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    Default World map of penis sizes

    http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

    The results are surprisingly unsurprising.

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    Very cool. But 5.2 in Austrailia? Guess I no longer have a crush on Dr. Chase.....



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    I was kinda disappointed in Scotland :-(
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    What this map shows is that women who only like large penises are disappointed world wide.
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    I heard about a case where a guy had abnormally large amounts of testosterone before and during puberty. He had a gigantic penis and it was expected.
    Testosterone is released along with adrenaline/epinephrine during high stress events.
    I never had it confirmed but it's possible behavior, culture could explain the differences.

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    it won't work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gatre View Post
    I heard about a case where a guy had abnormally large amounts of testosterone before and during puberty. He had a gigantic penis and it was expected.
    Testosterone is released along with adrenaline/epinephrine during high stress events.
    I never had it confirmed but it's possible behavior, culture could explain the differences.
    Yes..it is true & I still have high levels of testosterone...the only down side is always having to wear a back brace.

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    haha most of the places with good coffee have the biggest dang-ers... drink that coffeee boys

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    I like how Saudi Arabia is a grey area. Does this just mean they don't have dicks at all?

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    I wonder how the data was collected? Perhaps what it shows is not where the biggest cocks are but the biggest liars?

    Nah, it correlates too closely with conventional wisdom for that.

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    hmm i wonder what measuring technique they use. my penis is 12+ inches when measured from my ass, but im not sure if this is the scientific measuring technique.

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    Sad face.

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    I knew I did the right thing marrying a half Italian, half Danish guy.

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    You can pretty much throw out all the stats that are “self-reported”. The averages in those countries are probably at least an inch smaller.

    And for other reasons, that goes for the “measured” ones too. Researchers can’t just randomly pull dudes aside and make them pull their junk out. The subjects have to volunteer to have their dicks measured…. and few dudes with small dicks are willing to embarrass themselves without lethal force involved. So you’re either getting exaggerated stats from guys measuring their own dicks, or a misleading sample made up of volunteers with mostly normal to oversized peckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *jade*love View Post
    i like how saudi arabia is a grey area. Does this just mean they don't have dicks at all? :d
    looooooooool

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss1dancypants View Post
    haha most of the places with good coffee have the biggest dang-ers... drink that coffeee boys
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    Default Re: World map of penis sizes

    With a wanker that's only 3.8" long, I'm guessing those South Korean guys have some unsatisfied women
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    Quote Originally Posted by MargaritaVillain View Post
    With a wanker that's only 3.8" long, I'm guessing those South Korean guys have some unsatisfied women
    Shouldn't the women there have overall smaller vaginas? You gotta adapt.

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    Maybe that explains why there are so many testosterone raged rebels in Congo seeing as they have the largest average...

    a 7" AVERAGE is pretty big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I knew I did the right thing marrying a half Italian, half Danish guy.
    Mine man is Irish..Long cock, could be a little thicker, but it works! Sometimes too good. I honestly prefer girth over length, so a 6" fattie would be perfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuclear Martini View Post
    Damn! Why couldn't they include Kazakhstan on this!

    (huge Borat crush) jk



    I have to say I'm not surprised by these results at all.

    Being from Boston, most of the guys I dated had some Irish in em and yes they had small schlongs (map says avg is 5inches).

    Indian Thai and Cambodians avg 4 inches (I'm glad I know this now)


    USA-5.1 avg? Interesting
    Omg that's hilarious that irish guys are small. I've talked to/dated three different irish guys and 2 of them kept boasting about how huge they were. Then I was like "pics or b.s." and from then on they changed the subject when i mentioned their penises. The other one finally gave in and i saw his but i practically needed a magnifying glass, it was like playing where's waldo or something. this just serves as further confirmation haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    What this map shows is that women who only like large penises are disappointed world wide.
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    Ok, very informative. I must now goal myself to find a man from Congo, Venez uela, Lebanon, and Hungary. This can be done. Notice all of the big dick countries have a great music culture, for those into "World" music?

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    none over 6?
    i had some big aus ones and tiny brazil one teehee
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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post
    Ok, very informative. I must now goal myself to find a man from Congo, Venez uela, Lebanon, and Hungary. This can be done.
    Notice all of the big dick countries have a great music culture, for those into "World" music?
    I spotted that too...Columbia's in there as well. So, great music....and great coffee...and large coca leaf plantations....!!!
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