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    Default I almost killed my husband lmao!

    Ok im going edit this out later , but i had to share with my SW sisters!

    me and my husband , been together forever , only ever been with each other

    Hes really curious sexualy , and we decided to try and take the next step in

    sexual adventures.

    Well we decided to try a golden shower lmao , me on him (Im not that freaky)

    and well , he liked it the first time , but a hour later , after a big gulp , i needed to go again

    and he said i should on him lmao , i was a bit freaked out in his freakyness.

    but i thought wth , give it a go for him , i warned him there was ALOT of pee pee.


    Welp , i started peeing , and i couldnt watch his face , but i felt him tugging my legs

    i look down , and my husband is gasping for air , red as blood , eyes bugging out.

    Haha i panicked and set down , on his chest , almost crushing him , lol as he crawls from the bathroom gasping and choking...

    Moral , dont experiment lmao
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    Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Hahaha next time he'll let you go pee alone loll

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    Hahaha! Your husband is a good sport lol

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    LOL ty for sharing

    xxxxx
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    lolololol. im gonna have nightmares about this later.

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    lol wow





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    HOLY SHIT BALLS!! omg i cant stop laughing!! thats hilarious girl!! lmao

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    Hahaha you sound like me and my b. We've together for years and we always try new things that usually fail lol.
    This is so funny though. At least it's something to laugh about for forever!!

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    UR Fucking disgusting I mean wtf!!!! So the first time I pissed on my ex..... LMFAO


    That was some funny shit. Death from a shower of piss.

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    Daaaaaaaamn you're freaky!


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    you ARE freaky lol
    lmao
    i love your posts though! <3 xoxo

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    One time my BF wanted to watch me pee... in a toilet. I thought THAT was weird... ugh I can't imagine peeing in his mouth. lmao.

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    this is great lol!

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    Default Re: I almost killed my husband lmao!

    whats up with ppl being freaky? if u never try, u never know, who cares what ur kinks are, if u and ur partner enjoy it, go do it! no one else has to join in lol.

    I like girls with a lil flare for enjoyment and adventure, so go for it

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    I'm dieing from menstrual cramps and this was the single highlight of my day, so awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    I'm dieing from menstrual cramps and this was the single highlight of my day, so awesome!

    OMG. Me too. Mentral cramps and my back is killing me. Forgot I was starting my period on thurs. On wed I was still $300 away from my weekly goal. I made it but it really took a toll on my back.

    My husband and I try freaky stuff all the time. I think you have to try harder when you're married. It's always nice to hear when couples aren't afraid to ask their partners to try stuff. I'm a member of a mom's forum and a lot of girls on there are so afraid to tell their husbands stuff. I think it's sad.

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    Ya I wanted to work today but that just wasn't happening. I hope I feel better tomorrow as I have a huge company dinner (my bf job) tomorrow. I still have to find something to wear.

    Ya I'm all for couples experimenting. Being honest with one another and their desires. Go marriage sex go!

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    Lol!!! very adventurous yep!...
    now i feel like my relationship with my bf is going thru the toilet..

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    omg, im on my period too!

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