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    Duh CamGirl Emails (Let's Laugh)

    Well I started this email thread

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    Subject:: Open Them Sweet Cakes, Please

    Hey lovely,
    You have lovely lips, nice tits, and beautiful chocolate brown smooth skin, the kind I like lickin' Want U 2 stroke my cock and lick it 2 then feel my hot cum over U. Bend over while standing with no thong or panty and spread those cakes far apart, gotta see b 4 I go PVT. Will U do doggy with or 4 me, use toys, squirt, or whip it till it's creamy so I can lick that clit and hold U close while I suck those tits as U deeply sigh while stroking my thighs and sliding your fingers in my ass whlie my cock gets harder and wider throbbing deep in your pussy pit. I wanna frost those cakes with my hot cum and spank them 2, then slide my hard cock between them as U moan and sigh as it gets longer and harder as I go deep N 2 U and U begin 2 drip sweet honey dew. Do U get freaky, if so I will 2. I'll spray U or U sprinkle me, or would U prefer my head between your warm thighs as U slowly drip on my tongue while it tickles your hot soft sweet pussy and my lips suck your hot pee. If U want 2 get nasty U can squat over me and squirt hot pee, use your soft tight ass 2 massage it on me, bend over so I can lick and suck more of your pee, jerk my cock till it cums and drenches your pussy and your lovely lips suck the rest from me. I'm not tryin' 2 get anything free, but got 2 know b 4 I go PVT. I'm hot hard and waiting 4 U, send me a message and let me know what you'll do then I'll go PVT live with U exclusively.
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    A recent message from a guy I did a show for:

    "u beautiful nasty girly what u saying still looking ubber hot i c gotta link up with u for an other show sum time when i can spare sum cash for credit n shit but 4 real tho if i did have a shit load of cash i would just ballout n fly 2 new york n tamper your lush pussy n bottom n test that gag reflex of yours beautiful"

    Oh my god this thread is going to be SO FULL OF WIN.

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    i was having a horrible day until i read this thread. now i'm in tears i'm laughing so hard. i love you. thank you for posting this. sooooo much.

    i haven't gotten any emails this good yet...now i have something to look forward to. rofl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    Well I started this email thread

    He it goes


    Subject:: Open Them Sweet Cakes, Please

    Hey lovely,
    You have lovely lips, nice tits, and beautiful chocolate brown smooth skin, the kind I like lickin' Want U 2 stroke my cock and lick it 2 then feel my hot cum over U. Bend over while standing with no thong or panty and spread those cakes far apart, gotta see b 4 I go PVT. Will U do doggy with or 4 me, use toys, squirt, or whip it till it's creamy so I can lick that clit and hold U close while I suck those tits as U deeply sigh while stroking my thighs and sliding your fingers in my ass whlie my cock gets harder and wider throbbing deep in your pussy pit. I wanna frost those cakes with my hot cum and spank them 2, then slide my hard cock between them as U moan and sigh as it gets longer and harder as I go deep N 2 U and U begin 2 drip sweet honey dew. Do U get freaky, if so I will 2. I'll spray U or U sprinkle me, or would U prefer my head between your warm thighs as U slowly drip on my tongue while it tickles your hot soft sweet pussy and my lips suck your hot pee. If U want 2 get nasty U can squat over me and squirt hot pee, use your soft tight ass 2 massage it on me, bend over so I can lick and suck more of your pee, jerk my cock till it cums and drenches your pussy and your lovely lips suck the rest from me. I'm not tryin' 2 get anything free, but got 2 know b 4 I go PVT. I'm hot hard and waiting 4 U, send me a message and let me know what you'll do then I'll go PVT live with U exclusively.
    Wow... parts of this rhyme...


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    I am so glad you started this thread! I have TOO many dumb ass emails from these psychos.

    Here is my favorite.

