I'm calling it flu™
On being exposed to flu™, within a few days, liquids of various colors and consistency will come out of every exist orifice you got at just under the speed of sound...
within the week, flu™ will keep you unable to eat, and the chills and fever will keep your metabolism elevated even without incoming calories.
flu™ will cause rapid weight loss.
Major draw back is, you will feel like shit squared, and If you are elderly, have a compromised immune system, etc., you could die.
I plan to market flu™ in single dose vials by next year.





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