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    Default Whats the best line you used last night?

    We all have our funniest or most successful lines we use on customers, but I want to know what worked for you LAST NIGHT.

    For me, I was sitting with 2 lovely french guys and 1 canadian who was pissing me off and confusing me.
    I put down my drink and said "Right boys, I'm going to the bathroom and when I come back you (to the canadian) are going to stop confusing me, and one of you (to the frenchies) is going to let me kidnap you!"

    I came back and Mr Canada was off talking to one of my friends, and both the french guys took me for dances and tipped well

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    I did something pretty similar last night actually! :] I was sitting with two guys and and before I dragged one of them off to the LD room I pointed at the other guy and was like "you're next!" and it worked. usually if it's two friends I only get a dance from ONE of them, but they were both feeling me.

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    I was sulking playing on my DSI and some guy came over to see what I was doing. I told him "Bet you a CR that I can kick your ass at Tetris!" I did!
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    some guy asked me what time it was and i had looked at my phone a few mins earlier and it was 11 43 so i said well my psychic powers are tellin me its 11 47 i just took a random guess he laughed i pulled out my phone opened it and it was so i showed him and then he was like omg thats crazy blah blah blah and then i was like u kno what else there tellin me he said what i said that u want some dances right now he got up and followd me back and got 3 dances i would say it was my best work to date lol
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    "I know they won't do this anymore" (proceed to jump up and down)
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Default Re: Whats the best line you used last night?

    Sat down at a table with 2 beers on it, but only one customer. "I'm going to borrow your buddy's seat for a min!" I say. He had no complaints, and told me his friend was in the mens room. He agreed to get some dances, but needed to hit the cash machine first. Just then his friend came back. I took a gamble and told guy one that I would wait at his table and talk to his buddy for a min while he was using the ATM. (I usually like to go with them to moniter haha!) So I hit guy two up for some dances, and he's all "OK, well can you give me a couple minutes?", and I was like "that'd be great, bc I already told your friend I would give him some dances first, he's getting some cash for me right now! See you in a few min!" Then I danced for him right after his friend.

    I also like to hit up guys for dances right before I go on stage, that way if they say, "give me like 15 min" or whatever, I can say "OK, that's perfect, bc I'm going on stage next, so I'll just come grab you as soon as I'm done!" they have to agree lol!
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    A customer I was randomly sitting with had moved to the bar. When I asked why he replied he like to move around. I said; "well why don't we move around in vip?" He laughed and got five dances!

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    It was the end of my stage set and I had only one custie sitting at the rack. He had only tipped one dollar, and the minimum is a dollar per song. So I saunter over to him and go "You have two options, either give me the other dollar that you are required to tip for my stage set, or get a lapdance." I know this totally could have backfired, but I tired to be really charming and sould just enough like I was joking to the point where it worked!

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    I had a mortician last night "Have you ever had sex in a coffin or with a corpse?"

    He answered the former (no) declined to answer the latter and tipped me $100
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    "Well, (guy), I don't have any cute lines or clever sales tactics to ask you if you want a dance, so...."

    (guy) "Hell ya lets go!!"

    This one has been working really good lately. It's the irony of it that guys like I guess. Cause really it is a cute line and a clever sales tactic!

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    ^^ Im going to try that... That totally suits my personality

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    I can't quite remember the context, but there have been several times recently where I've sold a dance through complete honesty with the words 'Well i'm not going to lie to you' somewhere in my little sales pitch.

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    I was about to do a dance for a guy, and when he sat in the booth I asked him if i could take his armrest (so I could get on top of the chair), and he was like "you can take whatever u want baby" and i immediately responded as enthusiastically and chipper as possible, "great! how about your wallet!?!" Kinda corny, but it made him laugh and he tipped me on top of the dance

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    Default Re: Whats the best line you used last night?

    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    "Well, (guy), I don't have any cute lines or clever sales tactics to ask you if you want a dance, so...."

    (guy) "Hell ya lets go!!"

    This one has been working really good lately. It's the irony of it that guys like I guess. Cause really it is a cute line and a clever sales tactic!
    Ha this is great, i'm going to try that tonite!

    last night was slow...so, wasnt really any clever lines used, typical "i want to have fun with you now" type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    "Well, (guy), I don't have any cute lines or clever sales tactics to ask you if you want a dance, so...."

    (guy) "Hell ya lets go!!"

    This one has been working really good lately. It's the irony of it that guys like I guess. Cause really it is a cute line and a clever sales tactic!
    Ooooh, I must pull that one out. The custies love me because I "level" with them while still being undeniably sexy. That sort of line would fit right in, especially after I get the inevitable "Man you don't sound like the rest of these girls, you're different somehow. I really like it".

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    Default Re: Whats the best line you used last night?

    An actor came in last night and we were discussing Stanislavski and objective exercises (not sexy, I know) and he asked me "What's your objective in this situation?". I smiled and said "To be naked on your lap within three minutes." Hell, it didn't even take that long.

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    wana see my ninja outfit? haha

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    my snake needs to eat
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    "Are you ready for your Divyne intervention now?"

    This line works best with guys who are previous customers but multiple dance buyers. The ones who buy 1-5 dances from 3-5 girls each visit. I let the other girls get a couple in then......
    Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.

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    ^^^
    Nice! lol
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