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    Mind Blowing Caught in the act: Bumping into IRL people ITC

    I was working Saturday night at Pumptown, jamming out to Pantera, when I see my roommate waving cheerfully at me. OMFG. I was wearing nothing but a pair of backseam stockings and a smile. Now it's not a state secret where I work or what I do. I just didn't expect my roommate to catch me at such an awkward moment...

    Anyone else have crazier tales? Mine is pretty banal compared to most. It was just a bit odd.
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    I've actually never seen anyone I knew. one time I thought I saw a guy from my hometown sitting with 2 other guys I didn't recognize. I asked the shot girl to DISCREETLY go up to them and ask all of their names and then come back to me and tell me the names. turns out it wasn't the guy but the shot girl was like "I told him that you thought you recognized him and wanted to know his name but it's not him right???" I was like WOW THANKS if it had been the guy from my school and he had seen me it would have been a dead giveaway. dumb bitch. why the hell do you think I was hiding in the dj booth -.-

    hardly anyone knows I dance and the more people I tell, the further away from my hometown I work. I went from working at a club 30 mins away from where I grew up to 2 hours away. I want this to stay a secret!

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    one of my professors (who tipped me onstage. >.< )

    and a girl from my drawing class, i pulled her up onstage and licked her boobies!!
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    In 5+ years I've had only 2 awkward recognitions. My most recent one really caught me off guard and I thought I was invincable/invisible!

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    I've had one of the teachers from my high school walk in, several of my former classmates from college and high school, and most recently part of my high school's football team from when I was there. That was way too freaky. Now I don't worry too much but it still scares me.

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    I've never seen anyone that I really know, but I had my closest encounter the other day with two younger guys. One of them had been my waiter at a restaurant, and after chit chatting with them for a bit, it turned out that we frequented some similar spots and had a mutual DJ friend, which likely means a few other mutual friends. Once I realized how close they were to me I clammed up about trying to find something in common. At least they were leaving for a 3-week vacation a few days later, followed by a move to Florida to work!

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    At the mall with my dad who know I dance, stupid girl from 2nd level yelling,"So Fine Divyne....So Fine Divyne. It's me Cherry." People are looking around and I am not. Trying to wish her out of existence and my dad just goes,"So that's what you call yourself at that place?" I'm glad my parents know.
    Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.

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    Well i'm not a stripper but a camgirl and got recognized the other day when i was on MFC...it was a guy from my hometown..(which btw doesn't help if i blocked the state bc he moved a few states away) lol Of course im one of those models that charges for pms so he couldnt do that so he tipped me a few tokens just so he could say his name in the tip box. He kept tipping me like 10 tokens here and there and would say his name again and then also put in there dont u remember me??
    uuugghhhh i kept thanking him for the tips of course but would ignore the fact that i knew him lol I was freaking out bc i didnt know what to do. So he YELLS it in flippn free chat!! i still ignore him hahah....well i went to pvt w/a different guy but i have another comp that is set up w/ mfc so i can see what the guys say when im gone. He was asking my guys how much to be on friends list..they told him then he was like omg guys i know this girl from my hometown. which thankfully i dont think the guys believed him bc ppl are always saying shit like that u know to freak u out.
    Well i get outta pvt and BAM he tips me my 200 tokens for friends list...i was like FUCK...so now there is no ignoring him. he starts pming me and saying remember when shit and my mind is just racing. He has ALWAYS had a HUGE crush on me so i was scared to ban him bc he might tell everybody. But anyways he has been in my room a cpl times and tipped me and always trying to give me his number to "catch up". I DONT WANA CATCH UP I JUST WANA BE LEFT ALONE..but i have to be nice and be like okay. well ive never texted him so maybe he got the picture im hoping!! and the last two times ive been on mfc he hasnt. THANK GOD. Im just glad he lives in a state that i know no one!! but im still scared!! lol

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    A club I sometimes work at has $2 drinks on Tuesdays so it fills up with local service industry people. Almost every time I work there on a Tuesday there's at least a few people who know me and/or my husband. I've somehow gotten used to it.

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    Ended up dancing for one of my Art History professors the other night. It felt a little odd to be discussing Post-minimalism while half naked. Maybe I should ask for extra credit or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by C0RINNE View Post
    Ended up dancing for one of my Art History professors the other night. It felt a little odd to be discussing Post-minimalism while half naked. Maybe I should ask for extra credit or something?
    LOL!

    I've seen a few guys from high school, which didn't bother me at all. They were all like, "OMG, you were that blonde Goth chick who always wore the black trench coat! I always though you were soooo hot..."

    There's been a few friends and mutual friends that have come in as well. And my bastard abusive ex-boyfriend's best friend came in once...but I never had a problem with him, and when he assured me Kyle wasn't going to show up, I relaxed and we had a good time. He didn't buy dances (which would have been terribly awkward), but he DID encourage all his friends to.

    I had an ex-boyfriend see me there one night...he turned into a semi-regular, and I swear to god he was more into the lap dances than he had been into the sex back when we dated. It got a little weird, especially since he started trying to ask me out again.