    RE: beware

    Hi

    This email is to inform you that i i know where you live. I was coming home form work one day and i looked up in my tree that is in my yard and i saw you sitting on a branch butt naked your titties were so round round and perky your twat was so fat and smooth your eyes so brown and beautiful. i thought to myself what kind of creature is this sitting in my tree in my yard, i didn't want my wife to see you so i ran in the house and told her to BEWARE because there is a monkey in our tree. she thought i was crazy and went back to watching tv. so i went back outside and i climbed the trr u were sitting in and i slid my hands in your tight wet soft twat. I fingured fucked until you squirted all over my face then i slide my 10 inch cock inside you and fucked you until you squirted again. your titties were bouncing as i fucked you. i made u squirt one more time then i kissed your lips and left. i looked back up and you were hanging from the branch upside down like a beautiful monkey. i put my 8 inch cock in your mouth and gagged you. my hot jiss dripped all down your face. so beware i know that you live in my tree and i am watching you, beautiful or should i say BOOTYFUL because that is what you are. Mother is coming, write me back please. i love you.


    ***He could have at least stayed consistent with the size of his cock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexiCal View Post
    I am so glad you started this thread! I have TOO many dumb ass emails from these psychos.

    Here is my favorite.

    RE: beware

    Hi

    This email is to inform you that i i know where you live. I was coming home form work one day and i looked up in my tree that is in my yard and i saw you sitting on a branch butt naked your titties were so round round and perky your twat was so fat and smooth your eyes so brown and beautiful. i thought to myself what kind of creature is this sitting in my tree in my yard, i didn't want my wife to see you so i ran in the house and told her to BEWARE because there is a monkey in our tree. she thought i was crazy and went back to watching tv. so i went back outside and i climbed the trr u were sitting in and i slid my hands in your tight wet soft twat. I fingured fucked until you squirted all over my face then i slide my 10 inch cock inside you and fucked you until you squirted again. your titties were bouncing as i fucked you. i made u squirt one more time then i kissed your lips and left. i looked back up and you were hanging from the branch upside down like a beautiful monkey. i put my 8 inch cock in your mouth and gagged you. my hot jiss dripped all down your face. so beware i know that you live in my tree and i am watching you, beautiful or should i say BOOTYFUL because that is what you are. Mother is coming, write me back please. i love you.


    ***He could have at least stayed consistent with the size of his cock.

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    u are lovely and your breasts are the type a bloke like meis dying to caress and kiss. I have been to europe and the mediterranean but not the UK If I cum will you be my teacher?

    Yes baby... IF YOU WERE HERE... I would take you riding on the horses and out in the boat and I would love you every day... If I were you, I would plan on changing your panties...oh say about every half hour, cuz my big fat tiger tongue would be in there sucking your pussy juices right out through the material and then I would be pulling the material to the side and pushing my tongue in deep and hard for say an hour and teasing your clit all the time and when you think its finally over, you'll feel two strong fingers pushing deep into your pussy and then curling upward to slowly and rhythmically stroke your g?spot until your legs begin to shake and you can’t control it… please stop Dan, its too intense and it just drives me fucking crazy…

    And because I am so strong... you lay there in my grip, squirming and moaning and trying to catch your breath as shockwave after shockwave rolls through your body, you feel your asshole pulsing, you feel your swollen sopping wet pussy throbbing and the pleasure keeps cumming...

    You look into my eyes, your hand on my cock so thick you can't get your hand all of the way around it, butt you have been slowly stroking it while I have been pleasuring you. You ask, why me??? I respond that my mother always told me to take care of my people... You laugh softly, “I want to be your people,” happiness in your eyes, and you tell me,” I want you... NOW!"

    I lean over and kiss you full on the lips and you pick up the taste and smell of your juices mixed with my scent and I kiss you gently on your face and neck and you guide my cock into your pussy. You feel me enter you and you gasp at my size as I fill you up as you dreamed I would…

    And I hesitate for a minute just savoring how wonderful it feels for your pussy to have a death grip on my cock, feeling your throbbing kegel muscle...

