp where I live, as they are dirty, even the highest end ones. So Yes I would be mad, I wouldnt use a knife, nor attempt to.

    Im sure they are heading for divorce.. if not, I see him at titty bars way more and worse.

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    Default Re: Woman threatens to cut off husbands wee wee for visiting titty bars

    I wouldn't be pissed if my so went to a strip club.. but if hes cheating by having sex with someone else.. he/she would come home to a empty room house.

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    I would have absolutely no problem with my fiancee going to a strip club, as long as he wasn't getting extras or spending money we needed for other things.

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    If you don't mind having married men as club customers, it is at least ironic if you would object to your husband for doing the same thing. IMHO
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    You don't worry if your husband goes to a strip club. It's like going to a museum, nothing's going to happen. You worry if he's going to dance clubs and bars, that's where the trouble starts. Strip club's fine, it worked for Al Bundy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    I probably shouldn't find this funny, but... heh heh...
    Heck, I'm male and I think it's funny. And the only reason I don't feel the "Fatal Attraction" syndrome welling up from the nether regions is that I don't have to worry about it.

    Shame on you hot Wisconsin girls who made him go to the SCs to get away from this lovely woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Six View Post
    You don't worry if your husband goes to a strip club. It's like going to a museum, nothing's going to happen. You worry if he's going to dance clubs and bars, that's where the trouble starts. Strip club's fine, it worked for Al Bundy.

    There are the "hands on" and "interactive" exhibits at museums...every SC has a few of these exhibits as well -_-
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    i def wouldn't mind my bf going because you have to have trust in a relationship and if theres no trust then theres no relationship plus im a stripper what does that say about me if i wont allow him to go and see other girls doing what im doing can u say hypocrite! lol
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    Mine is welcome to get dances.... I pick out the girl! And yes I am a hugely jealous insane hypocrite and I will admit it! I ripped some little bitch a new one on facebook for posting on his wall!
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    I love how the guys reaction to having a knife near his balls was 'How dare you!' I heard that bit in queens English. I wish my English was that refined

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Mine is welcome to get dances.... I pick out the girl! And yes I am a hugely jealous insane hypocrite and I will admit it! I ripped some little bitch a new one on facebook for posting on his wall!

    lmao i almost spit out my orange juice laughing at this hehe ripped her a new one i bet thts nt all u want to rip hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by natilinia rouge View Post
    lmao i almost spit out my orange juice laughing at this hehe ripped her a new one i bet thts nt all u want to rip hehe

    LOL, yeah it didn't help that I was watching American Psycho at the time too. My favorite Patrick Bateman quote:

    Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
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    I thought about trafficking in human organs to get some quick cash for my tits but he took away all sharp objects :-(
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    LOL, yeah it didn't help that I was watching American Psycho at the time too. My favorite Patrick Bateman quote:

    Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

    lol this son g reminds me of you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0sTHAxoSZY
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    If the guy's trolling for a lay or getting extras, I can see the issue. But just going to a SC?! Jeez - my ex wife, my long term GF after her, and MM all encouraged me or went with me. They all knew they'd get fucked righteously when I got home, and since they'd all been in or around the industry, they knew the girls were in it for the money and weren't into fucking customers for the most part. They also knew I was repulsed by extras girls for the most part and don't particularly enjoy blow jobs anyway, so maybe that helped.

    In any event it's not exactly a problem for me these days, so I'll just feel bad for the guys out there with super jealous women, lol.

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    I don't see anything wrong at all with a man or woman objecting to their SO getting their genitals thoroughly rubbed by another. It's not just innocent fun, it's sexual activity of a serious nature. Especially if the SO is spending hundreds of dollars to get their pussy or dick ground on for half an hour. I'd be out the fucking door so fast...

    But cutting of the dick does seem a little extreme.

    Why not just divorce the guy??
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    So, guys ho's SO's do this for a living should consider it cheating? Or is it different because they're "at work"? I impetus is different, but the act itself isn't.

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    Yes it is different if it is work, of course!

    The dancers are not doing it for fun (especially with a lot of these very unattractive guys, obviously) but for work--and that motivational factor makes a huge difference whether the act of dry humping is the same or not.

    Paying a guy or girl to rub all over your genitals is not at all the same as getting paid to do it. I already knew that when I started in the clubs, but after a week or so it became even more glaringly obvious.


    OTOH, I have seen a lot of threads where the veteran dancer suddenly gets all horny from the one rare customer that she really likes. It might be rare but it does happen--and I have seen many, many, many threads about this over the years here from some dancers. Some of them are very much in love with their SO and would never cheat, but they wind up falling for a guy physically, or even mentally sometimes too. Some tell their husbands/SOs about it, most don't. Some husbands/SOs don't mind at all or even like it--and more power to them.

    But most people are not going to be happy about their SO really getting into grinding genitals together with another person, because they like it and not for the money.

    It comes with the territory, of course--that's the chance you take if you get involved with a dancer. So deal with it or get out.

    It happens more often here in the Keys because there are hordes of military guys in great shape and the women often like it.

    And it happens to male staff as well. I've seen guys who were professional for years about it, maybe happily married or whatever, suddenly go for a dancer at work--they are always rubbing on us, grabbing our asses, our dicks, etc., and 99.9% of the time it is meaningless. But we are only human.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    It happens more often here in the Keys because there are hordes of military guys in great shape and the women often like it.

    hmmmmmmm maybe I should join a burmese python conservation group and take a vacation to Florida
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    This is all over the fact that she held a knife to his balls. A little dramatic perhaps, but a far cry from actually cutting them off.

    I think that this guy is a world class pansy for calling the cops on his wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickdugan View Post
    This is all over the fact that she held a knife to his balls. A little dramatic perhaps, but a far cry from actually cutting them off.

    I think that this guy is a world class pansy for calling the cops on his wife.
    At what point do you call the cops rick? After she cuts it off?

    If a man puts a knife anywhere near his wife in a threatening manner would she be a "pansy" for calling the cops?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jester214 View Post
    At what point do you call the cops rick? After she cuts it off?

    If a man puts a knife anywhere near his wife in a threatening manner would she be a "pansy" for calling the cops?
    If she had any real intention of cutting them off she likely had plenty of time to do it. Otherwise, how did our hero have enough time to sit up and knock her hand away while she was already positioned with a knife against his balls? And we can only guess as to how long they were even in that position for before he sat up.

    This is a far cry from a guy waving a knife at a woman in a threatening manner. The comparison just doesn't hold.

    He put her in that state to begin with and, once she was distraught and acting irrational, compounded the damage he did to her by calling outside authorities into their home to haul her away.

    IMHO he is a nasty little sissy.
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