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    What are some of the most insulting customer comments and/or gestures you've heard at work? Only 4 days into my stripper career a customer was talkin about flying and asked had I ever been on a plane. I had to check myself before I went off on him but I finally replied yes. He then makes a "whatever" face saying he thinks I'm lying. So because im a dancer I can't have had any other experiences?

    I'm interested to see how others have reacted in insulting situations.

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    I had a customer who kept insisting I was lying about being from Arkansas. He said I was faking the accent because, "Southern accents don't sound like that anyways," and then he said he KNEW I was lying because, "Arkansas isn't in the south, it's in the midwest somewhere," and if I'd researched my fake stripper story I would have known that. He started following me around and telling other customers I was making it all up. Fortunately for me, the first several customers he talked to were club regulars and they all knew I really was Southern. The bouncers ended up getting involved, and when he started to take a swing at one of them he was done. I felt kind of bad for the guy he'd come in with, who was another regular and a damn good tipper. He was so mortified. He apologized to me every time he saw me after that for like a month.

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    I've had two.
    My first night a big ugly fat guy told me he didn't want a dance b/c my breasts were small.
    The second time one guy was like "wow that girl has a great ass"
    and I was like "hey so do I" and spun around in a joking, flirty way.
    He was like " it's alright not as good as hers" lol
    he was seriously the grossest looking guy too. I was hesitant to approach him but it was a slow day.

    Yesterday I approached two guys I was talking to earlier. They were like "oh we have to go watch our girl on stage" and they "made it rain" it's so rude how they just get up like it doesn't take courage to approach a stranger. you know?

    theres a way to go about it "oh excuse me i don't mean to be rude but I want to watch ****"

    this is why these men can't get action anywhere else.

    although there was one men who did the same thing to me but ended up tipping me $40 dollars on stage. So whatever.

    Ughhh losers!

    I've had several men say wonderful things to me too.

    Once man was like "do you have any idea how beautiful you're you have to know that"
    pretty sweet
    Another guy told me " you could be a model you know that"
    One old man told me I was a "staggering beauty" hehe
    I try to remember those comments and ignore the negative.

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    I had a guy I was dancing for throw me aside in the middle of my dance to go hug another dancer. He just pushed me off and I almost tripped over myself! I was so pissed... then he sat back down and I finished the dance, just scowling the whole time. Luckily he felt bad after that and tried to make up for it by buying his friends a couple dances. God I was so mad... lmao

    One other time that sticks out in my mind was when a guy said that he had no respect for strippers. He said that he could respect the waitresses, but NEVER strippers. And he said it with this condescending, patronizing tone, not angrily, but in a rip-you-apart-from-the-inside-slowly kind of way. After that I just stopped caring what came out of men's mouths and started asking for dances sooner. Less talking = Less time for idiocy.

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    One guy was suggsting that I should go home with him and how we'll have so much fun. I played along and all that since we were doing dances, I never said "yes" just giggled or talked about my one-night stands. Then when I finally told him, I dont sleep around, esp with customers. He goes "Well you know what.. You arent that pretty, you cant get any guy you want. I dont want you. I have a meeting tomorrow, Im going" and he fully left -- his friend and the SC.

    Another guy, kept on calling me a cry-baby, and a little young'in and that I could be his daughter this is why he doesnt want dances. Im too young for him, and he's a good guy, who is married, and doesnt need to be here but is cause of his friends. I just got up and left and he goes "Is baby going to cry" Im was just pissed by his behaviour. I slammed my face into his almost and said "Im not going to cry. Your one ugly fuck and I dont need to spent anymore time with you cause you are one cheap mofo that belongs to be kicked out" he then just sat there - until he went with a dirty girl and I commented to him while he walked past me with her.

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    I was onstage the other night, and a group of thugs come in (Do we call them thugs? I don't know?) It was one guys birthday, and the alpha male of the group was paying for it. (They didn't get any dances, just sat at the tip rail...) Usually onstage I do a lot of posing and just all around sensual sexy dancing, very pretty, though..... bbbbbuuuutttt when these guys come in, I'll pull out my naughty bitch moves. I was spreading in front of alpha male and he turns to his friend and makes an "ew" face and shakes his head..... it hurt more than it should. It wasn't even verbal. Of course, my response was to give him the finger, hovered in front of my pussy.

    Still, though. I'm one hardened lady when it comes down to it, usually the custies are judging my hotness as a whole. This guy made a face at my PUSSY.

    What kind of guy doesn't like a clean, tight pussy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnotherBruisedPeach View Post
    My first night a big ugly fat guy told me he didn't want a dance b/c my breasts were small.
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    One time several years back at my first club, it was a slow night and the few customers that were in there weren't buying dances. So I decided to go sit and chat with a guy I'd seen in there before, kind of a bar regular. I really was just bored and wanted to make conversation with someone. This guy was probably about 400 lbs, sweaty, greasy hair, warts on his neck, disgusting person. We were talking about the club, how slow it was and how no guys were buying dances. Just then, one of the guys next to us that had told me "no" got a dance from someone else. I noticed, but I didn't get upset, I mean, diffrent strokes for different folks right? Well this PIG noticed and before I knew it he was sitting there ripping me apart, telling me why I wasn't getting dances, insulting EVERYTHING about me, everything..... from my small boobs, my outfit, down to my haircut. He even said that I could afford to "tone up a little" I walked away when he was mid-sentence cause I couldn't dare sit there and subject myself to that crap anymore....

    Quote Originally Posted by seashell View Post
    One other time that sticks out in my mind was when a guy said that he had no respect for strippers. He said that he could respect the waitresses, but NEVER strippers. And he said it with this condescending, patronizing tone, not angrily, but in a rip-you-apart-from-the-inside-slowly kind of way.

    I never understood those types. The "I hate strippers", "I hate strip clubs" guys....then WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

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    I think I have posted about this before but a guy told me I looked like Barbara Streisand once... Actually, he meant it as a compliment, but wtf????
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    Quote Originally Posted by noelle View Post
    I think I have posted about this before but a guy told me I looked like Barbara Streisand once... Actually, he meant it as a compliment, but wtf????

    I got Debra Messing once. He als meant it as a compliment, but that one is just about as bad as Streisand in my opinion! Blegh.....I guess beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder!!!

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    There was this Brazilian dude who was super high on coke and had been paying the DJ to play nothing but Brazilian hip-hop and rap for like an hour. He kept trying to get me to make out with him, and I was like, "Um, no." He was really grabby, too. I told the DJ (there was no bouncer on that night) but he refused to kick the guy out because he was making money off of him. So like twenty minutes later I'm standing at the bar waiting for a bottle of water, and the Brazilian guy comes up out of nowhere and grabs my stomach and tells me I need to lose weight. I just stared at him. I had started my period that day so I had that bloating thing going on, and I had been feeling a tad self-conscious about it, though I knew it wouldn't be mistaken for a gut or anything. It wasn't THAT bad. But still, he made me feel like shit for a bit.

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    My favorite is your too thick or you have cellulite, These comments usually come form guys that look like the Jabba The Hut. My response now is I can lose weight and gain weight but your face will always stay the same UGGGGGLLLY.
    I come to realize that a lot of the men that come to the clubs do not like women or they hate them. Even the ones that smile in your face. Deny them something one time and boom their real colors come out.

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    I'm hitting the gym
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    But why... guys love a thick girl with meat on her bones and a stomach they can grab! LOL

    -_- I'm pmsing right now like a motherfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    But why... guys love a thick girl with meat on her bones and a stomach they can grab! LOL

    No seriously dude I don't know why guys like fat girls. Maybe cause they suck better dick, have better personalities, I don't know.

    You saw my fucking twitter rant, we've been through this before.
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    Well, the most insulting comment was today:

    "seriously, that ass HAS to be fake 'cause your skin is so damn white"

    They didn't even tip or anything. There were a bunch of cheap, rude motherfuckers who were gone quickly.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    Well, the most insulting comment was today:

    "seriously, that ass HAS to be fake 'cause your skin is so damn white"
    Lol, what? That doesn't even make any sense.

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    I've had some horrible things said to me, but I forget them and focus on the sincere and unusual compliments I get instead (perfect nose, posture, lower back...)
    Last week I did have a guy who stopped me mid dance to tell me its my make-up that made him fall for me. I wasn't sure what to make of that - I'd rather be told that what is genuinely me is beautiful rather than the black eyeshadow I've plastered on...

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    I've had many mean comments. Probably the worst are the guys who insulted my looks or weight. I hated the thick comments too because to me that means fatasses and I was never one dancing. I remember this one guy obese man who started telling me how hot I'd be if I got all this plastic surgery and started insulting everything about me like my hips are too small, my stomach was too large, etc. Awful.

    Then there are the guys who insulted me when they rejected me. Fine, I get it not all men are into my type (darkhaired, dark eyed, Hispanic or Native American looking, somewhat muscular, etc)but to tell me you didn't want a dance because you hated brunettes or taller girls is pretty mean. One notable time was when I worked at a club one shift (worked there several months but this happened once)with five blondes and me. Three of the five blondes were definitely uglier than me and two were overweight. This guy comes in spends money on all of them (including the obese one) but rejects me time and again. I go on stage and he ignores me. Pretty horrid and I asked him why he was nasty. He responds with "I hate brunettes so I hate you". WTF? You don't even know me. So I get nasty and he complains about me to the manager. The manager actually told him he was wrong to say that and the guy leaves.

    Then of course are the guys who attack you just because you are stripper. I couldn't begin to say how many men called me a whore or a slut because I danced. Then there are the guys who say "you could do better" then offered me a job at McDonalds or some store and when I reject it get upset. I would tell them that if they could find me a job making more money dancing in my early 20's let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Lol, what? That doesn't even make any sense.

    I'd take someone complimenting my white skin
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Lol. You sound just like my cute little Mexican friend.
    Always trying to get as pale as possible. ;P

    I'm not a Mexican! Mexicans are from MEXICO And I'm half white remember? My dad is Irish
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    Can u tell I'm pmsing lol
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    one time a customer comes up to me and he's like "hey my friend is looking for someone to get a dance from and I thought he'd like you because you look kinda like megan fox." he takes me over to the friend who's turned around and he's like "look I found a perfect girl for you". the guy turns around and goes "...oh" with a disappointed tone like he was expecting a fucking pornstar or something.

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    This story didn't happen to me, I was just within earshot. I was sitting with a customer, and the next table over were a couple of dancers sitting in customer laps. One guy was not sober, pretty loud, but getting alot of dances from his girl. The other two were talking, when guy number one gets up for another dance, he tells guy number two, that 'he's got him covered for a dance'. Does he accept this? No! He told his dancer that he wasn't raised like that... Really?! Why was he in a strip club? I imagined both of us throwing him to the floor and kicking him in the head with our stripper heels. She got up and went to the dressing room. She's more of a lady than I am, because I don't think I could've left him without a bruise somewhere.

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    I don't mind when guys compliment me on my hips. One guy told me I have "child bearing hips" I take it as a positive remarkk. I'm also rather thin 124 lbs or so. But I think it's good ot have a little bit of curves here and there...

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