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    I'm calling it flu™

    On being exposed to flu™, within a few days, liquids of various colors and consistency will come out of every exist orifice you got at just under the speed of sound...

    within the week, flu™ will keep you unable to eat, and the chills and fever will keep your metabolism elevated even without incoming calories.

    flu™ will cause rapid weight loss.

    Major draw back is, you will feel like shit squared, and If you are elderly, have a compromised immune system, etc., you could die.

    I plan to market flu™ in single dose vials by next year.
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    Awwwwww......LOL! You poor schmuck. ;-)

    Hope you feel better soon!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica1001 View Post
    Awwwwww......LOL! You poor schmuck. ;-)

    Hope you feel better soon!!!
    Actually, FINALLY getting over it, but it's nasty one. Have not had the flu in probably a decade.
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    I just had the flu a couple weeks ago... so friggin horrible!!! But on the bright side I lost weight, too. My skinny jeans fit amazingly well.

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    Default Re: The GREATEST weight loss product if all time!

    This is why I love the flu. I get it like once a year-lasts 24 hours to a week. Almost always lose at least 3 lbs. :-)
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    Is this like a new juice fast I haven't heard of? ::tilts head to side, vacant smile::

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    LMAO! Oh dear yeah, it's going around. I wish I could say my hermit ways will keep me safe, but my husband has a job where he works with people who deal with other people, etc. Only a matter of time before he wakes up one day coughing pathetically.

    Hopefully my vitamin routine will protect me...although I could stand to lose about 5 lbs.

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    Default Re: The GREATEST weight loss product if all time!

    This is sooo true...I got the flu in Summer of 2008, and I was sick with a fever of 103+ for 11 days. My throat swelled until it was almost shut and swallowing anything was excruciatingly painful. I lost about fifteen pounds in that time. In retrospect, I really probably should have gone to the hospital, but I didn't have health insurance.

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    Me too!! Just had the flu and lost my jelly belly that I have had since baby! Hurrah for flu!
    Now how to keep it off??!!

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    Hope you feel better!

    I thought about marketing my ex as a weight loss plan. I was down to 94.5 pounds at one point due to the stress he caused me, and actually that is 92.5 if you subtract out the weight of my implants. That's less than I weighed when I was 12.

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    eh. i tried it before. showed a lot of promise the first day or two, but i end up gaining because of the lack of exercise and all the iced cream i eat to make my throat feel better.
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