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    I dont care if hes a drunk, or some loser.. or whatever he does in his life. I feel bad for him facing those charges.

    I mean if the world this crazy to report such a thing? If he was flashing his dick to the kids say "Look at me" that would be wrong, but he was taking a piss... Would have been smarter to go in the backyard.. I still think its stupid for him to face such a chrage. Silly law enforcement trying to get money out of everything these days.

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    I sympathize more with his neighbors. I've lived next to drunk pieces of shit who piss in their front yard because they're too lazy to walk inside.

    It gets old real quick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    I sympathize more with his neighbors. I've lived next to drunk pieces of shit who piss in their front yard because they're too lazy to walk inside.

    It gets old real quick.
    yeah.....did he deserve felony sex offense...no

    but sometimes you just pay a penalty for being a fucking idiot. Front yard? facing the street?


    .........both hands?

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    While it was undoubtedly stupid and pretty trashy, no, I don't believe this guy should be labelled a sex offender.

    Unless he's one of those people who gets off on whipping it out and pissing in front of women or children...and if that was the case, I'm sure he'd have a record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    The more I think about it... the more it pisses me off. This woman really had nothing better to do with her time than report someone pissing in their own yard?
    Seriously... I can't even begin to count the number of men I know who piss places they probably shouldn't: the alley, the side of the garage, the side of the road, you name it... a man will piss on it. It's a fact of life. Men piss everywhere.
    Unless he's doing it in an alley off a busy street or in the subway or something... let him be! Teach your kids not to peep on other people in their yards! That's weird and rude!


    Besides... he was using BOTH HANDS... How many men do you know who have a dick so big that two hands won't cover it limp?
    Did they even SEE the cock?

    actually...that was the wierdest thing about it...2 hands? it doesnt matter how big it is...you only need to control the end.


    and on a side note......it seems he was obviously facing the street.....so it may have been a 'look at me piss' kind of thing...otherwise, he would have at least turned around and faced the house....

    Even if you are lazy, you go behind a tree or face a bush......probably more to the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    I'm waiting for my SO to get caught and the police called.
    I'm willing to bet that he isnt facing the street in clear view while cars are driving by.....if he is just in the back yard......only the neighbors could report it....and he could just deny it.

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    I feel bad for the guy, cause I think he's likely just a dumb drunk...

    But when you show your dick off in public where children might see it, this is the risk you run. And frankly I think charges probably should happen, otherwise you give a defense to ever pervert out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    ^So every person on a super long road trip who has stopped to piss on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere should have to register as a sex offender if another car happens by?

    Idk. There's a difference between pissing... and waving your dick around like a flag TRYING to get people to see it.
    It's a tough line to draw sure, but you have to draw one. Otherwise you'll have anyone who gets caught exposing themselves just saying they were taking a piss.

    Obviously this guy was doing mroe than taking a quick pee in the corner of his yard, otherwise people driving by wouldn't have figured it out.

    I've pissed in the middle of nowhere on a long road trip and am pretty sure I've never been seen. I've also used a cup or held it till a rest stop if I thought there was a chance of the someone seeing.

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    Default Re: Man pees is own yard, facing 3 felonies

    I barely read this but have some opinions anyway, deal with it! LOL

    #1. First of all why are they driving slow enough to be able to watch a man piss in his own yard and get a good glance of his dick, are they driving at 2mph? Before we sentence this guy for public indecency (AT THE MOST!!) how about give the parents of this motor vehicle a ticket for driving too slow!!

    #2. Teach your kids to not be so nosy!!

    #3. This man is facing three felonies? Jesus H. Christ. sounds like the local D.A. is having a slow YEAR


    #4. Supposedly this woman driver stated she had seen this man holding his dick with both hands and so did her three children Whilst driving down the street! now I might have stated this in #1 but how the fuck do four people in a moving vehicle spot a man pissing in his yard with both hands on his cock and get a nice view, does this fucker have a 25 inch cock??

    What the fuck?

    I'm drunk and confused.. and about to go PISS ON MY LAWN with both hands on my dick waving it in the air! excuse ME!

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