Is it just me or do all guys on cam say they have 8 inch cocks? I hear that ALL THE TIME. Why do they think we want these giant horse cocks?! Extra hilarity goes to the ones who act all modest about it.
"Oh bb, would you fuck me even tho I have only 8 inches?"
I always laugh and sometimes tell him to stop fucking with me. Depending on how cheeky I'm feeling I'll call him out and tell him not only does he not have an 8 inch cock but he knows damn well that 4-6 is the average. Sometimes they act all surprised or deny it. I know I'm fucking with my money there but I can't help it, that shit cracks me up.
Anyway, just today I realized. I have one of those Doc Johnson "vibro-realistic" dildoes. They're not made in nice, normal, comfortable sizes but they do look real and the guys love that. I got the smallest one, 6 inches. I don't like, make a point of going, "I have this honking huge 6 inch dildo here!" I just pick it up when they ask if I have toys.
These very same "8 inch cock" guys will invariably exclaim about how huge the thing is! What, my dildo that is 2 inches smaller than your own dick is "huge" now?![]()




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