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    Any advice for trying to keep a conversation going with a guy who has a speech impediment, speaks little English, has a thick accent, talks so softly you can't hear him above the music (thinking I'll use this as an excuse to go into VIP so we can hear each other), and/or is just plain super shy?

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    "Dame tu dinero pendejo!"
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    I've sold dances to guys who didn't speak a word of english who come from a country whose language I don't speak.
    Sit, smile, nod, say the word dance, and if they don't understand that shake your boobies as a visual aid. If its still not working, stand up, take their hand (smiling all the while) say the word dance again, shake your hips this time.

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    I try and make out what they're saying for about a song. If it's really that bad, I'll just ask them if they want to get a dance. Maybe throw in a cute line about how we'll both be able to understand my body language along with some physical cues like shaking boobs or touching them.

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