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    So we have a thread for most annoying customer comments and insulting customer comments, but what about comebacks from our lovely ladies? What's the most badass comeback you've ever said to a customer or something you WOULD say if some asshole provoked you?

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    "I don't know what YOUR problem is but I'm young, hot, have a slamming body and have made more than 900$ tonight without doing any of the things you're saying that I have"

    to a guy who was like "you're a nasty ho blahblah"

    and then I got him kicked out.

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    "I wear heels bigger than your dick" - someone siggy on here, I think?

    "It's pretty sad when your IQ is smaller than the size of your dick, and neither are pushing double digits."

    "I'll be less of a bitch if you'll be less of a moron"

    "I know you can get it for free baby - but didn't anyone tell you it doesn't count if he has a dick too?" (Nothing against gay/bi/whatever, but men in SC's usually find anything alluding to the possibility of them having sex with men REALLY insulting, so I play it to my advantage.)



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    i do private parties and when we do our double ended dildo show every once in a while a guy yells out "put it down your throats and kiss in the middle!! do it!!" and i tell them "if you do it first, then i'll do it..." that gets their friends to laugh at them and gets them to shut up for the rest of the night.

    it's also nice when a guy smacks my ass and i bitchslap him across the face.

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    "That's right, I'm just a poor college kid. You should just ignore me since I don't have any money anyway"

    "Obviously not, otherwise you'd be tipping more than singles." *smiles sweetly and walks away*
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    not so much of a come back, but one night there was this really freaky dude who would instantly assume too much familiarity and put his hand down the back of the girls' dresses, would only buy them one drink, and wore a fucking beret and some long coat trying to be all stylin' when he was really a cheap creeper. I sat down at the table directly beside him, propped my feet up on another chair, and said audibly to my girl friend:

    "See that fucking freakazoid right there? Look at him buying drinks but can't afford to tip or buy dances. What a sick pathetic old fuck... he's so desperate he can't even touch himself." I went on for about two minutes, her laughing hysterically, until he left.

    Some old guy on my day before retirement, took two finger, tapped me on the crotch and went "BEEP BEEP!!". He was with two friends who were horrified and i saw red. I calmly sat down, looked at the friend who had bought a dance and said "Look. I can see your old drunk ass friend there isn't sincerely a jack ass, he's just wasted. So here's the deal. You're going to pay me $40 to not flip the fuck out, OR I am going to pay that bouncer over there $20 to deal with you. What's it going to be- pay me and leave voluntarily, or would you like me to get the bouncer?"
    They paid me the $40 and scurried out of there.

    Dancing nude in Atlanta:
    Customer: "Wow, you have a nice clit! Does it work?"
    Me: "No, it's in the shop."

    Customer: "You're a bitch, and a whore, I didn't want you anyway."
    Me: "You're fat, and I didn't want you in the first place."

    Customer: "You can't touch me!" (After I grabbed his cheeks and squeezed him into a fish face for trying to lick me)
    Me: "Sure I can. I have more money and more insurance than you."

    Bartending in New Orleans:

    Fat Drunk Frat Boys: "Yeeeeaaaah pussy and titties!! Bitches!!" (NOLA is topless only)
    Me: "Yeeeeeeah fat man titties ON pussies! Get the fuck out my bar!"
    I then bounced a plastic cup off of one of their heads.

    I could go on for ages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    not so much of a come back, but one night there was this really freaky dude who would instantly assume too much familiarity and put his hand down the back of the girls' dresses, would only buy them one drink, and wore a fucking beret and some long coat trying to be all stylin' when he was really a cheap creeper. I sat down at the table directly beside him, propped my feet up on another chair, and said audibly to my girl friend:

    "See that fucking freakazoid right there? Look at him buying drinks but can't afford to tip or buy dances. What a sick pathetic old fuck... he's so desperate he can't even touch himself." I went on for about two minutes, her laughing hysterically, until he left.

    Some old guy on my day before retirement, took two finger, tapped me on the crotch and went "BEEP BEEP!!". He was with two friends who were horrified and i saw red. I calmly sat down, looked at the friend who had bought a dance and said "Look. I can see your old drunk ass friend there isn't sincerely a jack ass, he's just wasted. So here's the deal. You're going to pay me $40 to not flip the fuck out, OR I am going to pay that bouncer over there $20 to deal with you. What's it going to be- pay me and leave voluntarily, or would you like me to get the bouncer?"
    They paid me the $40 and scurried out of there.

    Dancing nude in Atlanta:
    Customer: "Wow, you have a nice clit! Does it work?"
    Me: "No, it's in the shop."

    Customer: "You're a bitch, and a whore, I didn't want you anyway."
    Me: "You're fat, and I didn't want you in the first place."

    Customer: "You can't touch me!" (After I grabbed his cheeks and squeezed him into a fish face for trying to lick me)
    Me: "Sure I can. I have more money and more insurance than you."

    Bartending in New Orleans:

    Fat Drunk Frat Boys: "Yeeeeaaaah pussy and titties!! Bitches!!" (NOLA is topless only)
    Me: "Yeeeeeeah fat man titties ON pussies! Get the fuck out my bar!"
    I then bounced a plastic cup off of one of their heads.

    I could go on for ages.
    I love talking about customers loudly lol I do this all the time

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    I had a guy who was super creepy and I guess thought that I wanted him so bad even though he was fat and gross. He took me for two dances before I was like "if you don't stop trying to touch me we're cutting this, you're still going to pay me AND get kicked out". At the end of the dance, I asked for a tip since I always do that. He gave me a room key to his hotel and I straight up threw it in his face and left him standing there trying to find it.

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    Last night I sat next to two young macho looking guys who proceeded to bitch about the club, the music the girls and go on about how picky they're.

    I smiled sweetly laughed and asked "Oh so are you gay"
    They turned BRIGHT red.

    I was like "You don't look it but the way you're talking a girl has to wonder"

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    Default Re: Best Dancer Comebacks!

    When guys act like idnods and need to be put in their place, my quick wit allows me to stamp out their fire, bruise egos, and get a laugh, but I wouldn't say it's a comeback.

    My humor is rather frank and when guys realize, rather quickly, that I'm alot smarter than they think, they back the hell off and apologize for their slip of the tongue...

    Over the years my tolerance level for bullsh$$ has dramatically decreased it makes me an enjoyable to watch ticking timebomb, hee hee.

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