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    Default Re: Semen found in yogurt sample

    Thats gross!

    I never accept or try anything at stores...

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    Default Re: Semen found in yogurt sample

    Ewwww!! What a sick motherfucker.

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    Default Re: Semen found in yogurt sample

    The articles says that the person handing out the samples was arrested for failing to show up to court on child molestation charges.

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    thats fucking GROSS.

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    Im sorry but i had to laugh when i read the part that the woman immediately told police it tasted like semen lol.......but anways ya that is horrible..in my hometown in texas yrs ago, a local taco bell had two guys putting their semen in the sour creme. Its crazy how nasty some ppl can really get!!

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    OMG I hope somebody shoots that motherfucker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaebabii View Post
    Im sorry but i had to laugh when i read the part that the woman immediately told police it tasted like semen lol.......but anways ya that is horrible..in my hometown in texas yrs ago, a local taco bell had two guys putting their semen in the sour creme. Its crazy how nasty some ppl can really get!!

    In Santa Fe there was a similar rumor about guys jacking off in the refried beans.....Is this a part of the taco bell conspiracy?
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    Deleted to take out my hometown =)
    Last edited by shaebabii; 02-08-2011 at 07:05 AM.

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    Default Re: Semen found in yogurt sample

    It's gross but I had to laugh. How much dick would you have had to suck to be able to identify semen when it's covered by something as strong tasting as greek yogurt?

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    Question Re: Semen found in yogurt sample

    Hmmm, do they normally have semen as an ingredient of that yogurt or did someone add it?
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    ^^Did you not read the article provided?? Not trying to be mean..I guess I just don't understand why you would take the time to ask a question when all you had to do was click the link and have the answer quicker than it took you to type the question. Once again not trying to be mean..was just curious. =)

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    Um....EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! Why are these stories all about guys jacking off into milk, sour cream, mayo etc? I am glad that I do not eat dairy...lets see you try to hide your cum in a sample of grilled veggies!!! (though I think I'll never try a sample of hummous again...)lol
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    Here's a nice article on how to add semen to your recipes. Bon appetit!

    http://yhoo.it/h7gQe7
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    Default Re: Semen found in yogurt sample

    Quote Originally Posted by shaebabii View Post
    Im sorry but i had to laugh when i read the part that the woman immediately told police it tasted like semen lol.......but anways ya that is horrible..in my hometown in texas yrs ago, a local taco bell had two guys putting their semen in the sour creme. Its crazy how nasty some ppl can really get!!

    Quote Originally Posted by JenniKat View Post
    It's gross but I had to laugh. How much dick would you have had to suck to be able to identify semen when it's covered by something as strong tasting as greek yogurt?
    This is hilarious! Both these thoughts crossed my mind immediately.....can you imagine the conversation in the Police Station locker room after the first woman gave that statement?
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