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    I was looking at my SM page tonight and was surprised to see how many folks I had banned. I don't even remember why I'd banned half of them. I kept 'em banned because, well, it must have been for good reason but I found myself curious. How many do y'all have banned? Do you remember why you banned them? What are ban-able offenses to you?

    For me, ban-able offenses; being a super dick for no reason, "You're a fat cow ugly whore!" in free chat. Repeatedly saying the same thing in free chat. Popping in and out of group chat (SM only). Posting annoying pictures over and over after I've asked you to stop. Being another girl or helping another girl and telling ppl to go to her room instead of mine (unless you're a friend and I said it was ok to poach from my room)/

    Oh, the title of the thread came from this video http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    ^all of the above Including continuous begging on streamate. I can understand it on mfc but I will shut you DOWN on sm.

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    136 Ban List

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    I'm sure they deserved it. If they really want to pay for a show with you they will find a way to grovel and apologize for weeks. I tell them I'll consider it, but I rarely make exceptions. If I do un-ban them, they are like happy little boys on Christmas morning. And they usually behave after that.

    Free chat is like being a teacher in a 7th grade classroom. Or training puppies.

    I love the ban button now. I'll usually say something like 'congratulations! That comment just earned you insta-ban'.

    I ban guys that try and 'convince' me to be submissive. 'But bb, you just need to be dominated by a real man like me' Insta-ban

    I ban guys who ask if I do anal after I've just explained that I only do Domination and fetish shows. Insta-ban! Well I usually tell them I'll be happy to use my strap-on and fuck their ass first. Then I'll ban them.

    Racist and sexist comments are also grounds for insta-ban.

    There should be a ban button for life. I would never be able to work in a regular job again. I <3 the ban button.

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    Some as already been mentioned and trying to ride on someone else's tip. "He just tipped you 1 gold so you can take your bra off now"

    I know I banned one for saying I was boring because I was clothed. Him: boring; me: you sure are *ban*
    And one wanted me to take my bra off. I knew he wasn't planning on spending any money so I said "sure 10 gold" His reponse: I could have you for real for less than that. My response: Ha! You could never have me *banned*

    Forgot to add: I have 108 banned. I went thru my list the other day and I don't even remember some of the names. Lol.

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    I banned like crazy on MFC the other night. Just couldn't deal with this loud mouth in my room and why did this guy get to watch me in THE LOUNGE? What the f*** is that? They need to disable the feature all together. I feel "The lounge" should only be for people you haven't banned or kicked and wtf ban is for 6 hrs??? So the next day I have to deal with that loser?? Or you have to go in and select 60 day ban. Why would I even want that person coming back?

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    On SM - I banned a guy for trying to rush me in premium. He wrote "get naked." I ignored it but then 5 seconds after that he wrote "HURRY UP." I said "fuck you" and banned him. I was surprised because he was acting nice before the private. I'm in the 50s on the ban list.

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    I don't even know if the site I'm on has a section to see how many guys I've banned, and I wouldn't check it if it did. My ban hammer is HEAVY and it really helps me stay in good spirits. I don't even tell guys they are about to be banned. I just do it. I love it. I rarely ever ban guys who have credits, because *surprise*, they are rarely ever the rude, begging losers who deserve it. This observation has led to the creation of a one-strike policy for customers who have no credits. Insta, perma-ban on first offense with no explanation. They don't even get so much as a facial expression or acknowledgment of my even receiving the offending message. Keeps my chat room running smooth as silk. Works for me.

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    I thought this thread was gonna be about some banana fetish! lol

    Carry on.

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    @Bella Real life ban button would be AWESOME! You'd be all, "You're banned!" and then they'd suddenly disappear to be popped back out somewhere out of hearing distance of you.

    @Princess OMG, I'd never thought of that before. That is WICKED annoying! So right. LOL, I would have been like, "you could have me? No, I think you're getting my rates mixed up w/your MOM'S rates!" You rock.

    @Diamond LOL, yeah I made that title b/c when I ban ppl I sing in my head, "Ban-a-nating the countryside, ban-a-nating the peasants!" That and that funny YT video about "Tuesday on MFC" "Oh My God. You are making my head hurt. You are banned."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmisssunshine View Post
    i thought this thread was gonna be about some banana fetish! Lol

    carry on.
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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    I was looking at my SM page tonight and was surprised to see how many folks I had banned. I don't even remember why I'd banned half of them. I kept 'em banned because, well, it must have been for good reason but I found myself curious. How many do y'all have banned? Do you remember why you banned them? What are ban-able offenses to you?

