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    I never laughed so fucking hard in my life. I had tears coming down my face.

    This custy tipped me $1 Gold and said what do I get for that. After I finish laughing and making jokes about it he said oh come on atleast a nipple flash. I flashed him a smile and he wrote:

    "Fine Bitch you stupid fucking ripoff bitch" Laughing as I right this

    So a whole $1 (.35).... I guess I should have started fucking myself right there in free chat with all that money he tipped.

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    Ask him what he would do for .35? These guys are nuts lol

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    This bullshit is why I wish tips weren't even allowed unless in a pay session. ugh. Even if it were 50 percent or 80 percent there are still a lot of guys who think they are going to get to see something for a damn dollar.

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    lol or even for 5 dollars! I love the ones that try to get free rides on everyone elses tips. Ive already been tipped large amounts and in pm told not to undress ect... and you always have the guy who is ignorant enough to say something about seeing your tits now...

    If you cant afford to pay to play put the computer away!!!!!

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    For a $1 I will give you a "thank you" and blow you a kiss.

    But thats about it.

    The hell?

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    I was just going to post something about this. My conversation with this dude:

    him: hey baby
    me: hi
    him: show me your ass
    me: in pvt
    "him" sent you $1 gold
    him: show me your ass
    me: thanks for the gold but I don't show in here
    he leaves.

    I laughed forever on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shannonkristin View Post
    lol or even for 5 dollars! I love the ones that try to get free rides on everyone elses tips. Ive already been tipped large amounts and in pm told not to undress ect... and you always have the guy who is ignorant enough to say something about seeing your tits now...

    If you cant afford to pay to play put the computer away!!!!!
    lol That happened when I started laughing someone tipped me $5 and the ass said ok he gave you gold so whats up??? *Cricket*

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    has anyone ever had a guy write out "JimsBigkock Has Sent You $2.00 Gold"

    Like we don't know the difference?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    has anyone ever had a guy write out "JimsBigkock Has Sent You $2.00 Gold"

    Like we don't know the difference?!
    I think I would lose it if someone tried to get away with that.

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    Ppl do that a lot on mfc its so fucked up. I've only had it a couple of times on streamate so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by shannonkristin View Post
    I love the ones that try to get free rides on everyone elses tips. Ive already been tipped large amounts and in pm told not to undress ect... and you always have the guy who is ignorant enough to say something about seeing your tits now...


    The ones who try to get free rides on other people's tips have really got some nerve.....

    I banned someone a lil while ago for complaining about my panties still being on. He called them "grandma panties" (they weren't grandma panties...far from it!) just because he was hoping to see a thong. I swear some guys are fuckin retarded. And when other people tipped me, he was like "Ok, you've made enough money now...time to get those panties off." *rolls eyes* I banned his ass, and then my panties came off after that...hehe.

    And the other day I told my #1 regular/tipper that if he's the only one tipping towards a whipped cream show and no one helps him out, I would do it for him one-on-one via Skype. There were other premiums sitting there in silence with tokens. Even if each premium with tokens just tips like 10 tokens each, that really adds up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    has anyone ever had a guy write out "JimsBigkock Has Sent You $2.00 Gold"

    Like we don't know the difference?!

    I've been in other models' rooms and saw guys post a banner saying "has tipped 0.5 token," and then they would laugh. WTF? That's not even funny, and if you pull a stunt like that with the wrong model, she will ban your ass in a heartbeat.

    And yeah, some of them will also try to type out the words "MrSeeMoreButts has tipped 20 tokens," like they think we're idiots or something.
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    I'm on my new account on mfc. And some guy was like "have u been tipped before" I told him yes. And he's "like prove it, what does a tip look like." and wanted me to describe it. He said he wanted to make sure I knew what a real tip looked like. What a fuckwit. And as he was trying to quiz me a bunch of ppl started tipping in my room. The fuckwit was pming me. Most retarded way to try to waste my time ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    I'm on my new account on mfc. And some guy was like "have u been tipped before" I told him yes. And he's "like prove it, what does a tip look like." and wanted me to describe it. He said he wanted to make sure I knew what a real tip looked like. What a fuckwit. And as he was trying to quiz me a bunch of ppl started tipping in my room. The fuckwit was pming me. Most retarded way to try to waste my time ever.
    What does it look like? Seriously? What an idiot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    has anyone ever had a guy write out "JimsBigkock Has Sent You $2.00 Gold"

    Like we don't know the difference?!

    Wow, that's insane! These assholes must think we rode the short bus to school.

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    im so bad at comeback i'd prob say something silly like..
    "JimsBigkock wears his grandma's panties"
    in return and then ban the offender.. haha im a dork

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    I honestly wonder how some of them ever manage to even have a computer, turn it on, find a site and create an account... boggles my mind... my cat has more common sense, and she just chased her tail for the last hour.... hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurielegs View Post
    This bullshit is why I wish tips weren't even allowed unless in a pay session. ugh. Even if it were 50 percent or 80 percent there are still a lot of guys who think they are going to get to see something for a damn dollar.
    Exactly!
    or allow option to set-up minimum tip start $5,$10, and up nothing less. I don't like tips unless it's a minimum $5 dollars and up anything less just don't want to get it and with 1 dollar they don't deserve no flashes just a coke and a smile

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    Or like how on CWH we get to great our own tips the way we set our prices, so they can scroll through preset option $1- blow kiss $5-shake ass. $10- handbra etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    has anyone ever had a guy write out "JimsBigkock Has Sent You $2.00 Gold"

    Like we don't know the difference?!
    Well some girls *like me* are dumb enough to fall for it. I had a guy on MFC send a photo of the thing that comes up when you tip someone and then titled the photo "so and so sent you *whatever nice tip*"

    The title of the photo played at the top of the window just like a tip does and the photo looked JUST LIKE the top thing, since it was the tip thing, just a photo of it. I started to get up and flash for him before I realized that I hadn't heard the tip sound.

    I sat back down and said, "Waait a second. You tipped me? I didn't hear the sound." He said he had, I looked at my counter, which hadn't moved, and then a few seconds later guys started going, "oh. Yeah, no he didn't tip you." LOL, they were just gonna go with it until I caught him!


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    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    What a fucking asshole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurielegs View Post
    This bullshit is why I wish tips weren't even allowed unless in a pay session. ugh. Even if it were 50 percent or 80 percent there are still a lot of guys who think they are going to get to see something for a damn dollar.
    I agree! Unfortunately more and more sites are going to start follwing the mfc model, but I don't want this to happen, I like privates and I totally agree with what you are saying! I even talked to a staff member for one of the sites I work on last week, and he said that the site was going to start using a system where the majority of the money would be coming from tips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    has anyone ever had a guy write out "JimsBigkock Has Sent You $2.00 Gold"
    This bullshit was fucking RAMPANT on LiveJasmin. Luckily, I never fell for it. Double-luckily, I got myself the hell off that spammer's heaven, and fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    Or like how on CWH we get to great our own tips the way we set our prices, so they can scroll through preset option $1- blow kiss $5-shake ass. $10- handbra etc
    what's CWH?



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