    And then I begin in slow motion, rocking in and out, and all of this time massaging your body with my strong hands and magic fingers...squeezing your arms and breasts, pinching your nipples, fucking you, in and out...

    Pushing deep pulling you down on my cock with my firm grip on your ass ...and in and out and without breaking the rhythm, I wet my hand and tickle and lubricate your asshole…

    And you giggle and look deep in my eyes and pull me close and the motion continues and you can't believe that I haven't cum yet like the other boys. And you begin to realize that when I talked about pleasure... you had no idea and you look into my eyes as the pleasure builds…

    And you orgasm again and you want more and you ask softly, "Dan my love ...please push your beautiful cock in my ass… and I lean into you and kiss you softly and whisper in your ear, "Yes love,"

    And I wet your ass with more lubricant and slowly insert a finger while I continue to slide in and out of your pussy and slowly and gently pump your asshole with my finger, then two fingers, until I feel you begin to relax and surrender to the pressure…

    And you look at me with fire in your eyes and I know it is time!

    And I pull away from your wet pussy and rest the tip of my cock in your asshole…

    And slowly I begin to push and I can feel your heart racing and the head of my cock disappears in your beautiful ass and the easy part is over and then I just rock in and out just a little at first going deeper and deeper and then a slow push all the way in and...

    I have to stop for a second and catch my breath because you feel so incredible... and I am trying to hold back... I’m right on the edge of cumming.... slowing now, I get control and I begin to gently rock in and out until you look into my eyes…

    "Dan baby...cum for me baby ...cum deep inside of me baby," and I tell you, "yes love," and a few more strokes and I explode, filling your ass with my hot cum and I pause to enjoy the ecstasy before slowly sliding out and dropping down to lovingly lick your pussy and your ass clean and lick the insides of your legs where it dripped out and then pull you to me so you can feel my heart beating...

    Tell me what makes your knickers soaking wet!





    at least he adapted the first paragraph to me... I suspect the rest is what he sends to all the girls lol. I just replied with 'thanks'
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    omg this guy used to email me constantly on SM and sit in my chatroom for hours Here is one of the emails he sent.. I removed his name but left the rest.

    Hi how are you?, this is ********, I love to talk to you. Are you mad at me?, You don't seem to respond to my texting anymore.... Please check me out on facebook.com, Under my real name "********", I have a Divine Picture of Jesus with a young girl, as my profile picture... That is my current facebook account, and go into my photo's to see what I look like, each of my photos have a little remark about who and what they are... And Please respond to my texting when your on-line because I really think you are very very cute, and I can't go private with you right now because I am in financial trouble... I will be using blue text....
    I Jesus Willing will be able to go private with you, I am so flat broke right now it's not even funny,I even owe streamate money, my cc "credit card" is so empty, and that's why I sent you photos of me including a nude one of me so you can see what I look like when and while I log on to you in free chat,.... Sorry if I can't go private with you right now, because I wanted you to see what I look like so I won't be a stranger to you when I log on to you in free chat, Also too bad you won't view anything else outside of this streamate, because I am on facebook and you can see what I look like for free, I'm Italian,... and I have a lot of photos of me in myphotos on facebook, including the ones I sent you, except the nude one of me I had to delete that one, I love you your so cute, You remind me of a girl I used to like in High School, I am 36 years old and her name was Cathy, and she moved to New York too, but that's another story,..

    Thank You Very Much
    Sincerely yours truly

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    And I hesitate for a minute just savoring how wonderful it feels for your pussy to have a death grip on my cock, feeling your throbbing kegel muscle...
    This alone deserves some sort of an award. I LOL-ed so hard.

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    Laughing so. goddamn. hard.


    Here's another snippet that really has to be read out loud to be fully appreciated OH MAN I LOVE RUN-ONS:

    "funny girl ubber sexy n naughty da guy getting to eat your pussy be for you go to sleep i 1 lucky ma fucker hope to catch you some time soon you super dope cock puppet"

    She wonders how much he'd pay to see her innards, what it is guys think girls are hiding so that they always want to see them in every place.
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    OH MY GOD, "I Jesus Willing will be able to go private with you" is my new favorite quote. OH. MY. GOD.

