Results 1 to 21 of 21

Thread: Fuck the snowpocalypse

  1. #1
    God/dess Athenathefabulous's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Istanbul, Turkey
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    1,381
    Thanked 2,975 Times in 1,158 Posts

    Angry Fuck the snowpocalypse

    -------
    Last edited by Athenathefabulous; 02-25-2011 at 03:23 AM.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


  2. The Following User Says Thank You to Athenathefabulous For This Useful Post:


  3. #2
    God/dess Athenathefabulous's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Istanbul, Turkey
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    1,381
    Thanked 2,975 Times in 1,158 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    also, this image was from Jan 31:



    what the hell yo?
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


  4. #3
    Featured Member
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    Vegas
    Posts
    872
    Thanks
    279
    Thanked 385 Times in 158 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    The end is near

  5. #4
    Banned
    Joined
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    98
    Thanks
    51
    Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    Pure u aint neva lie! Hmmph!

  6. #5
    Banned
    Joined
    May 2010
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    3,877
    Thanks
    4,436
    Thanked 3,170 Times in 1,403 Posts
    My Mood
    Bored

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    So much for all the global warming outcries LOL

  7. #6
    God/dess Athenathefabulous's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Istanbul, Turkey
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    1,381
    Thanked 2,975 Times in 1,158 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    ^i think if we replaced the term 'global warming' with a term like 'global weather fuck' then people would be able to understand it a lot better.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


  8. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Athenathefabulous For This Useful Post:


  9. #7
    Member JadenJ's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2010
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    64
    Thanks
    13
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    NYC is absolutely insane. We have gotten snow like this when I was young, but not for a couple years has it been this bad. It has snowed here about 1 ft per week since the day after xmas.

    It's definitely effecting our money over here. When it snows our public trans. shuts down so if you don't drive you can't really get around, and most ppl in the city don't drive.

  10. #8
    Member
    Joined
    Nov 2010
    Location
    ct
    Posts
    20
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    not only is this snow a pain to drive through but how about when u drive two hours to get to your club and there are no customers, everybody stayed home cause the weather sucked.....Im in new england (CT and MA) every other day there is a huge storm with minimum 8 inches of snow!!!!!

  11. #9
    God/dess shanna dior's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    4,980
    Thanks
    621
    Thanked 6,894 Times in 2,672 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    I feel ya girl. I'm used to getting a lot of snow in the wintertime, but it seems that customers aren't. Whenever there's lots of snow, the club is just dead, especially if there's no parking on the streets from all the snow. You'd think these dudes would adapt if they've been living in this city for a few years, but they seem to just want to hide it out at home. I guess I don't blame them too much, but still!

  12. #10
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    I haven't been able to work much either bc of the damn snow. Def. hurting over here too. Tri-state area.

  13. #11
    God/dess firemaiden04's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2008
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    2,652
    Thanks
    3,054
    Thanked 2,005 Times in 903 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    Yeah, college has only been in session for three weeks and I have personally missed two days of classes due to refusing to drive on the roads during or right after two of those storms...and then after each of those days, the school officially closed. The snow in our yard is taller than I am. It's now almost as tall as my fiancee, and he's six feet.

  14. #12
    God/dess princessjas's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    2,520
    Thanks
    348
    Thanked 878 Times in 506 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    Snow, snow, go away, come again another day!

    (Sorry for being so damn lame but I dunno what to say after being snowed in this long.)
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

  15. #13
    Member
    Joined
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Chicago, IL
    Posts
    22
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    We've took a hit in Atlanta as well cause of it.. Sucks.

  16. #14
    Moderator Miss_McKenna's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    1,892
    Thanks
    82
    Thanked 825 Times in 437 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    It's insane in NY. I tried and failed to dig my car out the snow... now it's just hanging out where it is


  17. #15
    Veteran Member Kat w's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2010
    Posts
    675
    Thanks
    268
    Thanked 447 Times in 229 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    Yep yep, even when it isn't that bad on the roads many guys don't take the risk

  18. #16
    Veteran Member Aslinn's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    702
    Thanks
    130
    Thanked 464 Times in 217 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    In kansas, were pretty much screwed money wise

  19. #17
    God/dess britneyireland's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Dallas
    Posts
    2,568
    Thanks
    283
    Thanked 602 Times in 340 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    It was actually awesome here in Phoenix. Guys who were in town for the Phoenix Open and other random business meetings were "stuck" here. All the old canadian men who came down to play golf were a little peeved that it was warmer in Calgary than it was in Arizona, but they still spent $$$.
    Rebecca Avalon







  20. #18
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Apr 2009
    Location
    The D in Big D stands for Drugs
    Posts
    756
    Thanks
    184
    Thanked 230 Times in 136 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    Quote Originally Posted by britneyireland View Post
    All the old canadian men who came down to play golf were a little peeved that it was warmer in Calgary than it was in Arizona, but they still spent $$$.
    hahahaha, yeah, my ex is canadian, and had flown back to visit family and friends, he texted me saying "it's warmer here in van than it is in tx." LOL.

    i did VERY, VERY well, regardless of the snow here in Dallas. I worked tues-sun, when the worst of the ice was around, and there were a few people who were stranded at the airport, and a few locals, and a few people staying in the nearby hotels. there were like 4 dancers who worked, so the 4 of us that were there BANKED.
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Sucking dick should pay really, really, really, really well. If you are not living well and you suck dick for a living, you're doing it wrong.

  21. #19
    God/dess princessjas's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    2,520
    Thanks
    348
    Thanked 878 Times in 506 Posts

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    Fuck the snow for making them cancel classes so often!! I drove an HOUR to school on icy roads, and they cancelled my class 5 minutes before I got there today! I had to drive back home at 25 mph sliding all over the stupid black ice! ARRGGG!!! I paid for these damn courses!! One class only meets once a week and has been cancelled 3 out of 5 times!! I HATE snow and ice!!
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

  22. #20
    Featured Member sananeko's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2009
    Location
    stuck in hell and ready to escape
    Posts
    1,861
    Thanks
    30
    Thanked 540 Times in 332 Posts
    My Mood
    Happy

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    It snowed alittle bit here but not enough to cause harm but its really cold.. And the stupid large window we have here is letting all the warm air out and all the cold air in.. My poor plants..

  23. #21
    God/dess ManyRoses's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    3,103
    Thanks
    1,297
    Thanked 7,598 Times in 1,955 Posts
    Blog Entries
    8
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Fuck the snowpocalypse

    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    ^i think if we replaced the term 'global warming' with a term like 'global weather fuck' then people would be able to understand it a lot better.
    I think you have just provided me with my new favorite phrase!! It is a HUGE pet peeve of mine when people see insanely cold winters and start scoffing at global warming...

    We've had one of the warmest winters in a long time (in Vancouver) - it only snowed for a few days in December, and since then, its been rain all the way....I feel for you girls dealing with the extreme winter right now - I would be iffy about driving in some of these conditions. Get snow tires, carry emergency bags and blankets (in case you break down or get stuck behind an accident) and check road reports...stay safe and WARM!!!
    I take cash, debit or credit. I just don't take shit.


    OnlyFans.com/ScarlettMoore

    Follow me on twitter! @MissScarlettM

    Hear me ramble about random things:

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 18
    Last Post: 05-22-2010, 12:39 AM
  2. Fucking Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fucking Fuck
    By Sirona in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 03-21-2008, 10:26 AM
  3. Fuck You H2
    By BrunetteGoddess in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 08-28-2007, 10:30 PM
  4. Fuck all you ho's.....
    By merely_lurking in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 10-27-2005, 12:01 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •