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    Smiley The 8 inch cock phenomenon

    Is it just me or do all guys on cam say they have 8 inch cocks? I hear that ALL THE TIME. Why do they think we want these giant horse cocks?! Extra hilarity goes to the ones who act all modest about it.

    "Oh bb, would you fuck me even tho I have only 8 inches?"

    I always laugh and sometimes tell him to stop fucking with me. Depending on how cheeky I'm feeling I'll call him out and tell him not only does he not have an 8 inch cock but he knows damn well that 4-6 is the average. Sometimes they act all surprised or deny it. I know I'm fucking with my money there but I can't help it, that shit cracks me up.

    Anyway, just today I realized. I have one of those Doc Johnson "vibro-realistic" dildoes. They're not made in nice, normal, comfortable sizes but they do look real and the guys love that. I got the smallest one, 6 inches. I don't like, make a point of going, "I have this honking huge 6 inch dildo here!" I just pick it up when they ask if I have toys.

    These very same "8 inch cock" guys will invariably exclaim about how huge the thing is! What, my dildo that is 2 inches smaller than your own dick is "huge" now?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    I always ask for them to show it to me with a ruler.
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    I hear that all the time. I have an 8 inch didlo and the guys that claim they are 10 always tell me how theat's bigger than they are. So I always wonder (1) do they really believe they are 10 inches? And if so (2) do they think I'm really fitting some 14 in dong inside me? Lol.

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    Default Re: The 8 inch cock phenomenon

    It's because they are measuring their cock in internet inches.

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    men are kinda dumb T.G.I.F. THANK GOD I'M FEMALE

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    I'm always impressed when what they claim their cock is .. is what their cock looks like.


    I really hate the super super long ones that are past their belly buttons and so floppy, though. Just a confession.

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    Default Re: The 8 inch cock phenomenon

    They measure in cyber inches... I had a guy put on one of those fake cocks and do a c2c like I wouldnt notice the line at the base of his dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    They measure in cyber inches... I had a guy put on one of those fake cocks and do a c2c like I wouldnt notice the line at the base of his dick
    Bwahahahahaha! I cannot BELIEVE the lenghts some guys would go to to get the thrill of someone looking at their "big dick". He had to buy a prostetic and he had to pay you to watch it. Man, this just brightened my kinda crappy evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    They measure in cyber inches... I had a guy put on one of those fake cocks and do a c2c like I wouldnt notice the line at the base of his dick
    roflol!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    It's like that joke. How come women are so bad at math? They've been told their whole lives that this |---------------| is 8 inches.

    I slept w/a guy who kept saying he was 7 inches and bragging about it in public. Finally I was so sick of it that I said, "really? When was that?" next time he bragged in public. He got all mad and went to measure. Sure enough if he didn't somehow disappear 3 inches!

    "I! I don't know how this happened! It SHRUNK! MY DICK SHRUNK!"

    Dick inches.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    This thread is so funny cause it's SO true!!!

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    and I hate when they try to do the dick photos offers. I say tip me with or without being tipped I just pretend to them the ones that tipped viewing in truth just delete it without viewing it.

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    lmao! I think men actually measure from the bottom of their ball sack to the tip of their head, and use that as their number... not realizing that your penis size is actually your insertable length. I just let them get away with it though.. 'bb would u like to have this 10 inch cock in you?' 'oh of course bb.. i love 10 inch cocks.' or sometimes a guy will come in and say 'u like big cock bb?' and i'll say 'i love all kinds of cocks,.. big small thick and thin' just so i don't lose a customer that asks me that question looking for a different answer. I never ever look at dick pics unless it's a customer that wants sph... but I have seen some huuuuuge dicks on c2c.. funny thing though, the big dick guys never show their faces.

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    where do you get those guys with their cocks so small? all mine usually say they are 9 to 11

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingergina View Post
    where do you get those guys with their cocks so small? all mine usually say they are 9 to 11
    :ROFLOL:

    Oh Jeze! They just keep getting bigger!

    Where on earth do they think they're going to put an 11" dong anyway?! Do they realize that we only have but so much space inside us? Out of curiousity I just measured. It's 11" from my pubic bone to the bottom of my STERNUM!

    "Fuck bruising the shit out of yr cervix bb, I bruise yr DIAPHRAGM!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    My last roommate and I both slept w/a guy who said he had a 9" cock. Our rooms were right next to each other and one night I heard her laughing angrily, "..If you are measuring from your ASSHOLE!"

    See, that's why I don't think they should pretend they're hung like mules. Sure, do that with us if it makes you feel better since you're never going to meet us but don't do it IRL. Dick inches or not, I kinda know roughly what's 4 inches or 6 inches. I prefer that. You come around crowing that you're packing 10 and I'm going to go away. The girl who will pick you will be disappointed b/c she was looking for that and you had 5 which would have been perfect for me.

    Chanel, I'm totally going to say that from now on, "Oooh I just love all kinds of cock!" Genius.

    Brown Sugar, lol, I totally have a guy who sends them to me all the time on SM. I think he forgets that he does it. He's just got a form letter, I bet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockette View Post
    I always ask for them to show it to me with a ruler.
    OMG! I was thinking of you saying this when I had a guy last night. He was into small cocks tho and he used all sorts of things for comparison! He had a AA battery, a paperclip, a tiny flashlight, a coin. I was laughing my ass off and thinking, "Rockette would really appreciate this!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    I think we're all ignoring the fact that internet inches (ii) is a different measurement unit than real inches (ri), well established in the ISI (internet system of units), which is not to be confused with SI (international system of units). Formula to calculate the difference between these two is:

    ii = X*1.7

    where X is the size of the cock in ri.

    So, lets say for example a guy has a 5 ri cock. Put into this math formula it would look like this:

    ii = 5*1.7 = 8.5
    Last edited by MistyRose; 02-16-2011 at 11:07 AM. Reason: typo

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    :ROFLOL:

    "Fuck bruising the shit out of yr cervix bb, I bruise yr DIAPHRAGM!"
    i think their goal is a reverse blowjob when their cocks would come out of our mouths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    OMG! I was thinking of you saying this when I had a guy last night. He was into small cocks tho and he used all sorts of things for comparison! He had a AA battery, a paperclip, a tiny flashlight, a coin. I was laughing my ass off and thinking, "Rockette would really appreciate this!"
    You just made me spit out my drink!
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