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    Default It's Steak and Blow Job Day!!

    I think this is ridiculously cute, and sssshhhhh... kind of a good idea! Thought everyone would get a kick out of it.

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    LMAO! That's awesome.

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    Shit!! I missed it again
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    Default Re: It's Steak and Blow Job Day!!

    My girlfriend texted me this about an hour ago. Convenient, being that I can't see her tonight and low and behold, no steak, and no BJ. What a horrible holiday! it wasn't even on my calender!

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    Nice! When I have a hubby I'm totally gonna do this
    Not that anybody asked for my opinion LOL but I've thought about this before and have some ideas...

    I love to cook and my friends tell me I cook the best steaks!SO here are my tips:
    - If you're going to grill it though, use a legit, outdoor charcoal grill instead of the indoor electric grills, because those dry the steak out and cause it to release flavor since it squeezes the fat out. If you are cooking indoors, the best way to cook it is to pan-sear it with a bit of oil (preferably one with a lower smoking point, such as extra-virgin olive), because the oil seals in the juices and creates a nice crust!
    -If you can, marinade the steak over night. I prefer to use a mixture of beef broth, oven roasted garlic, and steak rub/steak seasoning. The beef broth gives it an extra meaty flavor, tenderizes the beef, and gives the flavor more depth! Then you can use a baster to inject some of the marinade into the steak for even more flavor! Serve with a homeade steak sauce or an herbed butter, stuff it with a mixture of butter, blue cheese, and herbs, top it with a creamy crab sauce, OR you can use this awesome recipe for the classic steak au poivre:
    - as far as the actual steaks to use, New York Strip steaks are the best, or T-Bone. They have great flavor, are juicy, tender, and meaty! Filet mignon is great to, but overpriced imho. I like NY strip better. If you are on a budget, then London Broil is the way to go, because you can get a very big , thick cut of it for relatively cheap. They aren't as tender as the cuts mentioned above, but with the right preparation can be absolutely delicious!


    As far as bj's go.... I'm no expert from personal experience LOL but I do read a lot of the sex advice articles on Cosmopolitan and askmen.com, and they have some great tips:





    also for something new, i heard that some guys really like it when a girl has sucked on a mint and then goes down on him, it makes the experience all cool and tingly and brings it to a whole new level!

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    Default Re: It's Steak and Blow Job Day!!

    But I spent Valentine's Day working on his truck with him instead of doing something I wanted to do... so does that make this cupcake and oral sex day since I did the nice thing on V-day and now it's his turn to do something nice for me?
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    YES IT DOES.

    Now stop reading SW and go get it.

    Angel - pick up a book called "Going Down". An entire book about giving head, written for women by gay men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost Jaded View Post
    YES IT DOES.

    Now stop reading SW and go get it.

    Angel - pick up a book called "Going Down". An entire book about giving head, written for women by gay men.
    lol, interesting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost Jaded View Post
    YES IT DOES.

    Now stop reading SW and go get it.
    I wish! He's got half a work day left. DDD:

    I'll have to wait... but I'll be sure and let him know what's up as soon as he walks through the door.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    We should to this to our men on occasion because of some of the things they do for us (again, SOME). We shouldn't need to find a holiday or reason. But it was a funny video!

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    ^ We likes her.

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    Default Re: It's Steak and Blow Job Day!!

    so guys, i think it would be interesting to hear how you like your steaks, gives us some ideas! and also tell us how you like your bj's lol

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    Medium rare with just salt and black pepper. Maybe sauteed mushroom and onion in garlic butter off to the side.

    How do I like my BJ's. Honestly never had a good one. Maybe I'll hire a Pro find out what all the excitement is about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Medium rare with just salt and black pepper. Maybe sauteed mushroom and onion in garlic butter off to the side.

    How do I like my BJ's. Honestly never had a good one. Maybe I'll hire a Pro find out what all the excitement is about.
    really?? That's unfortunate. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCummings View Post
    really?? That's unfortunate. lol
    I agree with you! I take pride in my BJ skills and actually love giving them. Then again I think a lot of girls lack what I call "sincerity" in their BJs (guys too sometimes when going down on a chick but I find it's less common).