    For me, ban-able offenses; being a super dick for no reason, "You're a fat cow ugly whore!" in free chat. Repeatedly saying the same thing in free chat. Popping in and out of group chat (SM only). Posting annoying pictures over and over after I've asked you to stop. Being another girl or helping another girl and telling ppl to go to her room instead of mine (unless you're a friend and I said it was ok to poach from my room)/

    Oh, the title of the thread came from this video
    i havent banned anyone yet, but just had to say... I LOVE homestarruner!

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    I'm at 256 and counting.

    Banning the beggars and the peeker non-pay guys leaves you to focus attention on the ones who buy.

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    Oh my ban hammer is fucking heavy tonight. I feel like Bam-Bam from the Flinstones. "ban ban banbanban!"

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    Okay, I'm gonna put on my n00b shirt, but I was told it wasn't a good idea to ban/kick people, so I haven't. I've wanted to -- but end up not.
    I wonder is this a site thing, the acceptability of banning? I'm not on MFC or SM (or most of the ones you all tend to mention), although I'm planning on opening accounts on other sites. Broaden my horizons.

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    its a GREAT idea to ban and kick people. Some people dont deserve to be in your presence. Im just sayin '!

    Rude? kick, Begging ? Ban.

    Fuck THAT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spotted_WildCat View Post
    Okay, I'm gonna put on my n00b shirt, but I was told it wasn't a good idea to ban/kick people, so I haven't. I've wanted to -- but end up not.
    I wonder is this a site thing, the acceptability of banning? I'm not on MFC or SM (or most of the ones you all tend to mention), although I'm planning on opening accounts on other sites. Broaden my horizons.
    Beggars never pay and buyers never beg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spotted_WildCat View Post
    Okay, I'm gonna put on my n00b shirt, but I was told it wasn't a good idea to ban/kick people, so I haven't. I've wanted to -- but end up not.
    I wonder is this a site thing, the acceptability of banning? I'm not on MFC or SM (or most of the ones you all tend to mention), although I'm planning on opening accounts on other sites. Broaden my horizons.
    Yeah the sites will tell you not to ban b/c they don't want to hurt or upset the guys who may give them money. I guess they figure us cash cows will just keep chewing our cud and letting the flies buzz.

    I ban people who annoy/abuse me and who (on SM) do the "jump in for the free 30 secs, jump out, jump back in" thing more than 2 times. 2 times can be connection issues.

    I see it this way. If you're abusing me you weren't going to buy a show from me anyway, were you? So I'm not hurting the revenue stream and I feel a lot better not dealing with you. If you jump in and jump out you're trying to scam the site, taxing bandwidth, disrupting the show and annoying me so you can jerk it for free. The site would be with me on that if I banned you.

    ...in related news it amuses the shit out of me to see charges for 38, 34, 31 seconds. Yah, that's right, you were paying too much attention and you got charged because you forgot too count assfuck! HA HA! That 1.50 is just a drop in my pot but I bet it really galls you doesn't it?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Moahaha eeeevil^

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    I really thought this thread was going to be about bananas. Too bad! I like mine with peanut butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    ...in related news it amuses the shit out of me to see charges for 38, 34, 31 seconds. Yah, that's right, you were paying too much attention and you got charged because you forgot too count assfuck! HA HA! That 1.50 is just a drop in my pot but I bet it really galls you doesn't it?!
    YES! I love this almost as much as the long shows that bring in the big money. I imagine them banging their fists in frustration when they look at their account.

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    I like bananas with peanut butter in a crepe yum..

    but also I had to ban someone today while he was in a group with me on AW. He was being demanding "show pussy bb" "show pussy while bent over" so instead of ending the show; I just clicked "kick permanently" and bam he was gone. The other guy in the room didn't even know or anything; we just continued on without the imbecile..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camateur View Post
    I like bananas with peanut butter in a crepe yum..
    mmmmmm!


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    I've banned some then unbanned them. It helped get one of the "show your ass bb" guys to shut up & watch (or take me private, which he won't of course).... I'd rather use it for the guys that don't change and continue to harass me for free stuff or insults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    I really thought this thread was going to be about bananas. Too bad! I like mine with peanut butter.
    hahaha thats too funny!

    i usually don't really care for bananas... however, I have this kick-ass banana pudding recipe that has turned me into a believer!


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