    I've never had a teacher or professor come in, though several know I'm a dancer. I don't think I would mind if one of them did...hey, more money, right? I would only find it awkward if they started trying to trade dances or extras for grades, which I don't think any of them would, since I definitely don't need help with that (I usually set the curve in my classes) and if they tried to blackmail me or something, I'd go straight to the dean.

    The only thing that would be semi-awkward for me would be if my mom's co-workers and subordinates came in. But in 2 1/2 years, they never did, so I stopped worrying.

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    I used to cocktail waitress at a beach resort. I started dancing and once the old GM and controller of the hotel (basically me ex-bosses bosses) would come in every Saturday. I thought they never saw me because my club has 5 stages and I was never on stage where they sat. The top earners/old timers of the club would hang out with them in between other custies, and I was new so it was super intimidating.

    But one day I was on stage where they were, the GM of the hotel requested me to be! I was so embarressed but hid it. He tipped me $50 on stage and tipped me well each time I would see him there. I was so sad when he moved out of state, I have not seen him since.

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    I danced for my veterinarian a couple of times.... It was kinda sad, because I thought he was Mr. Sexy Vet, but it turns out he was just another drunken frat boy with some issues. He started crying during a dance because he "just wanted to help the animals..." A nice sentiment, but you're in the middle of a dance. Eeeee....
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    I'm animal lover, I would have thought his sensitivity was a turn on

    Am I weird?

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    At work, 3 young guys walked in while i was on stage. This stage is big, they sat on one side. I always look at customers who walk in.. and they just looked REALLY similar from highschool. I go all the way to the other side of the stage and dance while hiding my face with my hair extensions. The lighting and the hair extensions saved me or else without those they would know its me.

    I never liked them either and never got along with them so it was worse than someone who i just went to school with and was ok with. After I went off stage, they kept on glaring, and I never got close to them, but the haircut, faces, clothes, their voice was exactly the same.. They didnt buy anything and left after 10mins. Whew.

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    I've had coworkers from my other job or friends/acquaintances that didn't know I danced come in. But those I manage to laugh off. I think the most awkward one though was a girl I see several times a week at the center where I donate plasma. I sat down next to her friend and then leaned around him to ask her name. I literally looked right at her, heard her name, and it didn't click XD She awkwardly avoided looking at me for about half an hour until I came back to her table to ask for tips, and she pulled me down and was like "You go to **** don't you?"

    I felt really dumb, but we laugh about it now lol

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    Well, since I'm also military I've seen tons of my fellow service men (from my command and/or previous commands) coming by to the club.

    One time, this guy from when I was in training came by (he had now PCSed to Virginia), and at first he couldn't believe it was me, so he laugh out hard (his buddy, however, stuffed my bra with tons of singles), but when I hopped on stage, he tipped me really well.

    I've also seen tons of officers, but they don't know me; but they tip me good 'cause they think is surprising that some stripper knows about naval aircraft.





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    Its inevitable that I would have guys from work come in some time or another. I work on alot of construction sites for my regular job doing inspections and Iv had a few people come into the club and recognize me. It doesnt really bother me and they always end up getting dances anyway. I tell them they better keep my secret, but I dont really care one way or the other. Alot of people in my office know and think its funny that I work there, wear a hard hat and safety gear all week, then go and strip on the weekends.

    Iv had an ex boyfriends brother come into the club and see me. Never saw him at the club again but he did buy dances.

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    This is going to come across as weird, but it IS true ...

    ... some of my son's high school teammates !!!

    Before retiring, I made the mistake of doing a long time friend and local clubowner a favor by performing in his club - which was within 50 miles of 'home'. As a nude club customers only need to be age 18. Wouldn't you know it, some of my son's football teammates ( who had previously visited my house on occasion ) walked into this club. Fortunately for me, I wasn't onstage and thus was (almost) covered. Talk about 'Stacy's Mom' !

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    My female bank manager. She came in after I had to tell her where I worked, she got very drunk and came in once a week until she finally bought a dance from me. Most awkward dance I ever did :S

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    MY HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE TEACHER D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    he fucking came in tonight!!!!!!! I didn't even notice him sitting at the stage until it was WAAAAAAY too late!!!!

    thankfully high school was 3 years ago and I don't think there's any way he'll ever be able to tell my parents or anything like that but omg caught me so off guard. I'm still freaked out!!!!

    that's the first time I've ever seen an IRL person ITC

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    ^dude...that would be like my WORST nightmare. How the hell did you finish your stage set?

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    Just ran into my cousin. It's obvious we noticed each other since we both left short after.

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    What is with all the teachers!? When I was in high school, I could never ever picture my teachers in a strip club! I meet tons of teachers/professors, and have run into one of mine as well.

    Tonight I met a guy from my 7th grade algebra class... I didn't remember him but he said he had a huuuuge crush on me then. I said he had to be mistaken because I wasn't from around here and I was super awkward and quiet back then, he couldn't possibly have 'liked' me. He continued on to say that he was super awkward and shy and that's why we never talked but said he'd get a dance since he had such a huge crush on me ten years ago. Weird? lol.

    Also a kid I went to k-8 with... he used to wear a sherriffs badge and is now in the police academy. Hilarious.

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