    Regardless, someone of either sex never getting good head is just sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I agree with you! I take pride in my BJ skills and actually love giving them. Then again I think a lot of girls lack what I call "sincerity" in their BJs (guys too sometimes when going down on a chick but I find it's less common).

    Regardless, someone of either sex never getting good head is just sad.
    ya, it def seems like whether the person is genuinely enjoying pleasing the other person that way would make a huge difference!

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    I'm not big on BJ's anyway - I get bored, lol. The only time I really enjoy them is when I'm getting them from a girl who LOVES giving head - she's more into it than I am, getting all hot... That's how I eat pussy, lol. A girl like that can suck my dick all night! Otherwise it doesn't matter how "good" she is - I'll get bored and want to do something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    How do I like my BJ's. Honestly never had a good one. Maybe I'll hire a Pro find out what all the excitement is about.

    youve never had a good one???

    I would say i have never had a bad one......of course, i think there is no such thing as a bad one....just some that are better than others....

    I can say that i have never looked down and seen my cock in a chicks mouth and though to myself........"Man, this is TERRIBLE!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost Jaded View Post
    I'm not big on BJ's anyway
    Same here. I can remember just a few (almost said "a handful" ), and I think those were memorable not for some mysterious sexual technique but simply because the lady was eager or the setting was unexpected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31
    I can say that i have never looked down and seen my cock in a chicks mouth and though to myself........"Man, this is TERRIBLE!"
    LOL's IRL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31 View Post
    I can say that i have never looked down and seen my cock in a chicks mouth and though to myself........"Man, this is TERRIBLE!"
    I have. The obligatory half assed, attempt to just get to the fucking part. Not laying some blame here. After all what does the woman get out of the blow job? Unless she likes giving them, nothing at all.

    I have never had that knees shaking, seeing stars, "oh my god" blow job that is out there. I have had that kind of sex. So if all I am missing is the "amazing" blow job. then life is not gonna stop. Now if the fuck is bad, I am out the door; and I would rather have a great fuck, than an amazing blow job anytime.

    BTW halls menthols are better than mint lifesavers when you have a man go down on you. Hot n cold, hot n cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    I have. The obligatory half assed, attempt to just get to the fucking part.

    half assed....still better than nothing at all, no?

    If the only way a girl would give me a blow job, was with the stipulation that a monkey would be hitting me in the head with rocks for the length of the BJ......I would go outside and help the monkey find rocks so he wouldnt run out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31 View Post
    half assed....still better than nothing at all, no?

    If the only way a girl would give me a blow job, was with the stipulation that a monkey would be hitting me in the head with rocks for the length of the BJ......I would go outside and help the monkey find rocks so he wouldnt run out.
    This is the laugh of the day...very well done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31
    If the only way a girl would give me a blow job, was with the stipulation that a monkey would be hitting me in the head with rocks for the length of the BJ......I would go outside and help the monkey find rocks so he wouldnt run out.
    And so lemi takes the first step into being the next guy to post about finding a ballbusting club...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    I have. The obligatory half assed, attempt to just get to the fucking part. Not laying some blame here. After all what does the woman get out of the blow job? Unless she likes giving them, nothing at all.

    I have never had that knees shaking, seeing stars, "oh my god" blow job that is out there. I have had that kind of sex. So if all I am missing is the "amazing" blow job. then life is not gonna stop. Now if the fuck is bad, I am out the door; and I would rather have a great fuck, than an amazing blow job anytime.

    BTW halls menthols are better than mint lifesavers when you have a man go down on you. Hot n cold, hot n cold.
    I LIKE giving blow jobs. I don't think I could say I get nothing out of them. They turn me on, and I feel kind of powerful when I can make a big guy jump and squirm and moan. Maybe it's silly, but when I make him cum I feel kind of proud of myself.

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