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    Thumbs up Fake Pussy Juice!!!!

    Omg you guys... Ok so I know there are probably some of you out there who are very apprehensive about selling your DNA-laced panties to a random stranger right? So after looking on and off for a couple of weeks for a legit "pussy juice" alternative I have finally found something that looks promising!!! It's juice that is meant to smell exactly like a vagina, and it comes in a roll-on applicator and you can order it online. I'm not sure if I should post the link to it here in the forum thread bc what if custy's read this too and just order that stuff instead of our panties? I haven't decided though, I might post the link here. Anyways, I'm going to order some probably towards the end of this week so I guess I will be the guinea pig and let you guys know how it goes

    EDIT: What the heck, I'll just post the link and you guys can let me know what you think I think it shows promise until someone has actually tried it and says otherwise!!

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    Good idea!
    Taking a break from all unproductive shit will prove to be the best choice you can make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BustyAmeera View Post
    Good idea!
    Thanks I'm keeping my fingers cross that this stuff smells like the real deal lol

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    Hahhaha! This site has me cracking up! Too funny.....for your own smelling pleasure!

    Lolz! Guys are so dumb....like woman wold ever be interested in a vile of sweaty balls scent.

    Hoping it works for you though! Good find

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherriebomb View Post
    Hahhaha! This site has me cracking up! Too funny.....for your own smelling pleasure!

    Lolz! Guys are so dumb....like woman wold ever be interested in a vile of sweaty balls scent.

    Hoping it works for you though! Good find
    haha yeah the advertisement made me crack up too LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherriebomb View Post
    Hahhaha! This site has me cracking up! Too funny.....for your own smelling pleasure!

    Lolz! Guys are so dumb....like woman wold ever be interested in a vile of sweaty balls scent.

    Hoping it works for you though! Good find
    You'd be surprised.....


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    Default Re: Fake Pussy Juice!!!!

    put in on an oil burner and see what happens...

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    LMFAO WOW LOVE THE COMMRECIAL. jk its creepy but made me lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CamWhore View Post
    put in on an oil burner and see what happens...
    lol what do you mean?

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    ^^ its probably just oil

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberluv View Post
    ^^ its probably just oil
    no i dont think so, the description described it as a yellowy discharge lol

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    If it is a little on the oily side just mix it with a little lube. They wont know the difference Most of these tards have probably never been up close and personal with the real thing anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherriebomb View Post
    If it is a little on the oily side just mix it with a little lube. They wont know the difference Most of these tards have probably never been up close and personal with the real thing anyways.
    Exactly, I figure that if a guy is really desperate enough to buy a random cyber chick's used panties he probably doesn't know what real vajayjay juice smells like anyway

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    Default Re: Fake Pussy Juice!!!!

    When I come across something like that I always keep wondering in what situation the "inventor" thought about his "invention"...

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    I think ppl buyin our panties shouldnt be called tards they are after all paying us to send them
    its just like a guy calling us bitches and whores after he has had a wank and cum to us.

    I do like the idea, but i'll stick to wearing them for a couple hours or so, i get a few buy my knickers after ive wore them on cam, i really dont mind at all.

    Jess
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    To each her own love.

    I have no problem with any of this stuff but I still think the guys that buy used panties are a little on the desperate side. Mabey tard wasnt the best choice? Glad they exist though, since it makes us a lot of money. I will cash in on desperation all day long

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    i think its the fact they are getting smthin from a fantasy, like we are fantasies on a cam, what they cant touch, but we will bring them enjoyment at the right price, and the fact that they can get our USED panties is an exciting thought, its about like when a rock star throws somthing to teh crowd?

    meh, i dont get ppl who just like panties tho lol, theres lotsa fetishes i dont get, but deffo each to thier own

    xxxxx
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    I LOVE the "when a rock star throws something into a crowd" analogy!

    Perfect way to sum it up

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    Not that you'd ever get busted, but to say they are getting worn panties and real pussy juice, and then sending them something fake is not only just basically rude and hurts the girls who really do send the real thing, but is also fraud. I'd find it pretty damn funny if one of these guys who is so obsessed got them analyzed and sued the girl...cept then it would be news and her real name would come out and stuff. All sorts of liability involved here I think.

    Just don't know why you'd go to so much trouble to avoid doing this right and not being the girl who ruins a good thing for the ones who DO send the real thing. Just my .02 cents.

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    PS. I'm glad you posted this though, because now if I put up the auction site, ALL girls selling used clothing will have to digitally sign that the product is real and has been worn as stated. Keeps me safe if you cheat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bambalina View Post
    Not that you'd ever get busted, but to say they are getting worn panties and real pussy juice, and then sending them something fake is not only just basically rude and hurts the girls who really do send the real thing, but is also fraud. I'd find it pretty damn funny if one of these guys who is so obsessed got them analyzed and sued the girl...cept then it would be news and her real name would come out and stuff. All sorts of liability involved here I think.

    Just don't know why you'd go to so much trouble to avoid doing this right and not being the girl who ruins a good thing for the ones who DO send the real thing. Just my .02 cents.

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    PS. I'm glad you posted this though, because now if I put up the auction site, ALL girls selling used clothing will have to digitally sign that the product is real and has been worn as stated. Keeps me safe if you cheat.
    ive never promised i had worn them lol i was just going to say the smell like pussy or something like that. there are ways to get around that but i see your point

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    You'd want to ensure it REALLY smells like it and can pass some tests. There are forums dedicated to this stuff where guys will blacklist girls for sending fake splooge panties.

    Have you ever been to the Gassy Erotica Forums? Its for scat and fart fetish guys. They will DRAG a girls name in the mud if they feel like she is faking farting (farting into panties, on clips, pumping their asses with air, fake poo - they even have lists of who does what and warnings of who not to buy from)

    The quirkier fetish guys tend to be 'experts', so tread carefully

    I will say though that this topic title is HILARIOUS and brightened my day!
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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    Exactly! They are pretty obsessed, that is why I say I'd be real careful of liability. Cuz where you think you're safe because who would actually report this stuff, one of these guys MIGHT. I would HATE to be the 'test case'....

    Now, if the stuff is truly good, you could wear the panties for 2 hours and then swipe it once with this stuff...or the other way around...THAT would make for quicker panty turn-around and no fraud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCummings View Post
    Exactly, I figure that if a guy is really desperate enough to buy a random cyber chick's used panties he probably doesn't know what real vajayjay juice smells like anyway
    These guys are just really into the smell of a woman and eating the dried crud off her panties. I used to sell mine all the time and the majority of the guys had girlfriends/wives. This one guy though, he was a total creeper. I figured when he stopped buying from me he was snatching them from laundrymats. He could barely even speak to a woman.

    It was fairly routine though, maybe 1 out of every 5 sales, that someone would accuse me of "salting" my panties with fake pussy juice. That would especially happen if they'd asked me to wear them for a few days...maybe I'm just extra juicy and they didn't believe it was real!

    I would just reply and tell them that it's all natural (as it was, I care not if I leave DNA in their mouths) and say, "surely you've had enough experience with women at this point in your life to know what real pussy smells and tastes like, right?" Never had any disputes after that. I mean, how are you going to fight that? You're not gonna have them DNA tested. LOL, I should offer that!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CamWhore View Post
    put in on an oil burner and see what happens...
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Most amazingly hilarious website ever! lmao

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