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    Dizzy Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Was she hot?
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    I dunno dude she was 48 and from Ohio....
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    Oh. /flaccid


    What a let down.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    now the one that puzzles me more is this one!!!!! The guy is kinda cute! I'd have fucked him! Why a 92 year old woman? And dead at that?
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3794389&page=1
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    CLERKS!!!!


    HAHAHA. Poor Kaitlyn....
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    ^Definitely wouldn't have banged him... but as far as him and the 92 year old... well... it's not like there are corpses just layin around. Guess you gotta take what you can get.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    now the one that puzzles me more is this one!!!!! The guy is kinda cute! I'd have fucked him! Why a 92 year old woman? And dead at that?
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3794389&page=1
    Wait what? you would've fucked this?Attachment 26027

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    ^I think she meant the guy from the link she posted after that.
    <-- that guy
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camateur View Post
    Wait what? you would've fucked this?Attachment 26027
    Strike 1) Over 35
    Strike 2) Not Sean Connery ( the only old dude I would ever fuck)
    strike 3) hmmmm he's fugly

    NO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    ^I think she meant the guy from the link she posted after that.
    <-- that guy

    This one is kinda cute....why the hell is he fucking dead old ladies...I can think of tons of horny latinas back home that'd fuck him...
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    People are strange creatures.
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    Those housewives need to stop being vain lushes and making us look like criminals

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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    WHY tell her family? "By the by, Gramma Grouper was raped by some intern! Apologies!" That's a great call to receive. Hush hush, people, hush hush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Contessa View Post
    WHY tell her family? "By the by, Gramma Grouper was raped by some intern! Apologies!" That's a great call to receive. Hush hush, people, hush hush.
    Well I'd imagine they'd have to, erm, collect evidence, ect. So they'd have to let the family know so funeral plans and what not can be made accordingly due to the delay while they... process the scene.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    What are you doing reading news from 2007?!

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    ^^^ This is just a mess. There's no way that during sex- or during okay sex- that if someone died you wouldn't know...
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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    Whoops...the first article if from January.

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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    Weird...

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    It was boring at work and I am a sick twisted little bitch ... We were watching the 1st season of Law and Order SVU which had 3 necrophilia related cases. I typed in "necrophilia" on google and started scrolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindy Bares All View Post
    ^^^ This is just a mess. There's no way that during sex- or during okay sex- that if someone died you wouldn't know...

    He would know if I was dead, trust me I ride his dick so hard it practically breaks off inside of me
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    I typed in "necrophilia" on google and started scrolling.
    And you probably pulled up every profile of mine on the internet.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    And you probably pulled up every profile of mine on the internet.

    Including Elder Scrolls IV?
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    ^Of course!
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Man has sex with corpse, claims he didn't know girlfriend was dead

    hell, I had to check and see if my ex had passed and noone told me.

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