    She wonders how much he'd pay to see her innards, what it is guys think girls are hiding so that they always want to see them in every place.
    - Virginie Despentes,


    All I wanna do is get my pussy sucked / count a million bucks in the back of an armored truck.
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    *barfs* whenever I get these messages I always want to puke. Laugh and then barf.

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    Im really holding back the puke with some of these but at the same time loling my ass off at how serious they take themselves.

    tamper your lush pussy n bottom
    Id also LOVE to know...just how does one "tamper" a pussy? Mabey some have a seal that if broken others know its been "tampered" with? Like aspirin?

    Full of win is right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexiCal View Post
    I am so glad you started this thread! I have TOO many dumb ass emails from these psychos.

    Here is my favorite.

    RE: beware

    Hi

    This email is to inform you that i i know where you live. I was coming home form work one day and i looked up in my tree that is in my yard and i saw you sitting on a branch butt naked your titties were so round round and perky your twat was so fat and smooth your eyes so brown and beautiful. i thought to myself what kind of creature is this sitting in my tree in my yard, i didn't want my wife to see you so i ran in the house and told her to BEWARE because there is a monkey in our tree. she thought i was crazy and went back to watching tv. so i went back outside and i climbed the trr u were sitting in and i slid my hands in your tight wet soft twat. I fingured fucked until you squirted all over my face then i slide my 10 inch cock inside you and fucked you until you squirted again. your titties were bouncing as i fucked you. i made u squirt one more time then i kissed your lips and left. i looked back up and you were hanging from the branch upside down like a beautiful monkey. i put my 8 inch cock in your mouth and gagged you. my hot jiss dripped all down your face. so beware i know that you live in my tree and i am watching you, beautiful or should i say BOOTYFUL because that is what you are. Mother is coming, write me back please. i love you.


    ***He could have at least stayed consistent with the size of his cock.
    lol

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    I have never laughed sooooooooo hard

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    They never stop...Major FAIL!!!

    i use the screen name shroomliberty...it would be cool if you could drop me a quick hello at my email address and introduce your self ,you know tell a bit about you likes dis likes ambitions goals if you would like to meet a guy for an on going relationship ,do you like to travel ,were your from your age ,how you like to sex play what you like ,i like oral giveing and recieveing to compleation,I love to fuck cute tight warm wet pussy for house on end giveing maximum satifaction giveing multipul orgasums as often as you desire and i also simply love Fucking tight ass Deep an hard long and slow ,pumping grinding deep an round realy teaseing and working your anal G spot giveing maximum pleasure bringing you to full filling orgasums an my self also ,,love getting my hard throbing cute cock sucked hard an dry filling you full of come covering your face ,tits and filling yopur mouth for us both to share by kissing you passionatly and licking and nibling your clitt and pussy lips until your juices flow for me to tast them sweet flowing juices all warm on my tounge an lips that Simply Wildly Suck and Nibble and twist and Tease Your Tingleing Clit .....i will be calling on this site sometime soon to hopefully link up with you to get aquainted and have some hot horny fun with you Sexy Kitten it's a must and when we get aquainted i hope we will become good solid trusting friends and have much and plenty fun to gether ,It would be cool if once we get Aquainted and get to know each other well and have biult up a firm trusting friendships its an Idea If we could get together Sometime through The summer and have some personal fun doing guy girl cam shows and make some cool cash outta doing some one on one full on sessions together i'm willing to travel any were and love travelling love fucking for 24-48 houre sessions and i always please without complaint only compliments my dear garenteed ....But Mainly i would Appreciate it if you sent me an email or added me to your messanger to get aquainted and acknolage that you recieved this mail it would be appreciated greatly Sexy Chic i will not for get it and look forward to hearing from you and meeting you on your web cam Babes ....BYE BYE For Now ....BIG bIG SEXY LOVE n HUGS n KISSES xxxx Yours Horniely.....Ian Your New admirer xxxx MWAH

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    I...can't...I just can't...
    I keep opening this thread over and over again and every time I even start reading the story about SexiCal HANGING OUT NAKED ON A BRANCH I start giggling like I just escaped from an asylum.

