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    Default Email of the day!

    I get a lot of strange emails, but this one was a new one I thought you all might enjoy. I bet you ladies get some real winners sending you emails that are not as polite.

    Yes, I know I have goofy looking ears, but as Popeye said "I am who I am."

    At least he didn't call me a fat slob and likes my body!

    Drop your 'email of the day' here. Leave out their email address (if you want to be nice about it) but if a person is willing to send rude, insulting (or in this case) bizzare emails, I feel no guilt using them for my own entertainment.

    One email I used to get fairly regular was the carry fetish guy. Most want women to do this, but there are a few guys who 'get off' on being carried around like babies. What ever makes ya happy I guess...

    I'm glad those have gone away. Not sure if the fetish is no longer in vogue or it got around in the 'carry me around like a baby' community, Homey don't play that.
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    Dear Will.
    First, I'd like to complement you by your great and serious work.
    Second, I'd like to apologyse because I'm going to make a suggestion that is totally out of my concern and probably I'll cross some line here.
    I'd like you to know that is with a great respect and good intention that I make such comments.
    It's about your looks. You've made an excellent job with your body and I'd like to sugest you 3 things:
    1- Small plastic intervention on your ears
    2- trim your hair comb #2 or #3
    3- take off the goatee
    If you do that, be sure you'll renew 10 years or more and will have a much coherent apearance with your overall looks.
    I hope you won´t be offended
    Best regards
    Luiz
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    Default Re: Email of the day!

    All the attractive gals on this forum and not one bizzar, rude, stupid, moronic, insulting email to share from some idiot we can all get a laugh at? They didn't earn any right to privacy by sending crap to you or me. Here's a few recent classics:

    Some classics today. Regarding my shake-weight review (click HERE) I got:

    From: John <[email protected]

    "Yea im talking to you!! so u think the shake weight is nothing right? well i have news flash for you bro. It works for me mybe not for u. i think those comments were dump and stupid and plus your shaking it wrong jackass..."

    He can't spell dumb, and I'm shaking it wrong!!!!! :cool:

    Regarding my vid on the HCG Diet Scam I did recently (Click HERE if interested), I liked this one:

    Mike <[email protected]>

    "I absolutely don't agree with your HCG video. It comes off as unprincipled and misleading. I personally have experience of being obese (~300 lbs.) and went down the path of Jenny Craig, Weight watchers, Results Weight Loss, and various other local medical weight loss programs that did not work or me. What did work for me was this so call diet scam. The treatment of obesity using HCG is not a new discovery! Have you researched the late British Physician, Dr. A. T. W. Simeons and the reports and papers he published? Do you have any published papers or research that uses scientific method to disprove the earlier findings? Please guide me to them.

    What I experienced several years ago was a 4 phase weight loss program, and the third phase was the HCG portion of the program. So it\'s not like youre on a hormone for life. For me HCG exposure was 10 weeks that accompanied calorie restriction and no exercise other than walking. It was emphasized not to engage in any gym activities or activities anywhere that would invoke the fight-or-flight response in any way when youre calorie reduced. The objective is not to sustain the use of HCG or a 500 calorie lifestyle.

    I'm actually a licensed Clinical Laboratory Scientist and I engaged in substantial research on the Simeons protocol, and I also coordinated with my primary general physician, my cardiologist and various medical staff at the hospital laboratory I worked for. I\'m thankful to Kevin Trudeau for exposing the Simeons HCG Protocol that has been around for many years in other countries. It's been over two years since I\'ve been exposed to 10 calorie restricted weeks of HCG and this morning I\'m still within 10 lbs. of finishing the diet scam. BTW, phase 4 was how to maintain the weight loss by creating an eating and exercise lifestyle that works for my life and bio-chemistry.

    Maybe, just maybe the use of HCG (as described in the Simeons Protocol) is popular, because it works
    ..."

    I'm speechless. Had to bold the "good" parts. He needs to ask for his money back for where ever school he went to for his science training. Pitiful.
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