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    OMG!!
    Hehe i just had to c2c
    with a man , who had his mouth hanging open
    and his toung hanging out , laying on his back
    with his eyes bugging out!
    I couldnt keep a straight face!
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    Has anyone els had to just bust out laughing at a show!
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    oh man when they stick out their tongues and "lick pussy" I have to put a window up to cover their faces.

    How in the world they think that looks sexy I will never know!

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    Haha whenever someones really really cheasey , i HAVE to point the amera right below my eyes so i can roll them , LMAO , i mean i HAVE to , after i roll them i feel like its let some of the cheasy out of my body!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffyFlame View Post
    Haha whenever someones really really cheasey , i HAVE to point the amera right below my eyes so i can roll them , LMAO , i mean i HAVE to , after i roll them i feel like its let some of the cheasy out of my body!

    omg when i was on imlive i had to take my whole head off cam sometimes coz i would burst out laughin (never had sound) sooooo many mancams with guys doin silly lookin faces thinkin it was erotic hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffyFlame View Post
    Haha whenever someones really really cheasey , i HAVE to point the amera right below my eyes so i can roll them , LMAO , i mean i HAVE to , after i roll them i feel like its let some of the cheasy out of my body!
    hahaha this quote totally just made my day

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffyFlame View Post
    Haha whenever someones really really cheasey , i HAVE to point the camera right below my eyes so i can roll them , LMAO , i mean i HAVE to , after i roll them i feel like its let some of the cheasy out of my body!
    Hilarious! It was kind of a "thats what she said" joke with....let some of the cheesy out of my body. Plus its just freaking hysterical.

    It is no wonder why some guys have to pay for "pussy eating via cam" when they are such complete weirdos. Someone needs to give these dudes actual lessons on how to have sex with a woman. It always pisses me off every month when Cosmo and Glamour have on the cover "10 things every guy wants in bed" "2 million things you should do to your guy tonight in bed!"

    Ugh. The GUYS are the ones that need all this help. I think the ladies got it covered.

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    i had a pillow humper once. he was like this pillow is you. and started humping it.....i laughed. i couldnt help it.

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    I have regular that's super cheesy like that. He wants to lick my pussy then we have to "make out" I'm totally rolling my eyes the entire time.

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    lol the "open mouth" ones get me, so they can aim their stuff for ya mouth, just shove ya gob over the cam haha, i never know if i should waggle my tongue or what haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alysa View Post
    I have regular that's super cheesy like that. He wants to lick my pussy then we have to "make out" I'm totally rolling my eyes the entire time.
    I had a guy who wanted me to give him kisses WITH TONGUE and put on my lipstick for about 20 mins. How do I give kisses with tongue on camera?? I was feeling like an idiot, camera close up on my lips, trying to sensually move my tongue in the air...uhm, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MistyRose View Post
    I had a guy who wanted me to give him kisses WITH TONGUE and put on my lipstick for about 20 mins. How do I give kisses with tongue on camera?? I was feeling like an idiot, camera close up on my lips, trying to sensually move my tongue in the air...uhm, lol.

    Exactly! I don't see how that looks sexy, but whatever your floats your boat buddy.

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    I had a guy that called my niteflirt CAM listing.... ( I dont know how to do phone sex...lol) .

    I think he thought it was phone sex.

    His penis was soooooooooooo small it hurt my feelings...LOL

    he kept trying to get me to talk dirty but i was so lost,.... lost on how to talk dirty withought actually being dirty... i cant get into it...


    but maybe i COULD of if his dick was over2 inches.....

    he kept tlking like he had a huge monster cock... and i couldnt tell if he was joking or not....

    he kept saying what do you think of my cock?
    Me : its nice hunny, what are we getting into today
    Him: "getting fustrated* Talk dirty hun...
    Me: Ok
    Him: what do you think of my cock
    ME: HaHahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    HIM: * jerking off*
    ME: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    HIM: come on and tak dirty baby
    ME: Hahahahahahahahhhahaha snort hahahahahahah snort snort hahahahahaha

    HIM: blank stare

    ME: hahahaha * ends show*

    Then i had to tell him I am not into phone sex at all.
    what I really wanted to tell him is dont ask about your BIG dick, when its 2 inches...

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    One guy was getting ready to nut and he brought out an actual bucket and it all went in there. I asked him is that where he usually nuts. He said "Yeah its my cum bucket." Ewwww!

    One guy was persistent on me telling him to stick something up his ass, so I told him to get the 20oz sprite bottle and stick it up there and he did. No hesitation either. Wow!

    This one guys dick was HUGE! It went passed his belly button! It was the biggest Ive seen on cam so far! He sucked his own dick and swallowed! Literally. He was like, Does this turn u on bb? I was thinkin in my head, This is the nastiest shit ever!! I just told him yeah...mmm..keep suckin It was hilarious and nasty at the same time!

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    ^Oh thats so fucking disgusting! A cum bucket????

    Is it wrong that I kind of want to see that guy that can suck his own dick? I mean, it's just so wiiiiiiierd..... like a circus freak show ya know? Like one of those this where you want to hide your face in your hands like a horror movie, but you also peek through you fingers cause it's so fucked up you can't look away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    ^Oh thats so fucking disgusting! A cum bucket????

    Is it wrong that I kind of want to see that guy that can suck his own dick? I mean, it's just so wiiiiiiierd..... like a circus freak show ya know? Like one of those this where you want to hide your face in your hands like a horror movie, but you also peek through you fingers cause it's so fucked up you can't look away!
    If that's wierd I'm even wierder this got me wondering and trying to get a mental image, finally my curiosity took over and I had to go look at vid of someone doing that hahaha. It doesnt gross me out or turn me on, either way, its jsut like meh.If he can float his own boat good for him I guess.Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaramelLeche View Post
    One guy was getting ready to nut and he brought out an actual bucket and it all went in there. I asked him is that where he usually nuts. He said "Yeah its my cum bucket." Ewwww!
    Dear...a cum bucket? LMAO What, he can't just use a tissue like normal people? What does he cum, in gallon loads?

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    Oh, I've seen a guy suck his own dick. He didn't cum and swallow it though. It was gross but at the same time I couldn't look away. I wonder what my face looked like. Lol. Some things you just can't unsee.

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    i rem a prvt with a guy who basically sat on teh biggest fucking dildo i had ever seen, i was amazed, and yeah you just cant look away when ur in disbelive like that, i mean, the whole thing, dissapeared in his arse!!! but when he got off it, urgh he put his hand under his bum, then showed me what had fallen out, to the cam, POO!! lil turds had fallen out!!!!

    i also wonder what my face looked like haha, i was amazed, but at the same time felt slightly ew, it was my first time seein anything like it, so showin poo to the cam, was a shock!!

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    Ewww.
    I just don't comprehend some things... To me here's the deal:

    Clean, feeling good, horny...it's sexin' time!
    Pooping, with optional comic or a book...bathroom time! And wash your hands afterwards!

    I'm afraid I'll just never grasp scat fetishists.

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