OMG!!
Hehe i just had to c2c
with a man , who had his mouth hanging open
and his toung hanging out , laying on his back
with his eyes bugging out!
I couldnt keep a straight face!




OMG!!
Hehe i just had to c2c
with a man , who had his mouth hanging open
and his toung hanging out , laying on his back
with his eyes bugging out!
I couldnt keep a straight face!
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Has anyone els had to just bust out laughing at a show!
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oh man when they stick out their tongues and "lick pussy" I have to put a window up to cover their faces.
How in the world they think that looks sexy I will never know!




Haha whenever someones really really cheasey , i HAVE to point the amera right below my eyes so i can roll them , LMAO , i mean i HAVE to , after i roll them i feel like its let some of the cheasy out of my body!
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Hilarious! It was kind of a "thats what she said" joke with....let some of the cheesy out of my body. Plus its just freaking hysterical.
It is no wonder why some guys have to pay for "pussy eating via cam" when they are such complete weirdos. Someone needs to give these dudes actual lessons on how to have sex with a woman. It always pisses me off every month when Cosmo and Glamour have on the cover "10 things every guy wants in bed" "2 million things you should do to your guy tonight in bed!"
Ugh. The GUYS are the ones that need all this help. I think the ladies got it covered.
i had a pillow humper once. he was like this pillow is you. and started humping it.....i laughed. i couldnt help it.
I have regular that's super cheesy like that. He wants to lick my pussy then we have to "make out" I'm totally rolling my eyes the entire time.




lol the "open mouth" ones get me, so they can aim their stuff for ya mouth, just shove ya gob over the cam haha, i never know if i should waggle my tongue or what haha
jess
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I had a guy that called my niteflirt CAM listing.... ( I dont know how to do phone sex...lol) .
I think he thought it was phone sex.
His penis was soooooooooooo small it hurt my feelings...LOL
he kept trying to get me to talk dirty but i was so lost,.... lost on how to talk dirty withought actually being dirty... i cant get into it...
but maybe i COULD of if his dick was over2 inches.....
he kept tlking like he had a huge monster cock... and i couldnt tell if he was joking or not....
he kept saying what do you think of my cock?
Me : its nice hunny, what are we getting into today
Him: "getting fustrated* Talk dirty hun...
Me: Ok
Him: what do you think of my cock
ME: HaHahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HIM: * jerking off*
ME: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HIM: come on and tak dirty baby
ME: Hahahahahahahahhhahaha snort hahahahahahah snort snort hahahahahaha
HIM: blank stare
ME: hahahaha * ends show*
Then i had to tell him I am not into phone sex at all.
what I really wanted to tell him is dont ask about your BIG dick, when its 2 inches...

One guy was getting ready to nut and he brought out an actual bucket and it all went in there. I asked him is that where he usually nuts. He said "Yeah its my cum bucket." Ewwww!
One guy was persistent on me telling him to stick something up his ass, so I told him to get the 20oz sprite bottle and stick it up there and he did. No hesitation either. Wow!
This one guys dick was HUGE! It went passed his belly button! It was the biggest Ive seen on cam so far! He sucked his own dick and swallowed! Literally. He was like, Does this turn u on bb? I was thinkin in my head, This is the nastiest shit ever!! I just told him yeah...mmm..keep suckinIt was hilarious and nasty at the same time!





^Oh thats so fucking disgusting! A cum bucket????
Is it wrong that I kind of want to see that guy that can suck his own dick? I mean, it's just so wiiiiiiierd..... like a circus freak show ya know? Like one of those this where you want to hide your face in your hands like a horror movie, but you also peek through you fingers cause it's so fucked up you can't look away!


If that's wierd I'm even wierder this got me wondering and trying to get a mental image, finally my curiosity took over and I had to go look at vid of someone doing that hahaha. It doesnt gross me out or turn me on, either way, its jsut like meh.If he can float his own boat good for him I guess.Lol!
Oh, I've seen a guy suck his own dick. He didn't cum and swallow it though. It was gross but at the same time I couldn't look away. I wonder what my face looked like. Lol. Some things you just can't unsee.




i rem a prvt with a guy who basically sat on teh biggest fucking dildo i had ever seen, i was amazed, and yeah you just cant look away when ur in disbelive like that, i mean, the whole thing, dissapeared in his arse!!! but when he got off it, urgh he put his hand under his bum, then showed me what had fallen out, to the cam, POO!! lil turds had fallen out!!!!
i also wonder what my face looked like haha, i was amazed, but at the same time felt slightly ew, it was my first time seein anything like it, so showin poo to the cam, was a shock!!
Jess
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Ewww.
I just don't comprehend some things... To me here's the deal:
Clean, feeling good, horny...it's sexin' time!
Pooping, with optional comic or a book...bathroom time! And wash your hands afterwards!
I'm afraid I'll just never grasp scat fetishists.
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