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fuck I meant to hit "in"





http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/val...peeing_ins.php
fuck I meant to hit "in"
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I dont care if hes a drunk, or some loser.. or whatever he does in his life. I feel bad for him facing those charges.
I mean if the world this crazy to report such a thing? If he was flashing his dick to the kids say "Look at me" that would be wrong, but he was taking a piss... Would have been smarter to go in the backyard.. I still think its stupid for him to face such a chrage. Silly law enforcement trying to get money out of everything these days.




I sympathize more with his neighbors. I've lived next to drunk pieces of shit who piss in their front yard because they're too lazy to walk inside.
It gets old real quick.
While it was undoubtedly stupid and pretty trashy, no, I don't believe this guy should be labelled a sex offender.
Unless he's one of those people who gets off on whipping it out and pissing in front of women or children...and if that was the case, I'm sure he'd have a record.
actually...that was the wierdest thing about it...2 hands? it doesnt matter how big it is...you only need to control the end.
and on a side note......it seems he was obviously facing the street.....so it may have been a 'look at me piss' kind of thing...otherwise, he would have at least turned around and faced the house....
Even if you are lazy, you go behind a tree or face a bush......probably more to the story.




I feel bad for the guy, cause I think he's likely just a dumb drunk...
But when you show your dick off in public where children might see it, this is the risk you run. And frankly I think charges probably should happen, otherwise you give a defense to ever pervert out there.




It's a tough line to draw sure, but you have to draw one. Otherwise you'll have anyone who gets caught exposing themselves just saying they were taking a piss.
Obviously this guy was doing mroe than taking a quick pee in the corner of his yard, otherwise people driving by wouldn't have figured it out.
I've pissed in the middle of nowhere on a long road trip and am pretty sure I've never been seen. I've also used a cup or held it till a rest stop if I thought there was a chance of the someone seeing.



I barely read this but have some opinions anyway, deal with it! LOL
#1. First of all why are they driving slow enough to be able to watch a man piss in his own yard and get a good glance of his dick, are they driving at 2mph? Before we sentence this guy for public indecency (AT THE MOST!!) how about give the parents of this motor vehicle a ticket for driving too slow!!
#2. Teach your kids to not be so nosy!!
#3. This man is facing three felonies? Jesus H. Christ. sounds like the local D.A. is having a slow YEAR
#4. Supposedly this woman driver stated she had seen this man holding his dick with both hands and so did her three children Whilst driving down the street! now I might have stated this in #1 but how the fuck do four people in a moving vehicle spot a man pissing in his yard with both hands on his cock and get a nice view, does this fucker have a 25 inch cock??
What the fuck?
I'm drunk and confused.. and about to go PISS ON MY LAWN with both hands on my dick waving it in the air! excuse ME!
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