Go get 'em!
Anyone pull any good ones today I wanna know![]()




Go get 'em!
Anyone pull any good ones today I wanna know![]()



Last year I said I was accpeted onto America's Next Top Model as a plus sized model. Eve my family believed me! (I'm a size 4.)
I want to wear a clown nose and striped stockings to the club and be an "April Fool". It would give me an excuse to be a smart-ass all night. Not that I need an excuse.
Last edited by The Contessa; 03-31-2011 at 11:13 PM.




HA HA! I just posted on my facebook that people will have to pay me in order to stay on my friends list. I told them I will be sending invoices via message inboxes. One dude already posted and asked, "Seriously?"
My favorite one is random and stupid... but we lived with someone who was EXTREMELY anti anything religious... so we printed out like 50 pictures of Jesus and little notes about how Jesus was always with you and put them EVERYWHERE.
In the fridge... on the bottom side of the toilet seat... in the shower... on her other pillow in her bed. In the passenger's seat of her car.
It was really funny. She was SO mad.




I am about to go to Jack in the box with my buddy. Gonna put a rubber cockroach on his food. I will let ya'll know what happens. See you guys later.








Hehe...I put the roach on top of the lid of his soda and he reached for it and screamed, "Oh you fucking bitch!"
HA HA!

I pulled an April Fool's on cam tonight hehe
Made the countdown go up for my clothing to come off and also wore 2 pairs of panties![]()





I was the victim of a good one this week from a friend/recently(4 or 5 mo ago) retired dancer. She has decided to walk away totally burnt out from the business after 15 + years and is struggling to make any progress in the job market. I've tried helping her write letters and resumes for prospective employers and introduced her to some friends of mine who might be able to help her out. Anyways, after spending several hours together Wednesday afternoon helping her search, I got a text Thursday morning "I worked the club last nite" . As I wrestled with finding a supportive response, I got another text, "April Fool's" . My response "fu".(but boy, did she get me)
"never trust a big butt and a smile"-- Bell Biv DeVoe
If you're in your twenties and aren't a liberal, you have no heart. If you're in you're forties and aren't a conservative, you have no brain - Winston Churchill





I posted a late-model car ad on Craigslist for $500 with my brother's name (& cell #) as the seller. By noon, he'd received over 30 calls... not sure how many text msgs. He just turned his phone off at lunchtime.
WINNING!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.




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