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    Hi girls, So ... a lot of stuff went down this weekend.. and I have a big gash across my eyebrow, like big bloody gaping (well not really gaping lol but it's big) vertically through the middle of my eyebrow. Now the more I look at it the more I think it looks kind of cool and kind of badass, but Im not trying to look like scarfface when I'm at the strip club and its not very lady like..I am going back to dancing soon I think and I know custies will be asking me about it, and I would like to have a reason to tell them that makes me appear slightly more ladylike than the actual reason... what could be decent lie explaining the bloody cut?

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    Car accident maybe? Some drunk person shoved you and you fell? You went out to relax on your night off and you got hit with a flying beer mug? Waiter/waitress tripped and hit you with a loaded tray?
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    Default Re: Good lie to tell?

    In the past, I have made up wild sex and/or drunk stories to explain injuries. I never had one on my face, though.

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    I had a massve carpet burn down my back from rough sex and I told my customers I had a tattoo removed.
    I like the kinky sex excuse for yours though...either that or some extreme sport injury (skied into a tree/mercedes, tried skateboarding).
    Or if you go completely unbelievable, tell them you're training to be a ninja.

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    You were going down on one of the other dancers in the dressing room and she thrashed and stabbed you in the face with her stiletto? That's probably what I would say. you could even get a friend in on it and point her out and she wink at you or something.

    I have blamed some very unsexy injuries on sexy things. Once I was hammered and fell off the toilet onto the trash can and got a big long bruise across one of my asscheeks, and I told the customers one of the other girls had been flogging me the other night. They loved it and it was a lot hotter than saying I was a drunk idiot who sat on a garbage can.
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