    Aren't our boys poetic? <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherriebomb View Post
    Id also LOVE to know...just how does one "tamper" a pussy? Mabey some have a seal that if broken others know its been "tampered" with? Like aspirin?

    Full of win is right!
    LOL my dad works in hard landscaping (like, with paving stones) and a tamper is a machine that is used to "tamp" sand. Think of like a jackhammer type thing except with a flat bottom, so it pounds the sand super hard and super fast.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Lacey View Post
    They never stop...Major FAIL!!!

    i use the screen name shroomliberty...it would be cool if you could drop me a quick hello at my email address and introduce your self ,you know tell a bit about you likes dis likes ambitions goals if you would like to meet a guy for an on going relationship ,do you like to travel ,were your from your age ,how you like to sex play what you like ,i like oral giveing and recieveing to compleation,I love to fuck cute tight warm wet pussy for house on end giveing maximum satifaction giveing multipul orgasums as often as you desire and i also simply love Fucking tight ass Deep an hard long and slow ,pumping grinding deep an round realy teaseing and working your anal G spot giveing maximum pleasure bringing you to full filling orgasums an my self also ,,love getting my hard throbing cute cock sucked hard an dry filling you full of come covering your face ,tits and filling yopur mouth for us both to share by kissing you passionatly and licking and nibling your clitt and pussy lips until your juices flow for me to tast them sweet flowing juices all warm on my tounge an lips that Simply Wildly Suck and Nibble and twist and Tease Your Tingleing Clit .....i will be calling on this site sometime soon to hopefully link up with you to get aquainted and have some hot horny fun with you Sexy Kitten it's a must and when we get aquainted i hope we will become good solid trusting friends and have much and plenty fun to gether ,It would be cool if once we get Aquainted and get to know each other well and have biult up a firm trusting friendships its an Idea If we could get together Sometime through The summer and have some personal fun doing guy girl cam shows and make some cool cash outta doing some one on one full on sessions together i'm willing to travel any were and love travelling love fucking for 24-48 houre sessions and i always please without complaint only compliments my dear garenteed ....But Mainly i would Appreciate it if you sent me an email or added me to your messanger to get aquainted and acknolage that you recieved this mail it would be appreciated greatly Sexy Chic i will not for get it and look forward to hearing from you and meeting you on your web cam Babes ....BYE BYE For Now ....BIG bIG SEXY LOVE n HUGS n KISSES xxxx Yours Horniely.....Ian Your New admirer xxxx MWAH
    Oh my god. This is amazing.
    Also... why does nobody know how to spell orgasm?! This is like the fifth person I've seen spell it orgasum. (Although orgazum is worse).


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    I think "Mother is coming" beats them all, in the tree story letter.

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    I am so glad you started this thread! I have TOO many dumb ass emails from these psychos.

    Here is my favorite.

    RE: beware

    Hi

    This email is to inform you that i i know where you live. I was coming home form work one day and i looked up in my tree that is in my yard and i saw you sitting on a branch butt naked your titties were so round round and perky your twat was so fat and smooth your eyes so brown and beautiful. i thought to myself what kind of creature is this sitting in my tree in my yard, i didn't want my wife to see you so i ran in the house and told her to BEWARE because there is a monkey in our tree. she thought i was crazy and went back to watching tv. so i went back outside and i climbed the trr u were sitting in and i slid my hands in your tight wet soft twat. I fingured fucked until you squirted all over my face then i slide my 10 inch cock inside you and fucked you until you squirted again. your titties were bouncing as i fucked you. i made u squirt one more time then i kissed your lips and left. i looked back up and you were hanging from the branch upside down like a beautiful monkey. i put my 8 inch cock in your mouth and gagged you. my hot jiss dripped all down your face. so beware i know that you live in my tree and i am watching you, beautiful or should i say BOOTYFUL because that is what you are. Mother is coming, write me back please. i love you.


