I get a lot of strange emails, but this one was a new one I thought you all might enjoy. I bet you ladies get some real winners sending you emails that are not as polite.
Yes, I know I have goofy looking ears, but as Popeye said "I am who I am."
At least he didn't call me a fat slob and likes my body!
Drop your 'email of the day' here. Leave out their email address (if you want to be nice about it) but if a person is willing to send rude, insulting (or in this case) bizzare emails, I feel no guilt using them for my own entertainment.
One email I used to get fairly regular was the carry fetish guy. Most want women to do this, but there are a few guys who 'get off' on being carried around like babies. What ever makes ya happy I guess...
I'm glad those have gone away. Not sure if the fetish is no longer in vogue or it got around in the 'carry me around like a baby' community, Homey don't play that.
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Dear Will.
First, I'd like to complement you by your great and serious work.
Second, I'd like to apologyse because I'm going to make a suggestion that is totally out of my concern and probably I'll cross some line here.
I'd like you to know that is with a great respect and good intention that I make such comments.
It's about your looks. You've made an excellent job with your body and I'd like to sugest you 3 things:
1- Small plastic intervention on your ears
2- trim your hair comb #2 or #3
3- take off the goatee
If you do that, be sure you'll renew 10 years or more and will have a much coherent apearance with your overall looks.
I hope you won´t be offended
Best regards
Luiz





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