    ***He could have at least stayed consistent with the size of his cock.

    Hmmmm his did shrunk after the monkey squirted... Damn Shame!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherriebomb View Post
    Im really holding back the puke with some of these but at the same time loling my ass off at how serious they take themselves.



    Id also LOVE to know...just how does one "tamper" a pussy? Mabey some have a seal that if broken others know its been "tampered" with? Like aspirin?

    Full of win is right!

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    I always end up w/ emails from the "wanna-be" Ted Bundy's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexiCal View Post
    I was coming home form work one day and i looked up in my tree that is in my yard and i saw you sitting on a branch butt naked your titties were so round round and perky your twat was so fat and smooth your eyes so brown and beautiful.
    The moment he wrote about you in a tree. I laughed so hard tears started coming out of my eyes. Double lol when he write he 10 inch then shrink it down to 8 inch cock haha pure comedy really needed the laugh

    If he write anymore lame e-mails, post it up on here wonder if next he will write about you being a mermaid in the sea.

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    Subject:: BREAKING BREAD $1,000
    WHATS GOOD WITH YOU BEAUITFUL. I WAS JUST STOPPING BY YOUR PAGE BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE WHAT I SEE. NOW I DONT KNOW IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE BUT IM SORRY I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL LOVE. WHEN GOD MADE YOU HE MADE A SEXY AND BEAUITFUL WOMAN. DONT NEVER FOR GET THAT. IM FROM ATLANTA,GA BUT I JUST MOVE TO FLORIDA AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE REAL TO CHILL WITH. LIKE TAKE OUT TO DINNER,MOVIES,BOWLING AND ALL THE THINGS YOU LIKE. GOD KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING HEN HE MADE YOU. I WANTED TO KNOW IF I CAN TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER ONE ONES THESE DAYS WHEN YOU HAVE TIME LOVE. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO GOD WILL PUT IN YOUR LIFE JUST DONT LET A GOOD ONE LIKE ME OUT YOUR SITE. CALL ME RICO I REALLY HOPE I HERE FROM YOU SOON.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexiCal View Post
    I am so glad you started this thread! I have TOO many dumb ass emails from these psychos.

    Here is my favorite.

    RE: beware

    Hi

    This email is to inform you that i i know where you live. I was coming home form work one day and i looked up in my tree that is in my yard and i saw you sitting on a branch butt naked your titties were so round round and perky your twat was so fat and smooth your eyes so brown and beautiful. i thought to myself what kind of creature is this sitting in my tree in my yard, i didn't want my wife to see you so i ran in the house and told her to BEWARE because there is a monkey in our tree. she thought i was crazy and went back to watching tv. so i went back outside and i climbed the trr u were sitting in and i slid my hands in your tight wet soft twat. I fingured fucked until you squirted all over my face then i slide my 10 inch cock inside you and fucked you until you squirted again. your titties were bouncing as i fucked you. i made u squirt one more time then i kissed your lips and left. i looked back up and you were hanging from the branch upside down like a beautiful monkey. i put my 8 inch cock in your mouth and gagged you. my hot jiss dripped all down your face. so beware i know that you live in my tree and i am watching you, beautiful or should i say BOOTYFUL because that is what you are. Mother is coming, write me back please. i love you.


    ***He could have at least stayed consistent with the size of his cock.
    i almost swallowed my cigarette sideways when i read this!
    XD
    XD
    omg
    AAAHH

    coz if theres a naked woman in your tree (??????!), telling your wife 'theres a money in your tree' will totally soothe over any suspicions she may have had...


    WHOOO comes up with this shit?
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